Fuck being wh*Te. Pic related is me after being in the sun for not even an hour

>AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Attached: Zack-Snyder-300.jpg (740x416, 50K)

manlet and soyboi hands

I am as pale as you (believe me), but manlet, therefore not white. Fuck me. Suicide is the only option for me.
I have relatives in Salzburg.

Attached: 1554318488137.jpg (918x597, 216K)

Sunblock. And don't have the same side exposed all the time; like if you're sitting around a table having a drink, switch places with the person opposite after every round.

Attached: 1518089409762.jpg (619x600, 145K)

Don't be fooled by pink color, you are undergoing transformation into a negro right now, you will see after few days

You have sun this time of the year in austria?

Attached: 1552515347592.png (382x390, 142K)

Being white isn't about how tall you are, but about who you are inside

>manlet
There's literally nothing to compare his height to and the picture is taken from above which doesn't allow to accurately estimate his proportions. Nice ousting yourself as being height-obsessed though.

>not understanding how light works
Do Americans really do this?

>manlet
height?

kek wh*te pigs are pathetic i still have my tan from last summer

Lad, you need to learn how to stand under the sun.

You don't stand under the sun when it is highest. Don't do it. 12pm to 16pm verboten. No one sits under the sun at this time. Only people who don't know what the sun does or what it is do this shit.

You stand under the sun, with sunblock, the rest of the time.

You're welcome.

I got blisters in greece

Attached: 1554507673498.jpg (400x300, 31K)

I knooow, it was unexpected. I didn't plan on being outside during that time

have you inspected your body for ticks?

I wasn't in the woods, don't worry. Thanks for worrying though portubro

just put butter on top of your lobster skin sweaty

put sunscreen on, next high quality thread pls

I'm blessed with olive skin. Can't wait to get my tan whitey color back, I look like a fucking corpse at the moment.

Hope you got aloe vera gel or else that shit will chafe.

JJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJJAJAA whit*ids cannot stand under the sun for even an hour without getting a sunburnt.

>olive skin
>white
alright fernandez

As a natural dark-skin (germanic) I never run into this problem.

You’re probably a ginger, your skin as a white person can typically last you 2 hours in the sun before it starts getting burnt

Thank god I'm a med

Attached: 1552202007470.gif (369x383, 261K)

No, im actually dark blonde/light brown

Jesus Christ, do you never go out then?

That feel when part of native and tan like a mother fucker even after 6 hrs at the beach

Attached: image.jpg (630x399, 77K)

During the summer, sure. But today was the first day where it was warm enough to wear something short-sleeved since more than half a year

I didn't know Europeans burn in Europe wtf. That is your natural environment..