/brit/

just got another interview offer lads!!!!!

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lmao calm the fuck down mate learn to use filters if you're so triggered

>images.duckduckgo.com(2).jpg

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For those of you who like him or care, Poley has doubled-down on his intention to do heroin. We could be heading for his most entertaining arc.

relax a bit pal. you can ignore them if they're that much of an annoyance

neetlife has become endlessly boring, bordering on suicidal, but i'm too autistic to get and maintain a proper job
sad state of affairs

based
the opinion of a 30 year old virgin is worth less than a paki

don't want to defend catgimp but someone posting an image with a duckduckgo filename going on a rant with pseudo-intellectual terminology is hilarious to me
like seriously, who uses the term "smarmy"? im laughing

Im not your mate haha nobody is thats your whole gimmick

Is it true he was banned?

>one of the most shitty and cancerous edits reaches that point

Sleepover at Giantess's (Personal Attention) ASMR
youtube.com/watch?v=H1fSvido_iw

i've been a tenant many times as well and if you have a bad landlord it's very difficult. the realistic answer is you're probably better off just paying someone to fix it yourself and try and bug her to reinburse you (although she probably wont if she's a bad landlord as you suggest). unfortunately trying to escale it is not really worth your time or effort for something so minor. maybe you could lie and say it's leaking or something and doing damage to the property.
yet still better than yours

youtu.be/YJfyinq35Xk

chune!

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FOY
josie's whimsical lexicon is her entire gimmick

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the most hysterical part is that the meme essentially says we live in a clown world
pottery

homealone do you remember when I told you about my nightmare neighbours renting next door well apparently they've been given their notice and should be out by the end of May

All yanks can be gassed and all. Dont need this kind of cretinousness either. Smarmy isn't a pseudo intellectual term, you're just exceedingly thick

I suppose if my car was spraying liquid shit into my face constantly you'd advise me to put a cork in it rather than remove the liquid shit sprayer

i think I remember, nice one i'm pleased for you.

He's ban evading outside of Jow Forums, yeah.

how shocking

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why should I care about feminism?

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Why does the first 3 letters get deleted when i open a new tab and try to make a search?

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I love how conspiracy theories have become so normalised and accepted that everyone agrees Diana was assassinated

not sure why everyone hates me lol yeah i blog a bit but i like to think i'm a nice enough guy

suck my cock yeah

Theresa Might

Theresa Maybelater

quite clearly was though

Chrome? Dunno but it's annoying, you have to give it a second before you start typing

Nige was fucking RETARDED making the Brexit party. He's just splitting the Brexiteer vote from UKIP, which is the far more recognisable brand and couples Brexit fury with anti-immigration (the two go together). Treacherous subversive civic nationalist behaviour from Farage

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If people hate you here imagine how much people despise you in person lmao

hate yanks love aussies simple as that

so you have this problem as well? been like this for a week or so.

false comparison

Anybody bought a wank pass yet?

great post

I can't speak for everyone but any /brit/ persona I give over is a very safe distance from how I am IRL

just got home from toil
can't decide whether to poo or wank first (wanking while pooing is not an option as I do not like to smell my poos while wanking)

not even sure they're on sale yet

Suuuuuuure mate, sure

woah woah woah
name????

It does show that he carries 5% with JUST him alone though, which is damning. I don't think any MP can brag about that, certainly neither party leader can.

>Here's how [insert misleading poll] shows that Britain wants May to peg Barnier into submission

Use to consider myself the Sean Lock of /brit/, but have recently come to apreesiate Stewart Lee and find myself more strongly reflected in his gaily glimmering eyes than in Seano's specs

shant
currently on day x of no fap, ive noticed y and my z is no longer an issue

Yeah only started happening recently, should be fixed at some point.

Tbh I just assumed it was because my laptop is old and shit

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 32% (-4)
LAB: 31% (-2)
LDEM: 12% (+1)
UKIP: 7% (+3)
BREX: 5% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)

via @YouGov, 02 - 03 Apr
Chgs. w/ 25 Mar

>you're just exceedingly thick
where's the duckduckgo image to go along with this then??
I'm uh *looks up at the original post* a very pompous smarmy deformed outcast lowercase rambling barstad haha so I'd assume I would get my own little attached picture

Thinking about moving to the uk and selling bootleg porn dvds to porn license evaders.

apreesiate

Mum bought mine down at Woolies while she was buying us oven pizzas for din dins
She got the economy tier one though even though I explicitly asked for premium

Are you asking me to avatarfag "lad"
Here its you

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me? i'm very much the josie long of /brit/
adorable, but not explicitly funny

so bored
jsut want to go out and do something in the sun weith friends

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32 bottles of Speckled Hen going strong de ledddd

dumb reposter
you're a fucking idiot, they were talking about homealone

Brexit Party? When the fuck did this happen?

Email from director of news comes after some staffers publicly complained about BBC coverage

The BBC has emailed all news staff warning they could face internal sanctions if they express strong political views on Twitter, after several members of staff went public with their complaints that BBC programmes are debating the rights and wrongs of teaching children about tolerance for LGBT people.

BBC Breakfast presenter Ben Thompson was among the staff at the broadcaster who publicly criticised Question Time last week for allowing an audience member to ask the question: “Is it morally right that five-year-old children learn about LGBTQ+ issues in school?”

Many LGBT members of staff at the BBC have privately told the Guardian of anger within the newsroom at how the BBC has allowed to turn the issue into a valid debate on the public broadcaster, following protests by mainly conservative Muslim parents in Birmingham and Manchester.

BBC sources said that the news management team are thought to have issued a warning to Thompson, who on Thursday tweeted “thank you for all your messages” after being inundated with support for his criticism.

Internal BBC LGBT representatives have also complained to senior management including Unsworth and editorial director Kamal Ahmed about the handling of the issue, contrasting the public-facing stance on the issue with internal pledges to make the BBC a welcoming place to work for LGBT employees.

Many staff also contrasted the warning with the treatment of BBC political interviewer Andrew Neil, who has never apologised for publicly describing an Observer journalist on Twitter as a “mad cat woman”.

However, other BBC insiders insist the real target of Unsworth’s email was to stop a generation of older male BBC reporters such as John Simpson sharing their views on Brexit.

why don't you do that then?

Chelsea Manface
Trans Hero

most my friends are away and i have a lack of funds to be truly enjoying myself

20 January 2019

Anyway i was referring to homealone not you catsped

finna fart out a pringle
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POP!
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more updates to follow. @britnews

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A few months ago

valid debate on the public broadcaster about whether is it right to promote becoming trans to 5 year olds

thinking about SEX

Well it is a valid debate. Personally I don’t give a shit so long as they are simply informing kids it’s a thing and not pushing stuff but I guess that’s kinda hard to regulate.
Take my old history teacher, great teacher, really engaging but he was a massive socialist/commie who strongly pushed his views in the classroom.

Please tell me there are no 20+ year olds who’s parents cook for them every night

That is fucking sad

is QuackCuckGo broken?

What is the difference between women's sports and the special Olympics?

December-ish when Nige had a hissy fit about Yaxley-Lennon joining UKIP and UKIP's overall tilt to anti-Islam (which really hasn't hurt them like Nige thought it would, UKIP is still polling alright, better than Greens, SNP, Plaid), so he left the party and made his own new one
Yeah tbf he does have massive appeal as a politician and is probably the most charismatic politician in Britain today, I'm just mad he pulled this massive boomer move

I skim through the BBC news site every day during lunch at toil how the fuck have I not heard anything about this?

me

amusing post

Go out into the sun alone. That's what i did.

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well, saturday night is for takeaway

make yourself comfortable and play some vidya then

In an ideal world the women would merely be arrested rather than humanely put down

If their views are correct they shouldn’t fear debate

horrid photo

lol imagine thinking nigel farage is the most charismatic politician in britain

nah
guess im gonna have too

i don't feel guilty about wanking to women's sports

it's a bit of a sticky one still

spent all morning coming up with it...hopefully it becomes a /brit/ staple.

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