/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

The fucking thread expired before the goddamn site decided I had a valid captcha edition

Boat subedition

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*toot toot*

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Drew a dick in the snow

peed in the snow

Does it ever snow in your commune or is it a once every 10 years thing

Once every few years(not frenchie btw)

every 3 years there a few cm

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Good morning.

/dixie/

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just ate miso soup lads

I am assembling a kino collection

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Well I fucked up my back against a pine tree, looks like someone beat me with a crowbar or something

gran tourino

There's a big ass red tailed hawk in my area that's been killing dogs and divebombing random people, some old lady needed 180 stiches in her head
sounds comfy, store bought or what

I make my own desu

Did you hit it while skiing

Glad you didn't die, fighting with that tree.

i dont trust trees

I don't trust people who don't trust trees

Trees are the jews of nature

I know. They are shady mother fugers

Where’s the blacked vids you dixiecuck?

umm.ya..can y'all stop coming to tv, thanks

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Can't believe no one commented on my grade-A tree pun.

Yes, total loss of control to avoid a god damn child making random turns
My skis crossed each other, I fell, and the speed threw me against a tree

Nothing's broken but it crushed the muscles so I'm sore as fuck, can barely tie my shoes or lift a fork to my mouth and it should be worse tomorrow

I have a 3 days paid leave to cope which all in all isn't that bad

Why does this pile of shit general exist?

I didn't tree (see) it

Man that blows
Rest up bud and take care of yourself

Thanks I will, might post the bruises tomorrow if it's spectacular enough

Why are the Yanks mad this time?

Dumb Virginian you’re one of us know. Revel in the yankdom

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that's a big cat

The chad Canadian cat

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hes a spy, waiting for the day of the rake

>For example, Lowry references a ball put on by a Massachusetts regiment stationed in Virginia in 1864 about young drummer boys dressed as women. One man wrote to his wife: “Some of the real women went, but the boy girls were so much better looking that they left. ...We had some little Drummer Boys dressed up and I’ll bet you could not tell them from girls if you did not know them. ...Some of [the Drummer Boys] looked good enough to lay with and I guess some of them did get laid with. ...I know I slept with mine.”

oh no no nono...

fuck anglos

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the virgin thot
the chad shota

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virgin porn watcher
chad celibacy

is massachusets homos today?

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Béarn > Baarn

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france is so beautiful

Ur beautiful

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ill take 2 please

ayo wheres my fucking TREES though

In de shippes n botes

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this is so sad alexa play jolly tars

i mean heart of oak

mostly people with down syndrome who think they're Irish

>Virginia
aaah hahhaah fucking VIRGIN

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fucking roasted

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Post the song so I finally listen it and know with which tune prononce the knapsack line

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yes, Virginia is named in honour of Queen Elizabeth I, who in her time was known as "the virgin queen". Now are you going to post rap or not?

if you insist
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Thanks

rap is for subhumans

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>tic
>tac
>tic
>tac

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HEEEEEEEY WAGEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Shan't set up my alarm tomorrow

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so is prog metal

t. virgin

music in general is shit

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how do you fucking boomers do it

they've been programmed from birth

I don't most of the time

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Just downed my pain killers with a beer

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Why do I have to pay $120 for a french student visa.

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Important stuff y'all

Beautiful and dare I say my ancestors-pilled

To fund my unemployment welfare in between seasons bro

Why must I pay for your neetbux, welfare queen. The $120 probably goes to a bank account in Luxembourg
Based youtube channel, I miss my cat.

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where will you study

Universite de Tours and Institute de Touraine

Anyone else gay

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yeah im happy

they say they speak the purest french over there
no idea what that means since i only speak PROVENÇAL

literally everyone I've talked to say that, even my fucking dad and the french teacher at my old high school, is that literally all Tours is known for?

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Say something in Provençal please

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I thought it was known for the battle of Tours
Only abroad tho, since we call it the battle of Poitiers

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yes
thats literally just it
and rillettes

oh fada

forgot pic

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Well at least I'll learn some good french.

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Gib

sorry, only for the working man

Fatche de con

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