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What's going on here then sonny?

lel are you from britfeel?

Did a meme

youtu.be/UDOAzgY7jRA

youtube.com/watch?v=Kje_0RFLYPw

>assessment centre

No I actually went to university.

>aj tracey was 100% me spamming naila repeatedly 3 years ago when he was unknown

yeah mustve been you
based cheers

what's the prevailing attitude towards incels here

Ive heard of it before but never done it
you may have to do a presentation

youtube.com/watch?v=imjM7MuBrMs

Just watched a repeat of Take Me Out. They showed one of the dates on Fernando's and it was this goofy looking dude in his late 40s and a quite pretty brunette who looked mid to late 20s. I'm thinking, how the fuck did he pull her? Their date was going great and then when they sat down for dinner she said "I have a confession: the only reason I kept my light on was because my finger slipped and didn't realize the light didn't go off." The dude looked utterly crushed but still asked "so what are the chances we have another date after this?" and she said "No. I'm so sorry." Looked like he was going to go home and kill himself right there. How the *fuck* is this allowed? Why did she go all the way to Fernando's and wait till the evening meal to tell him? What the fuck is wrong with women?

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bet you studied something shit like history lol

was that leave girl really a russian plant?

no ACs are pretty much standard here for any decent white collar job, I had to do 2 45 min group exercises, a one hour individual test, a 45 min panel interview with four toilbergs sitting across from me, and even more psychometric testing

how do we end women?

Bet I make more money than you.

yes

Got so many kino photos on my laptop I should probably make a kino folder. Only problem is most of my pics are ww2, anybody have a non ww2 photo kino?

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Alternatively it could be that drug use is not sustainable and the so-called "benefits" are only short lived whereas the possible negative consequences of drug use can be sustained for many years.

Dumb fuck

they're based

see
you can't get a grad job in australia without doing ACs

LMAO it was history wasn't it
that's hilarious

youtu.be/ff0oWESdmH0

kek, based roastie bringing the bants

Fucking hell.
His self esteem will never recover whether it's faked or not.

your pleasure is other peoples leisure type situation

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youtube.com/watch?v=W5qdTcu8sKk

holy tune

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Nightmarish situation

How much money do you make?

why are russians the go-to scapegoats of the 21st century
this isn't the 70's

JAL 123 crash aftermath. A body wrapped around a tree.

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>americans using British slang
Please do a vocaroo so we can all laugh at you down syndrome tier mongos

Its all for that holiday in fernando init

im straight edge

Need a GibiASMR gf.

>kino
>has a watermark

Australian media has taken to blaming chin*se dogs for the woes of our nation

nato/eu is the continuation of the nazi project

soiboi

isn't that true though?

USA > Germany

if he took the time to colourise it then I think he deserves credit 2bh

i found slowthai from my spotify discover weekly playlist 3 years ago, listened to him for a bit but completely forgot about him until someone on /brit/ reminded me

seen him live twice and they're probably the 2 best gigs i've ever been to, he's a fucking nutter and does several stave dives and gets in the middle of the crowd whilst performing

first time last year in a tiny room in nottingham with 50 people and last week in the main room of the o2 instiitute birmingham with 500+ people

twitter.com/notbrogen/status/1111071751092531203
link is a video of him falling off a rubber dingy whilst crowd surfing and i can see the back of my head in this video dropping to the floor

after this there was almost a hillsborough and the whole gig nearly locked off, i've never seen anything as bad from a moshpit, there were bodies stacked on the floor and no one could get up
at one point i was on the floor curled up in a ball protected my head from getting stamped on lmao

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I'm doing a masters so not much. I scrape some money together as a TA

great theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=3eJfjlzhfs0

i like you
you remind me of myself but smarter because you say stuff like that instead of just drugs are for mugs

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what do you want me to say mikey?

Can't wait until the Chinese start gassing all the yanks.

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literally me

most places are better than germany

same guy?

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I desperately need to get a grip

>ASMR
tragic

you. i like you.

Need a 19 year old Nepalese female golf pro gf. Simply will not settle for anything else.

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I don't know. Wing it

yo dude, wanna hit up the bar later tonight? lets get laid tonight bro

me? i drink bevvies, i sniff the odd bit of gear and i smoke the occasional spliff but i don't wake up in the morning fiending for any sort of drug
i don't drink coffee and drink lots of water at the start of my day

whereas half of my toil colleagues wake up and CANNOT function without their coffee in the morning but would look down at me for my recreational drug habits

most coffee drinkers are literal JUNKIES but me? i can take it or leave it

fuck off chad

it is so funny that mikey complains about americans all the time here yet the only like 2 people that actually want to talk to him are american LOL

can now get subway delivered to my front door
we live in the future

Honestly never thought I'd turn out like shit.

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normies are so fucking stupid lmao they're just low iq

pathetic druggie cope

buying gf

tiger is honorary white

you get this

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normies are braindead, what did you expect?

Just realised I've had pikey filtered for about 6 months lmao

welcome to the UK 2015

tragic
some people cannot do the off white belt well

your parents probably did

OBSESSED

people that do coffee are drugscum

you can't say I'm not right though

>some people

vocaroo.com/i/s1eXdjp4Plr5
used the druggie's lines

gf is telling me to get therapy for my anxiety

don't think she realises therapy is a scam

Suck my cock, faggot

was actually a bit of a lie 2bh
have to get it delivered to a few doors down and message them to come down the road to mine and meet them out front

slowthai isn't a rorke
as part of the campaign for his upcoming album 'nothing great about britain' out may 17th, he put up several billboards like this
there's others about hate crime and the gender pay gap lmao

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i really like your accent

see
your only friend on /brit/ rn is an american lol

>cawfee