What do they think of each other?

Depends on who you ask. But it's rare to find someone who likes both people and both countries. I think that british are bros and I don't think about german people much.

Is there even a difference between these countries?

Why are french people so hatefull?

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ITT: we come together, put aside the banter and speak praises of our sister countries

It'd be nice to have a good /fug/ thread.
As long as no one mentions the B word.

All three of them have only one thing in common:
They hate Germany and absolutely everything that it stands for.

Why do you lack respect?

So you have a very positive opinion of us, a lot of sympathy and very few mistrust, but YOU DON'T RESPECT US ?
Sale boche !

what about France deserves respect?

You don't even respect us

>Britain: shittiest breakfast known to man
>France: less shit
>Germany: literal shit for breakfast

They supported my country's existence.

They’ve kept their largest cities clean and safe

Good joke

We're not krauts
Now pay respect

>shittiest breakfast known to man
Sounds like you're a skinny little fucker that thinks two slices of bread is a full meal.

Baron von Steuben made your country even possible in the first place and I've never seen americans shilling for Germany like they do with France

Maybe because you are a traitor of the West and the destructor of Europe.

>A lot of sympathy but no respect at all.
Do you see us as your pets or what?

If you would have been as nice as the brits ww2 wouldnt have needed to happen

And what about Germany deserves appreciation?

I wish I had a Frenchie as a pet.

There is actually very few common points in every aspect.

Yes now come Pierre lets go for walk. You surely need to shit and don't you dare to piss on the floor yet again

I'd rather be hated, but respected than the opposite. Those g*rman people never change.

>as nice as the brits
Sounds great

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Well, if we are treated like this all the time, maybe being a "traitor to the west" isn't so bad at all?

UK - Friend with benefits that bends over to everyone; The parent that teaches its kids to be respectful,but disciplines for being to respectful.
France - Our oldest friend whose face has wrinkled from its former beauty.
Germany - That Uncle who always causes problems in the family, but knows what he is talking about.

Kill Kill Marry

He meant before WWI dummy.

>Baron von Steuben
Literally who
>I've never seen americans shilling for Germany like they do with France
That’s because there’s no romanticism associated with Germany.

>Literally who
Stop embarassing yourself. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben

I had to google his name too. It was a G*rman mercenary employed by France to fight the Red Coats during your War of independence.

Because both of you are uneducated pricks

The Untold Truth Between France, UK & Germany

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Me in the middle.

I actually love Germany, its history its language its legends and romanticism. I really want to visit the country and if i like it, live there. I'm also doing my best to learn the language.
However this is Jow Forums, so I have to hide my germanyboo-ism and shit on them for they shit on France, this is a hard game to play but I shall play it anyways.

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>"we wuz revolutionaries n' shieet"

t. the OG revolutionaries n' shieet

We hate that we need eachother.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben
>Friedrich Wilhelm Rudolf Gerhard August von Steuben, Freiherr (baron) von Steuben is a Prussian officer who, in the service of King Louis XVI of France, fought during the American Revolutionary War
topkek

No I sound like someone who sees a disgusting heart attack inducing vomit breakfast. Really, beans and sausages?

>He didn't even read the article he just posted
Peak Ger"""man""" butthurt

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Germans and Frenchmen today suck eachother off and are planning on creating an Evropean empire while the angloids are trying to stop it

france is the guy who lives in your arpartement building you never actually see. a neighbour you cant have an opinion because he constantly eludes you

uk: used to be cool. but now it seems reduced to low iq chavs or left wing semi-posh weirdos
neither I'd want to have anything to do with

t. toy nazi

yes 2bh

I often enjoy the romantic-comedy nature of FUG interactions, where Germany and the UK act like two horny teenagers trying to prove who the cute France likes more.

In more serious geopolitical terms, its kinda baffling to me how little most french presidents understood to use their third-man position between Germany and the UK to their advantage.
Macron is the first in decades to really get it and use it.

No
All of them are basically Celts

Certainly seems that way.

>use their third-man position between Germany and the UK to their advantage
UK and Germany were (are) both USA's pets, it's almost impossible to intervene.

But we need you, France.
Love for the meme of Franco-German friendship is the only thing that can overpower our political elites craving for american cock.

I like them both in their own, unique way but its best if we dont show these feelings and instead compete with each other. theres too much pride between us to actually form any meaningful basis for cooperation I think

France are more like us than Germany, I like the food and the countryside but hate most of the cities and they are too emotional. Germans are not so close to us emotionally, but they are chill and easy to work with.
t. lived in both countries for two years a piece

Sadly for you, France and the French people will always love us more, even when we're fighting.

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like UK, like France(both only without shitskins)

I like UK.

I don't care/don't give a fuck about Germany, it's too far away, it borders Eastern Europe.

These three are literally the only relevant non-shithole countries on earth.

>our political elites craving for american cock.
I don't think they have the choice, Germany was the bitch of USA from 1945 to 1989 (at least), you can't break the chains like that.

hate england

like france

neutral towards germany

Hate everyone's government and (((elites))), like everyone's people. Simple as.

Germans started two world wars. Already forgotten about it?

I want Italy to take Frances spot so bad. Just why do they exist

t. Napoleon III

I want a german bf

Grill or fag?

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scottish

Transgender

grill or fag?

Typical scotch.

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oof'd and yikes-pilled

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grill but youre under no obligation to believe me

Post hand.

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God I am so lonely

Wanna hear a joke?

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My existence?

There there, I'm here for you.

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EXACTLY! *HONK HOOONK*!

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If it has anything to do with santa claus and Australia, I think I already know it.
t. German humour pro

Good one

>youtu.be/Hhb6yf-j6JA
Why is Anne Frank wearing such odd clothes.

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Made me chuckle.

Is that you or is this some random girl you found on the internet?

hans...

I have no issues with Germany or German people, but I do believe their leadership of the EU is far from perfect.
I love the Brits but I believe they're a bit too neolibs sometimes

>German humor
What happens, if a jew goes with another jew into a shower?

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Your stupidity and desperation is ruining the thread Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

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hey I have seen you post here often. Why exactly do you like us so much?