/smg/ - Stock Market General

Cosplay Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

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Other urls found in this thread:

wsj.com/articles/tesla-asks-suppliers-for-cash-back-to-help-turn-a-profit-1532301091
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Do NOT Enter The Market.

First for AMD mooning

Buy silver

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Hasbro tanks Monday on bad earnings report to under 80.

SP500
We long that shit

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Until I visited this vietnamese knitting forum I didnt realise that literally every single mega boomer are actually weebs lmao, Stocks + anime holy shit the boomer cope

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>HoOooDSU lmao

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I told you guys to Giddy Up on Vol I hope you listened.

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Any Canadians here use Questrade? Looking at getting into stock trading, and I don't like the look of what RBC has to offer.

What do you all look for in small companies to determine growth potential? I need some boomers to rain some experience on a young lad and lurking moar won't cut it because nobody talks about this...

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Make sure they dont have a woman as CEO for starters

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wsj.com/articles/tesla-asks-suppliers-for-cash-back-to-help-turn-a-profit-1532301091

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finally some bulletproof advice

just invest in whatever company trump supporters love.

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Can't crash fast enough

Hope you listened to my advice and shorted FCA :)

How should I go about starting to invest? I just got through my first few months of work as an engineer, so I've got a bit saved up.

I'm worried about a market correction though. Its been a long time since the last one, we cant grow forever, and things are feeling pretty 2007-y.

I'd like to save up enough so I can buy a house once the prices drop.

>unironically being a salty nonamazon

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>not cashing out at the top and riding it down.

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Petition to add M1 Finance to the list of brokers in the OP of /smg/ threads:

+ has no fees
+ lets you make pies of securities and automatically invests your cash into each slice proportional to their percent allocations
+ smartly rebalances the weights of each slice to account for slices increasing or decreasing in value over time on a deposit or withdrawal
- is geared towards investing instead of trading so trades only occur during the trading window

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Also, whoever makes the thread should replace the Robinhood link with their invite so when someone signs up they get a free stock and that the OP gets rewarded for making the thread.

>being this much of a Jew
But hmny

DOW is low hanging fruit why not buy some low cost etfs and then let them sit a few years? Even if it crashes I still get some dividends before things start coming back in a decade or two. What would be a better investment for long term instead? inb4 bitcoin I should have got a fraction of a coin when it was bottoming around 5.9k

me, only complaint is they seem to have cancelled or not received some orders I put on the other day. Otherwise I'm very impressed.

When will this market collapse dear god I'm all cash and getting impatient

Intersting

>tfw red day but it's only the start

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Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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so i fell for the ALT shills and blindly bought in at 5c. It's going back up, right?

same. dying here on the sidelines while everyone is getting rich

Someone bought 7000 AUG17 100 strike TSLA puts on friday.... I think I am jumping on the TSLA bankruptcy train this morning as well.

BAG OF SHIT

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WMT, you mean? Seems overbought rn

your mother put her money into PLATINUM
so that she wouldn't have to pay
attention

Let’s sell AMD puts everyone.

Oh boy oh boy, looks like my LMT and RTN calls are about to go green!

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WMT is pretty good actually.

Their entire business plan is exploiting the lower class which works pretty well desu

I mean that may be, but it's been sideways since Feb, and their real exploitative shit is all split off into GDOT

>VIX is up
finally
>USO is up
THX TRUMP, I THINK ROUHANI IS GAY TOO
>GLD is down
goldbugs eat shit

green day

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my sand stocks
finally

release

thepatternsite.com has a page on 10-baggers

Dank.
I've been considering trying to re-make the thread's OP

Try consumer staples?

hahaha fuck

remember the "dot com bubble" of 2000

we sure were flying high then huh!

Looks like it's just HCLP moving. Is it because of the div increase?

I'm laughing so hard rn

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Critical thinking is a skill

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That's a dude, right?

Well, that's the fun! You don't know; it's a surprise
OwO what's this -> ?

the short ratio on so many other sand stocks is so fucking high
it only takes one percent of them to light such a wonderful fire

for hclp; I actually have no fucking idea why it's this high, they released an 8-k
has to be the div increase; the ceo is a woman with some fucking drive if you hear some of her comments
she wants to expand aggressively

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What's the plan for the week? I know we got "The Big One" scheduled for Friday, so do we just long volatility and short amazon?

oh fuck

fuck fuck fuck

this was my play but now that baggy is on board i think i might do the opposite

fuck AMZN
you wanna short something thats actually retarded?
chipotle
its almost $500/shr

long HAL, LMT, V, maybe RTN, maybe MMM
short GRUB

I dunno if I have the brass balls to buy AMZN puts

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RAD pre-market

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whew, glad I didn't short Hasbro

small specs BTFO again
>but muh kids dont want to play with toys

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TLT still falling pre-market :3

The plan is to stay short bonds, then use that capital to crash amazon.

Well whatever the reason, I'm pumped.
If other sand stocks stay down, I'll just buy more.

Never entered the stock market. Just dropped 2k on ATT.

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Long term you’ll be fine, expect high volatility around ER, 27-29.

Buy RIOT. Gonna have a good day today since Bitcoin is up.

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>Waiting for a crash in cash
>Currency value about to explode
>LOL'D

>never entered
>drops 2k
take smaller bites at first senpai
better to only have half in at first, then when it drops, you can comfortably buy the dip

we r all ALT bagholders now denzel senpal

That's what I was planning on doing. Dropping 2k and just not looking at it ever.
What's er

I guess... I'm really poor and just want to move up in the world .__.

I think they're announcing earnings next month. You could wait it out depending on how strong your hands are. I got out and took a loss.

TLT!

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HERE WE GO

show me your opening bell face

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I'M SO FUCKING READY

over exuberance is your worst enemy
2k as a poorfag can move quite fast. use stops

YUH

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I hope you all enjoyed that Nasdaq ATH.

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AWW YEAH I CAN FINALLY DROP MY HCLP BAGS

You mean AT&T aka T, right?
That's like the safest shit out there. An alternative is SPY (an index).

This.
YESSSSSSSS.
Should be a green day for everything else.

Plan 4 2 day
Long over 280.2 then hold until close
Or short @ 279.1

No time 2 day

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RIP the guy shorting Hasbro

so whats everybodies leveraged equities plan for this week? Staying out of tech due to earnings memes?

>shorting toys
fucking commie got whats coming to him

my only real ER play im looking at is MMM
and i really like NTDOY into ER too

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Why would anyone short Hasbro? Have people not been paying attention to the current state of men?

They're literally children that never grew up who waste their fiat on FUNKO toys and cape-shit action figures.

BEARS

RISE UP

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FUCKING MICRON

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How do I set up the shekel flow indicator on my trading view?

Wish I wasn't in boomer jail for the next two days in a row so I can celebrate the death of TLT with a well deserved lunch

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got JUST'd on Halliburton, I guess suitcase sales are down or something

HSY
Load up

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I prefer the log scale, since you expect some of the biggest companies to have exponential growth. I still think AMZN is overvalued a bit but it's nowhere near as bad as the superexponential growth you saw before the tech bubble crash.

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giddy up vol boys

all companies should have growth on a log scale long term kid otherwise they will eventually fall off exchanges because they are worthless garbage

Fuck off David

Based Trump Iran tweet sent oil futures to the moon

>UWT

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Today is not a good day...

>Took a loss
The biz way

These TLT puts are up another 10% today. #WINNING

If you think I'm going to hold a penny stock after it announces a r/s then you're fucking nuts. I'm not trying to get HMNY'd.

>profits up 38%
>Drops like a rock
Can someone explain haliburton to me? They say it's pipeline worries but wouldn't that mean invest now while it's going lower and when the worries are gone it will go up?

My dick is diamonds right now

DOWN TECH DOWN

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