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Fuck pol

why Jow Forums is right here pushing your shit in about your pathetic reluctance to use firearms to defend yourselves. You know me as Dave Rorke. I dominate the discourse here

>you killed my friends for 1000 dollars?

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have never heard about as many april fools jokes that weren't april fools jokes as this year

Didn’t even notice the day

4/20 soon

Ate moldy bread for the sheer thrill

want to replay this, get realistic gun sounds and make it immersive

great day for a great man

What’s ur soundcloud mate

smiley chebs

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>3rd person

*rubs anons tummy*

haha

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stop smoking weed you dumbass it fucks your brain up

just battered someone in fifa

Lol it’s act p big in Bristol

centre gets danked
Already been doxxed

>you flogged your very essence of being for a hundred dollarpounds and half a packet of fags?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

mental how zoey (the nigger) has a kid that he abandoned and doesn't pay child support

mental that people like you actually believe a single word from such a horrendous gimmick character

Subhuman behaviour.

he also acts like he's some hard cunt when his family is apparently rich

Brain bad

Honestly I hate being smart

Try to be dumb and enjoy life desu

Evolution has no basis in science

noticed every time I make a post I get up and walk around the room for no particular reason before sitting back down again

*gets up and walks around the room*
-oh ffs

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omg he's deleted his soundcloud lmaooooo

this is unironically him though
youtube.com/watch?v=O4a331RF29s

I 100% have a daughter you dumb fuck

Everything I post is actually true have no reason to lie here

>still arguing about guns

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that weird mixed race skin colour always makes people look ill

hunt saboteurs think that riding a horse is cruel

why did you abandon her?

thanking about buying darknet drugs
can anyone tell me how much the following are? im not going to bother if it's too expensive
>LSD
>codeine
>tramadol
>oxys
>mdma

i wish i had a gf to do shit like this to

My grandad is rich but not legit

My dad was a postie and mam a teacher

sNzA

hmm yes a random video on youtube, definitive
get better proofs you spacker

wtf does snza mean

some lad in this very thread holds the views that you will die 1v5 regardless of any weaponry you may have on you at the time but also thinks guns should be banned to prevent mass shootings

lads, how do these mongoloid creatures even exist?

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Doing the laundry

I've heard you pipo have the laundry machine box in your kitchen is this true

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They're normally about 15% - 20% more expensive than if you bought them on the street.

Up to you to decide whether or not its worth the extra price to skip the hassle of meeting shady fuckers.

poor people are evil

Subhuman behaviour

why is the alphabet in that order
huh?

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for me, it's art noveau

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there is nothing more cringe than an English accent on a rap track
genuinely, there is nothing worse

mdma is very cheap you can be off your head an entire night for like $20-40 bucks

lsd is probably even cheaper and among the cheapest drugs

dont know about the going rates of the other ones but i cant imagine them being to expensive either.

So t-them guns huh g-guys

Tramadol isn’t worth a shite but you should really keep away from those opiates. Their not good if you value your life, if you don’t care about your life or wellbeing and are bent on getting them then go ahead, I can’t stop you but im advising you don’t to avoid unbearable misery.

'greed desu

>rap

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do your research, it matches up with the picture of him that has circulated for years
youtube.com/watch?v=T0llAnOdabw

You mean the washing machine? Why, where do you keep it?

leftypol keeping quiet desperately hoping the topic of guns won't come up again cos their arseholes are still sore

I dont need drugs.

I'm high off the drug of life

Wont be happy till I have a cute gf (boy)

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Yeah but Americans are literally the cringiest specimen on the planet

it fucking looms

end my suffering

end it NOW

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do you ever get bored of creating strawmen to get angry about?

mentally ill freak

i remember in the late 90s and early 2000s old white guys used to say "rap? i call it CRAP." it was great i miss those days. no one uses that joke any more it needs a resurgence

20-40 dollars off the darkweb or the streets? Ireland, Britain and Netherlands have the strongest yokes. 400mg MDMA for like 8€ and they’ll have you gurning all night.

i'm a really good poster

bathroom

spastic be quiet

got the new casio lads

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UTV stalker

Rather you didn’t lad x

yup :)

One of my great great uncles designed a coal plant, he was minted but our family never saw a penny and fair play

always been that way mate
that isn't proof of anything
you're the sort of spaz that gets catfished by some bloke nicking pics off instagram

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toil is eternal

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>gets btfo three threads in a row
>comes back to get btfo in this one again starting with "S-S-STRAWMAN"
HOWLING

had a couple of pints down the boozer with some strawmen
decent blokes

make me

SnZa

this literally was stated in the last thread moron

The anglo man must rise up and take his rightful place as leader of the world once again.

my drug phase lasted from the ages of 16 to 25 or so. now i'll only do drugs on special occasions or w/e. i wouldnt turn down some drugs if i were at a party and feeling like partaking but i no longer actively seek out drugs i just let them seek me out and try not to hang out with literal crackheads any more. trying to fix my life now i kind of wish i never got into drugs and alcohol and had gotten into some other hobbies instead.

post the pic

Virgin boomer freak

tramadol is very effective for me, i love it. it's one of my favourite drugs. ive heard it doesnt effect some people though. dont worry i can handle them, ive been taking them for years. not addicted.

might as well keep buying mdma off the street then, it's not any cheaper.

oh thats kind of dissapointing. i wouldve thought drugs from the darknet would be cheaper. might just stick to buying stuff off the street then.

>i'm the next jay z
screaming
youtube.com/watch?v=gdb-eocmZac
clueless mong

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mine's in the garage

>the fucking druggie spackers are here now too
dear lord

same tbf just been making music for the past year or so

would like some drugs though

mental how zoey's kid will grow up without a father figure because he's too much of a lazy nigger to take any sort of responsibility

peng

Dave...