How do I find a gf if I'm a neet living off passive income?
Serious answers pls. I literally have no consistent female contact, life is so comfy but it would be comfier with a pet woman in my life.
How do I find a gf if I'm a neet living off passive income?
Serious answers pls. I literally have no consistent female contact, life is so comfy but it would be comfier with a pet woman in my life.
You can find a girlfriend as a teenager with no income.
take the 2D pill
Depends how much passive income.
Also your gf is not your mommy.
>pet woman
I can see why no woman would ever give you attention I can practically smell how bad you are from this post
go to the bars or go back go school. Easiest way for me was picking on dumb bimbos who are impressed with you owning your own place... Now if you want someone with high intellect your on your own broski
Your parents do not count as sustainable passive income.
You can order one from Asia. Im going to guess you look like this so that will probably be your best option.
>Respecting women
Nah, my dude. You're the smelly incel.
Income has nothing to do with getting laid. Feed yourself and learn how to talk to people casually. If you can't do this, you shouldn't bother.
you can easily get a hot pet woman from ukraine or belarus
got already several gfs from there (I throw old one out and get fresh one)
OP is asking to get a gf not to get laid chad NEET living with parents... Its next lvl.
Do you have male friends? Could you make male friends? If they have gfs and you can tone down the autism maybe they will help set you up.
A reasonable amount, hopefully substantially more once link gets off the ground
I'm Jow Forums and well-groomed, I look after myself - I'm just autistic and socially retarded that's all.
>Now if you want someone with high intellect your on your own broski
Yeh bro, I don't really want a bimbo. I'm asexual but still like girls, their smell, their touch etc., just don't want them in my face all the time.
"pet"? yeah.... about that. i think i found your problem.
Are you into transgirls uwu?
Hmm i think you're better off fucking your mom and doing incest bro. No woman wants a stinky linky mommys goyim.
go outside and meet new people
All the money in the world wouldn't be able to buy you a gf.
Also how do I explain to a girl what i do for a living - should I say I'm a forex trader?
trannys are satans spawn confirmed
back to hell with ye, you mentally ill faggot
Yeah, just say your a trader/investor. They'll strip naked on spot.
Interpals
next level? what do you mean? you get laid living with parents? how
just become a nigger
How would OP go about finding an escort these days? Now that TER is shut down in the US.
Women dont love
This x1000 lol
Chad transplant.
>look at how not-racist I am!
3D blond holes price is pumped if you buy enjoy being dumped.
This. At the very least, date a girl who understands 2D > 3D. I've dated and fucked several who knew this and in 2018 a lot of them are hot and kinky. But they know they will never compare to 2D.
Imagine the size of his cheeseburger casket
This OP. I will show you a pic of my wife, I'm sure you will find your own once accepting 2D>3D.
kek you'll be a faggot virgin forever.
faggot virgin faggot.
How do you make your passive income?
ETF
jesus christ the autism
tinder
pretending to be a teenager isn't easy though and it sounds illegal too
Honestly just get a VR headset and a fleshlight, way easier.
True Story:
> I dated the girl in the photo for 5 years
>We were in Love completely and purely
>Moved in together and made plans to wed
>I met her parents, siblings, extended family
>we were in SERIOUS LOVE
>we had sex all the time
>then one day another girl came along
>she made me feel things I never knew possible
> She Told Me THIS
>We've waited so long, waited so long.
>I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
>I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're >gonna disappear.
>We've waited so long, waited so long.
>We've waited so long, waited so long.
>I've got two tickets to paradise,
>Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
>I've got two tickets to paradise
Go to a bar, get drunk and just start talking to pepole, first get some friends or use it to just practice social interaction, eventually do the same thing with a woman, have a couple hook ups and eventually you'll find one who wants to stick around
This. You'll be amazed how easy it is to get laid if you're just near women. They crave the dick and as far as the stay around part, I've always ended those relationships before they get too far ouut of hand. Women can uhh take you for half your shit if you let them, and I've never met one I'd be willing to die for so uhh yeah just go to a bar and get laid man.
This, just go out with the boys and they’ll show you someone as long as they’re not NEET autists as well.
That’s just a fine British chap out for a leisurely drive with his lady. Leave them alone.
Log on to VRChat, pick up girls there. Get her discord. That's basically it, you'll be the one to take it from there.
Question for you OP. How do I become a NEET living off of passive income? Also to answer your question you can use Tinder
Check Bukeyko thanks me later phaggot and send me some Bitcoins thanks