Is my GF getting too fat?

We we're at the beach today. I feel like I've made it because I got a job that pays 6 figures that I get massive amounts of time off (but when I have to work, it's 12 hour days for weeks on end). I realize that in order to be successful you have to look successful and I'm worried that people will think less of me if my girlfriend becomes a ham planet.

How do I convince her to go to the gym with me and make better eating decisions? She's in the medical field so I know she will have a job for life without her ever having to depend on me financially. I also like her a lot of the time, but she's put on weight since we started dating and it's making me nervous. (I've put on a little too, desu)

I also really want to understand why my alts are getting rekt.

I started buying alts when I had 6 BTC last year. They hit 17.75 BTC at peak.

I've spent maybe 7k of my own money on crypto this year.. now my portfolio is 6.2 BTC. Literally could have saved myself the headache of the ups and downs had I just DCA'd into BTC.

fuck my life. Is it even worth living anymore? Ham planet girlfriend, shitfolio that goes down in USD and sats every day... Still technically a wagie...

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To be honest, I wouldn't get on that if I was drunk.

But you can help her change that by eating right.

I wouldn't look twice at her. Sorry OP.

Her ass is deflationary ..or rather deflating currency
Just hold user
Profits soon

Try breathing fren, or meditation. I feel like your jerb, blockfolio or gf isn't the root cause of your problems

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Yes she's in fat territory. Me and my gf put on weight since dating as well, but not near the amount yours have.

Looks kinda flabby. Tell her to start squatting and deadlifting etc. Propably doesn't even need to lose fat just get some muscle to make her ass look tigher.

Do you have to ask?
Look at that sack of flabshit. Disgusting.
Is she 40? Shaped like some boomermom.

If she had a fire ass then u can look past her being thick but she is simply thick and not thicc

Love transcends that though

Tyler, stop taking pictures of your mom and passing her off as a ‘girlfriend’

You have to get her into working out user. The healthy diet will come as a result

Quite frankly, her ass/body is disgusting, but you're probably ugly as well.

>I'm worried that people will think less of me if my girlfriend becomes a ham planet
Depending on how successful you become, people will probably just assume you're cheating on her. When I see wealthy or handsome men with ugly girlfriends, I automatically assume they're fucking anything that moves and their wives turn a blind eye.

Whatever you do, dont make kids with her right now, women get fatter after pregnancy

LOL im sorry fren but her ass seems like that of a 40 year old russian immigrant woman- and those bitches depreciate fast. if thats her body before pregnancy, after pregnancy she's gonna be one of dem wallmart scooters with fat slabs pouring out from everywhere.

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My personal recommendation would be to go buy some beers, light up a big fire, invite the guys round and kick back and roast that bitch because she is 100% a ham beast.

If you have no friends then just start being more fucking active with her and start taking control of what you both eat, it's not difficult.

You should have learned your lesson when you hodl shit for too long.

I’d say drop the bags and move on op. There are better fish in the ocean

>I realize that in order to be successful you have to look successful and I'm worried that people will think less of me if my girlfriend becomes a ham planet.

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>I'm worried that people will think less of me if my girlfriend becomes a ham planet.
Too late
Both of you go to the fucking gym and stop stuffing your faces

KEK, look at the lady in red trying to look away fast as that blob rolled into her view. She's like "what the fuuuu..."

nah bruh she thicc

By the look of your leg you are also a hambeast, maybe start hitting the gym and she will follow suit.

I'm mean bro, it's not great but not the absolute worst if you genuinely love her and she dumps you. But yeah you definitely should sort it out by looking at yourself first and how you got yourslf in your situation (think talking heads song) and adress that before you deal with the hock.

You are just overanalysing and your insecurities give you an incorrect outcome making you feel like shit. I just recently starting feeling insecure about the way i talk but then realised what the fuck kind out outcome am i hoping for? and realised that trying to reach some outcome is often not the answer.

need a pic of her stomach

mine got pretty chunky on those crypto gains too. got that well fed look going. gotta stop worrying and learn to enjoy the chub user

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she's fat dude, but then again you have the feet of an ugly man, so you may be punching above your weight for all i know. you should both be encouraging each other to be better people, that includes diet and exercise.

i think the time of alts is past, party's over. everyone watched too many of them go tits up. go with the ones with the most development. im talking btc and eth

this tbqh OP. Honestly if shes fat and you are fat, then you have to change yourself before changing others.

dafuk you talking about, she looks better now

been there

set the bar high and she will follow. go to the gym, start looking good, and she will start too without you even asking

I bet her tits look like shit without bra

No she wont, she will actually think he isnt deserving of her because he tries too hard.. women are retarded children if you show them you are trying.

Actually looking at that picture i just noticed something that is significantly worse than the weight and that is the absolute pigshit taste in swimming costume. The fact that she is wearing it means she is not happy with her body and that it's all downhill from here. Abort, improve, reallign.

Old balls and skinny girlfriend ask him his secret

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Grandpa and his daughter or grand daughter. Look at those fucking arms

That bitch looks 40, if you are earning that much you need to treat yourself better, dump that whore and get something like pic related.

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I can actually confirm this. My ex wife got so fat when I was in the best shape of my life.

I found a slim girlfriend about 15 months ago and the sex was amazing (still is) but she's put on a considerable amount of weight. (I haven't gained quite as much as she has, proportionally)

Thing is, I think we look like slobs now but she seems to be OK with it. I lift 3x a week and run 3-5 miles 3-6 times a week. I just need to eat better.

She literally does nothing but sit, watch TV. Hardly no exercise. She doesn't eat too much, just doesn't move for jack shit and it's like pulling teeth to get her to go to the gym with me.

When I say she was slim when we met, I mean it. Perfect body, wet vagene, we often took baths together in her bathtub... Guarantee we couldn't fit now.

What are you saying he's fucking his grand daughter! You sicko

I hope this is some shit new pasta. If this is really the same guy posting about his fat gf on biz every few weeks then mate you are a fucking retard please get help.

It's not. I just made the post because I felt like it. Haven't seen the pasta you're talking about.

nah man, that's prime slam pig material. pound away.

fat and will probably get fatter

>you may be punching above your weight
weight?
check those legs again
5ft3 turbomanlet

how retarded do people have to be to make so much money and stay with a 3/10 chick? do they blackmail you to marry them? holy shit you fuckers are pathetic

>Haven't seen the pasta you're talking about.

It's cos your ham eat it m9

Some idiot posts something like this in the exact same style every few weeks. An extremely boring and long post with vague questions about lunch money worth of alts complaning about his fat gf and a photo without face shots.
You are a fucking autist mate.

It's because I genuinely like her as a person, she pays for her own shit, and actually is somewhat smart (for a woman)

I have been on dates with bartenders with phenomenal bodies but it someone is uneducated it's a big turnoff. Intellects think differently.

Sorry your life sucks user. Your girlfriend would be a 4/10 at best, but to get the 4, she'd have to have a 10/10 face, and I doubt she does.

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I genuinely haven't seen those posts. I just felt like asking. Looks like im in the same situation he is ROFL

why not date one that is both smart and cute? I'm not talking about a 10/10 Einstein but if I went for a chick like the one in OP, I'd want her to be at least Einstein.

HAHA the last line. Thanks for the laugh.

Same shit happened to me

Dump her, make new /out/ hobbys, take future gfs hiking and mountain climbing, when they stop/slow down to get fat dump them because "they changed" and they no longer share your interests.

This, don't settle OP

pretty sure female attractiveness is inversely correlated with intelligence

Thats just sad.

Time to upgrade LOL

Fat or skinny pussy is pussy. Feels the same regardless, unless your dicks broken from all the molly. Open relationships are widely accepted in todays society

Share her with other guys idiot

fumpy butt

This is true, if they look good they know they never need to work hard since a beta bux provider is always around to take care of her.

have her do keto

Girlfriends are a meme, a man can fuck 21 year olds to 40 without shame today. Just be lean.
That's like an open secret. People just get married out of convention and then force that principle as a standard, but it has no benefit for a man. Literally.
Don't gf something that's fat like in your pic OP. You can be friends with that person but still fuck around.
Just my perspective.

>>posting your gf so dudes can whack off

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sorry op, you're fucked

there is nothing, and I mean nothing, you can do to influence a woman to lose weight.

Just cheat if it bothers you. Its literally your only option short of dumping her.

whacking off to some boomers wife, looks like im the boomer tonight

What I've always said, or at least thought to myself:

If a girl doesn't take care of herself, her body, and her appearance, she not only has no respect for herself, but she has no respect for her man either.

If she makes excuses about it, dump her, not only is she a fat lazy slob, she doesn't give a shit about you or respect you.

Good luck OP, remember what I told u bro.

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I know those feels bro

>have more money than I ever have before
>make six figures
>drive brand new M4
>have motorcycles
>deadlift, squat, in good shape
>girlfriend of 5 years is successful, also makes six figures and has a PhD
>she's got a gut now and I'm disgusted looking at her naked
>we own a house together, thinking of ways to get out now

fml

you should be happy user, the fatter she gets the less likely she is to leave you and take half your shit.

Wheres her ass?

Just get your diet in check again. Start getting aesthetic yourself, and afterwards tell her:''Now we are going to look good again, honey''
Tell her so, but first set a good example.

this cant be true

These are my favorite threads on biz lately. Thanks OP.

>tfw make 240k/yr a year and no gf
anyone want to be my gf tonight

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>Is my GF getting too fat?


only going to get worse because nature turns women ugly for a reason. nature turns them ugly so you don't have down syndrome babies with them and makes you not waste your sperm on dry eggs.

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damn look at that wide ass bitch

1) you're a piece of shit for posting this picture

2) yes, she's fat

t. overly optimistic man

accept that you might lose the house user

how old is she OP? thicc is good while they are still young, 28+ and you are fucked if she doesn't take up exercise/proper diet

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don't worry I'm too ugly to get a wife so I don't need to worry about it. plus I'm not dumb enough to cosign on a house while unmarried.

that's what you get for falling for the thicc meme

This LARPing has to stop, I posted this picture on Jow Forums around 3 weeks ago and I got it from an FB thread on /b/

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I feel sorry for guys like you.

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>How do I convince her to go to the gym with me and make better eating decisions?

Fater and most efficient way would be to get a new gf

I have a fat non-virgin gf. I hate her ass, but sometimes I gotta fuck you know. Im also cheating on her

disgusting

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> I feel sorry for guys like you.
dondraper.jpg

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Had a beautiful GF (9/10), nice body great sex etc. But she was a cold hearted gold digging bitch. Always complaining about me, herself, etc.

So I decided to go for a 5/10 girl with a sweet personality.

Serious can recommend anyone, great personality, great job and she makes my life easier and does anything (even in bed) to please.

Even the hottest bitch will look normal after a while, better get a GF that's good for you and wants to be a good mother

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OP looks like he's pushing 300lbs.

Is that a Harry Potter book?

Is that a man? No joke.

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OP complaining about his gf being fat, meanwhile he's probably some overweight chubby manlet. look at his fucking legs. lmao

also are you in NJ/NY? that def looks like a tri state area beach kek.

that is a 30yo dude

I'm 220 lbs, 5'9 and chubby but muscular. DL: 525, squat: 540, Bench: 350. Not even larping.

This is op here, btw. Not sure why ID changed. Like I said, chubby but muscular

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Wtf, didn't you make like 2 threads like this before?

if only nature knew we would waste it into tissue paper instead, ahaha - nature get wrecked!

holy fuck, total manlet - what are you 5 foot 1 inch and 170 lbs, lol - your arm doesn't even reach your fucking pocket. Better just settle in OP.

Nature sure hates age 34 women

yeah sorry bro, get her to gym with you for her sake