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I've been made aware of a post on social media saying I had a free meal at a concert the other night. This is not true. There was no meal, we only had drinks and I paid. I have the receipt to prove it too.

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My god who cares
>Who cares about yanks
Yes yes but honestly.

So this is the power of "social" media

stop talking to yourself you absolute freak

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irks me when people don't end the o.p. edition with ''edition''
a symptom of the decline of /brit/

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I've been made aware of a post on social media saying I had a stinky poo at a concert the other night. This is not true. There was no poo, we only had wee and I flushed. I have the dribble to prove it too.

*does coke once*
the streets
don't test my clout or i'll send my shooter mikey the fucking incel virgin

fuckup you wankstain lmao

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finna blow my brains out

Who is this autist anywayz

When was that ever done beyond extremely socially retarded autists with mental issues and penchants fornhabitual drug use u utter cumrag ahahhaha lmaooo

Hows France?

don't want to live in england, would rather live somewhere with a mediterrenean climate.

I'd eat sea food every other day, bask in the sun and grow a little herb garden.

Notts mentioned

Vérifié et basé

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dogshit

What happens on the Isle of Man? All I know about them is that their flag is interesting and they have their own language that's basically extinct.

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Took you ages to respond you fuckhead
That’s not me anyway I don’t live in the Pale

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it's great. hows england?

currently a neet for a bit and what do i decide to do with all of this free time that could be used training my mind, body, and soul and becoming a better person? instead of doing that gay shit i shitpost on /brit/ all day hah hah

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>bunch of idiot children mumbling reddit's anthem

that's a hard pass from me

give a fucking inch

please speak our language

mean streets

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any1 up 4 a scrap?

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this has to be fake

France? Italy? Spain? Portugal? Greece? Turkey? Chile? Australia? California?

great

C'est une surprise que tu saches de tels mots en anglais, Rachid

sheffield young team

Prefer Lesser Britain, Inferior Britain, or Minor Britain.

Ireland

Reminder to always be yourself friend-os

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South Africa.

no but really i'm not sure.

Southern Italy sounds nice, other than the constant low-level corruption.

poo lmao

Scotland is good but we are sadly still in the EU

was the architect having a stroke

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ladies and gentleman, the best video on youtube:

youtu.be/gic0W9tUpm0

Phew thank you god. Wouldn't want taxpayer money going down the shitter

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lmao

Yes I live in the bog, what of it? I’ve been rared harder on the farm than any inner city nigger, moreso a burnout waster from some irrelevant smalltown suburb

Huddersfield.

context m8

the great in great britain refers to its geographical position.

playing wipeout pulse on ppsspp while listening to rinse fm podcasts right now

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you just don't get it

youtu.be/9QA892fBlPM
based friendly jordies

ah yes interesting
*turns and talks to someone else*

/brit/ is a Scarjo controlled zone.

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Cannot recall asking

that headteacher seems like such a wet flannel

if you aren't bilingual in french and english then you aren't british simple as

Not a very med attitude mate

ppsspp is a great emulator

its over

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incoherent probably made by a paki

nothing more pathetic than a schizophrenic larper

>closest thing England has to nature
>shite

je souhaite mieux parler français

whatever happens eh

The /brit/ anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=3O4DHgnfKSo

based
what you listening to on rinse fella?

Cba reading this u freak

I like Portugal lads :) I think they are our friends
much more important than the cuckaulde alliance

ah, got by my own gimmick. good work lad.

wish some cunt would have a go at me and then i shite myself and they laugh and walk on

>the jarring asymmetry and weird, office-building style windows might just distract people from the fact that they're still living in a neo-Dickensian shit-box

Quite smart desu

pipe down tarqypoos

so you like carrots eh?

youtube.com/user/JonEatsCarrots/videos

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Reading about the world's oldest people on Wikipedia. They are all quite based.

good radio, that

bog dance - Mark E (alvin aronson remix)

how come /brit/ is the most anti-semitic place on Jow Forums?

wish some cunt would have a go at me and then i spray a stream of liquid shite in their face and they laugh and walk on

Rate me lads

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It's from the UKIP social media account (which is ran by sargon)

sucking a golf ball

spent lots of time in portugal when i was little so have a spiritual connection with it

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ta x

glad its saturday evening lads, another day of rest in store, boy i tell you if i had to toil tomorrow.

wish I was henry the navigator

Falling for a qt Serbian girl at toil

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Live in a metro area with millions of people mate.
Don't live in fucking buttfuck Saskatchewan.

>in the street minding your own business
>taybot approaches
>does the robot at you

What do?

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looks french tbf

seen sargon's cv on a pastebin

grim stuff.

I cannot if you obscure half your face

Based Mark E desu