/smg/ - Stock Market General

Coca Cola edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

LAST:

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First for my upcoming techno-occultic RATSU ritual

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FED 6 month auction today, yes? What is causing long end of yields to run up? Chicago FED pmi? What the fuck? I'm getting hammered on 10s

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what do you guys thing of Wayfair stock

isnt this thing insanely overvalued

im gonna short it

Im ready for my Ratsu footjob any day now

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I'm out for a while. Probably will be back AH to shitpost, but couldn't fight the urge to check in today.
Cya senpai.

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Thoughts on Alibaba?

Alibaba Group Holding Limited is a Chinese multinational e-commerce, retail, Internet, AI and technology conglomerate founded in 1999 that provides consumer-to-consumer, business-to-consumer and business-to-business sales services via web portals, as well as electronic payment services, shopping search engines and cloud computing services.

yea idk
muh yield spike
all fixed income is getting hammered it seems. even investment grade corporate debt
weird shit

i smell trouble a comin. but not just yet. the regular market is always behind on this shit

I bought altaba tooday
its been good fot trading the last year

Why the fuck does Jow Forums flip phone images? It looks perfectly normal on my end.

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cool platinum is the only metal thats doing alright. get fucked goldbugs, i fuckin told you

Been telling you guys "The Big One" has been scheduled for Friday.

i think well get a medium sized VIX spike tomorrow judging on how bonds are goin, at least

It helps identify the scum who mobilepost.

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So how exactly do I make money off this other then going through with it? 5 cents isn't anything.

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Have you tried buying more than one?

Can I buy some T under $31, please?

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All my cash is sunk into the stock at 13.00 it's at 12.67 right now, Trump sparked the trade war right when I started making money and it shot back down.

Giddy Up on vol idiots

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Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

$SGOC

kek

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ummmm excuse me why is AMZN still above 1800?

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why tho?

So my grandma does stock trading and I asked her about some good dividend stocks and was wondering if I could get a second opinion from yall about the suggestions she gave me before I invest.
They are:
AT&T
Enterprise Product Partners
Cisco
Alliance Bernstein
Invesco
Brookfield Infrastructure Partners

Much obliged

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I'm telling you for the 2nd or 3rd from the last time. They're keeping the price high for me so that I can get a better deal on my put options Thursday.

1v1 me in sc2 kiddo ur ded

buy cisco its on the DOW therefore it will go up and also pays high div

Are LMT and V good buys right now?

>bag-man is a low energy toss player
As expected.

Amazon crash will crash the NASDAQ at least 5%

AMZN a shit

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is there an indicator for RSI divergence? Meaning it would track extreme/slight divergences in relation to price action

I honestly want to get out of my AMZN short before earnings

id really like it to dip now thanks

Pretty good recommendations surprisingly, particularly T and CSCO. Now might not be the best time to go in on CSCO, but if you're just putting money in to leave for years they're basically all good investments in the very long term.

What if the market already priced in the AMZN dump AND the subsequent recovery?

>short squeeze

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Thanks!
Thank you. Already have a few in T so Ill get a few more next paycheck. And if theyre good suggestions I guess Ill post again if she gives me more.

good news is sometimes priced in
bad news is never priced in
STAHP

Th...thats impossible. Right?!

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> That volume is TSLA bankruptcy puts.

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I'm not one to back down from a challenge, but I'm at work and can't right now.

$1.25 soon

meh
i like my penny plays less than a penny desu senpai

Just bought some, let's see if it plays out right user.

>Robinhood index
>a good investment
>seeking alpha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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stop selling your shares of Hersheys

Threadly reminder that we're in another tech bubble

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You just don't understand the new paradigm.

friendly reminder technology is the future

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Good thing I moved away from tech and into industrial and consumers last month. I like to diversify where my losses come from.

why does it level off around 2120?

While I agree long term it will work it's self out, but you're not going to stop the bear from waking up on Friday.

Peak production, human population, and technological proliferation. Unless we actually start colonizing the moon and Mars at least.

after immortality and light speed travel, there is little technological advancement left

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In 2120 there's going to be a new new technology index, as the nasdaq shifts from being an emerging tech sector to a more futuristic version of the dow.

Hi guys is there a UK version of Robinhood? I know there's a crowdfunded variant in the works but it looks like it could be a long time until release

Would be appreciated, thanks.

check this bad boy out

>gold miner in tanzania majority owned by barrick(62%)
>last year nigger gov't "scientists" estimated the taxes dodged by misreporting the ore concentrate at 190 billion dollars(lol)
>down 61% since then, closed off around 1/3 of production until the situation is clarified
>niggers realized they'll never get that money so they are in talks with barrick for a new deal
>$300M fine, 16% stake in mines, 50% of "economic benefits"(unclear language, probably pre-tax profit)
>free cash flow positive for 1st half of 2018 after scaling back production, the mine they partially closed was shitty anyway
>even taking into account the fine and the 16% stake P/B is 0.72
>massively oversold on technicals

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>The infinite growth meme

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You should probably worry about getting your teeth fixed before you start losing money playing the stock market m8

oh, i just figured it was some sort of human vs robot war against a rogue AI death cult that infected half the extranet

incorrect
the chad 2000 index will be the only one that exists at all

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the more important meme desu
youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

If only you knew

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Well once most jobs are automated and 90% of the population is living off of a universal basic income then economic growth and consumer purchasing power will be soft capped at that point so growth will taper off.

>Mouse Utopia
Exactly. Stay sharp, my dude.

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My teeth are already fixed and I've 2 grand to play around with at the moment

>used to spend days here
>slowly realizing make more money hodling and not looking at the market than obsessing
>guess it's time to get an irl life

be good /smg/

Japan is almost there

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Stay gold, ponyboy.

Get a load of this fucking boomer. It's not about making slow steady gains, grandpa. It's about risking it all on the chance of getting rich or going broke and in debt so you blow your brains out.

Japan *is* there. America is almost there.

I'm not touching anything in GDX until after gold has hit a bottom.

We haven't seen ANYTHING yet

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not a bad idea

the stock market is like a rave everyday! and you are leaving?

Are ya ready for a population crisis, kids?
We are going to get to the point when we ban abortion and birth control just to survive

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July 23 (Reuters) - Tesla Inc :
* TESLA ASKED LESS THAN 10 SUPPLIERS FOR REDUCTION IN CAPEX
PROJECT SPEND FOR LONG-TERM PROJECTS THAT BEGAN IN 2016 BUT ARE
NOT COMPLETE - SPOKESPERSON
* TESLA FOCUSED ON REACHING A "MORE SUSTAINABLE" LONG TERM
COST
BASIS, NOT JUST FINDING ONE-TIME REDUCTIONS FOR THIS QUARTER -
SPOKESPERSON
* CHANGES WITH TESLA SUPPLIERS WHO WERE ASKED FOR REDUCTION
IN
CAPEX PROJECT SPEND WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3 - SPOKESPERSON
* TESLA'S DISCUSSIONS WITH SUPPLIERS ALSO FOCUSED ON FUTURE
PARTS
PRICE, DESIGN OR PROCESS CHANGES THAT WILL HELP LOWER COSTS -
SPOKESPERSON

> * CHANGES WITH TESLA SUPPLIERS WHO WERE ASKED FOR REDUCTION
IN
CAPEX PROJECT SPEND WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3
>WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3

I guess it's not technically lying if they can't achieve profitability regardless.

everyone will die at the same time

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That's just not true.

See! This guy gets it.

controlled and profitable cold fusion
commercial quantum entangled messages
industrial scale vertical farming
genetic manipulation of adults
nano-bots, nano-swarms
anti-gravity anything
weather control
dyson sphere-swarm
multi-planet species

we have not yet begun to peak

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>So we can maintain our balance with nature.
Consciousness was a mistake. Every human needs to die so that a nice balance can be established. Then nature can continue on wards un-measured and unrecorded save for God. The way beauty can last for eternity.

Fresh OC for the Dogs of the DOW

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Why shouldn't I buy a $215 July 27 call for Facebook right now to play the ER this Wednesday??

GBR almost sub $3

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Because people are too busy sexting via snapchat to even log into facebook.

>Consciousness was a mistake.
bullshit
consciousness is the only thing that matters.
the mistake was giving us the tools to control it in others

going back up when or is it time to buy more??

im watching oil desu
sometimes theres an overnight pop from oil gapping up. then you sell the AM pop imo. its a while till the vote

yeah but you have to remember that the new planets will get their own indices and possibly leave america in the dust down the line

DOW total return is 45 million in 50 years thats 1 million per year almost

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>yeah but you have to remember that the new planets will get their own indices and possibly leave america in the dust down the line

only after I move to them, so it all works out (for me)

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tell me why i shouldn't buy the weekly calls on $F

bears win.

last year was the first year of capex growth in the gold sector after 5 years of decline, i personally am watching the interim results the following days to see how that's holding up. if it does it's pretty bullish for the gold price.

Sour hour incoming

hambaga green day