>I use water to wash my ass
I use water to wash my ass
>I use toilet paper
>I use toilet
>ass
FOY
>why yes, I am a monkey. give me bananas!
SPBP
Sippy bippy
l like that water washing hose in se Asia, but doesn't it scatter your shit
>No, because I use my left hand and then wash my hands with a handwash twice
I barely have any fiber in my diet, because it's unintentionally keto. So it's all these clumps with runny shit that won't all disappear after a million wipes.
Water is just the best solution, plus you just feel so much cleaner, knowing that there aren't any shitstains in your underwear.
I don't have a bidet, so I started jumping in the bathtub and washing my ass after every shit. I'm never going back to just wiping desu
>I wash my ass
>why yes I do drink lots of water so I dont have to flush after I pee
What else would you wash your ass with? Orange juice?
Is this a challenge?
>HIHIHIHI
>HOHOHOHO
>YAAAAAAAA!!
>Why yes I didn't drink any water in the past 24 hours just so I can piss out brown acid
>i pay someone to wipe my ass
>I pee in the bathroom sink
First gigachad pic I've seen that's actually kinda hot
gay
>yeah, we all use the bathroom at the same time
you do wipe first then wash right?