I use water to wash my ass

>I use water to wash my ass

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>I use toilet paper

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>I use toilet

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>ass
FOY

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>why yes, I am a monkey. give me bananas!

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SPBP

Sippy bippy

l like that water washing hose in se Asia, but doesn't it scatter your shit

>No, because I use my left hand and then wash my hands with a handwash twice

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I barely have any fiber in my diet, because it's unintentionally keto. So it's all these clumps with runny shit that won't all disappear after a million wipes.
Water is just the best solution, plus you just feel so much cleaner, knowing that there aren't any shitstains in your underwear.

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I don't have a bidet, so I started jumping in the bathtub and washing my ass after every shit. I'm never going back to just wiping desu

>I wash my ass

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>why yes I do drink lots of water so I dont have to flush after I pee

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What else would you wash your ass with? Orange juice?

Is this a challenge?

>HIHIHIHI
>HOHOHOHO
>YAAAAAAAA!!

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>Why yes I didn't drink any water in the past 24 hours just so I can piss out brown acid

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>i pay someone to wipe my ass

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>I pee in the bathroom sink

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First gigachad pic I've seen that's actually kinda hot

gay

>yeah, we all use the bathroom at the same time

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you do wipe first then wash right?