Be me, highschool

>Be me, highschool
>Have a really cool foreign teacher
>Don't know a lot about her country, but it's still neat
>I occassionally sing during class
>Since it was my communist meme era, I sang the soviet national anthem
>No one complains. My friend group laughs and sings as well
>The teacher never seems to mind
>One day, she decides to tell us more about her country
>Language, location, etc.
>It was all good until she mentioned one fact
>"It used to belong to the soviet union."
>Mfw she's Armenian
>Mfw she speaks russian too and has heard me the whole year talking gibberish
>Mfw I really liked this teacher and probably killed off all the chances to know her better

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>I sang the soviet national anthem

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I had a teacher named Mr.Ruben in like the 6th grade
used to call him Mr.Jewben all the time

What you wanna fuck your teacher mang? sheiitt negro

I had and argentine spanish teacher he was cool, but smelled bad, he insisted to go to school by bike in fucking tropical place. His skin was always very red and burned. In my last highschool year he was finally going by car.

I always have had Armenian and Lebanese girlfriends... I don't know why I'm attracted to them

t. Oaxaco

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we had a teacher named Mr. Ruben in our drama class that would always joke about how he's a jew. I wonder if it'd the same guy?

Yikes

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>be me living in Los Angeles and going to highschool
>Lebanese chick goes to 3 classes as me
>we always hang out and she holds my hand
>she says I'm really handsome and kisses me
>I don't like her, but she is really cute so I play along
>I have a class with Armenian chick
>she always holds my my hand and tells me I'm really handsome
>she has a big butt even for a highschool studen
>she kisses me and tells me she wishes I could marry her
>get into an argument with my sister
>move back to Mexico
>I miss all these med chicks
for some weird reason they are attracted to us

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What's an armenian doing in Mexico?

>Lebanese
>Armenian
>med

what are they, then?

Us? Mexicans?
Too bad I don't fit the stereotypical mexican appearance (I'm pale and tall as fuck). Just the attitude

I had a black Haitian french teacher, he was adorable
y'all jealous?

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idk, find better life opportunities?

Had a Spanish teacher from Spain back in 10th grade. Dude was nice as fuck, so nice that it was always annoying.
He seemed to really enjoy his time here until someone saw him making out with another guy at a bar and spread the word.
After that the brainlets in my class started making fun of him mercilessly and you could see the guy becoming more and more miserable every day kek

She said her husband had a job there. It really confused me as well.

almost annoying*

MENA

well I'm brown, but have that Arab look ( big eyes, big eyelashesh, big teeth)... I guess they like the brown color so much... even living in Merida, my Lebanese neighbor liked me so much that she wanted to cheat on her husband ( lebanese ) with me... but I'm not into that

MENA?... come on dude... what's that?

>Lebanese neighbor liked me so much that she wanted to cheat on her husband ( lebanese ) with me...
Nice fantasy dude

Middle East North African, i.e. Arab

Should’ve called them a bunch of gypsy rapebabies

>"I want a mexican gf. They're so hot!"
>"Wait, are you sure you're mexican? You don't really look like one..."
>"You know, the ones with brown skin and huge asses"

Well fuck you too then

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kek,
have you ever met a Lebanese or Armenian chick? they are the best

I didn't get you, frijol

Sorry for lack of clarity, huerco.
I meant people (usually american males) who have the idea all the latina/mexican women are spicy señoritas with huge butts and brown skin. So they get pretty much disappointed when they see how diverse we can be and deny us from being "real" mexicans.

this didn't happen

>sees flag
>ignores post

>Sees flag
>Crosses border

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it doesn't bother me. I like it when I say I'm Mexican and everybody thinks I'm everything but Mexican... keklol
it happened twice 7_7

My Ukranian grandfather ended up in Mexico. That's where life took him.

t. deported

I know some Russian lady here in my state, that lived in Mexico for a decade or so, she said she illegally immigrated to the US in the late 90's after a while because it got dangerous in her area. I wonder if it was easier for a slav to go to Mexico then to the US during the time the Soviet Union was around