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i want to carry megumin

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>tfw balding

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i want to open carry Nambu or a Luger but it's illegal to do so.

just shave

me too brother
this
im planning on shaving my head but i need to lose weight first

How do you overcome losing the sexiest fucking hair in the world and slowly becoming a hairlet human testicle?
I'll look like shit

Sucks to be you :^)

>just shave

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If I quit smoking will it help?
Or will I just live longer as a hairlet?

Based

its mostly genes m8
i never smoked or used hairgel in my life yet im losing my hair at 24 :(

youtu.be/G-Vg2YS-sFE

shit music

What if I start taking finasteride?

edgy

ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=rogaine&_sacat=0

i dont know, never used any products to stop the hair loss figured it would be a waste of money
But you should try it maybe they work, but if they did hair transplants wouldn't exist everyone would take finastereide or whatever its called

i only listen to dubstep and trap music

You don't.
I suggest not having a child as it is genetic.

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Hopefully Koreans will release the cure soon. If not then I'll just go there and get it myself.

you need to use that all the time otherwise it wont work

how bad are you thinning?

>I suggest not having a child as it is genetic.
It's ok my genes are too valuable in all the other ways not to spread my seed as much as possible.
Probably a 6/10 in terms of rate, lots of hair falling out.

>tfw not balding but hair has really shitty quality (coarse, rough, dry, goes in all directions and looks like shit) so I have to keep it very short anyway
Feels bad, man.
Look up the Norwood scale.

balding is a punishment to cumskins for their crimes
if you are balding that means your family has criminal cumskin origin

maybe it's just the phase of the year when it falls off? it happens to me once a year. Mine has been slowly thinning since i was 19 i think. They're not very thick but look decent enough.
Also, you get your hair genes from your mothers side, so if you have uncles that are bold from your mom's side, you're probably going to end up like them

>It's ok my genes are too valuable in all the other ways not to spread my seed as much as possible.

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Balding is very common on balk due to high levels of dihidrotestosterone which a much more potent version of testosterone.

post your eye

Coping hairlet.

I'm still not bald, but my grandfather started going bald at 40-50+ somewhere.

>hairlet
>manlet
>fatlet
poor animebey

why does it take 15 t*Rkish brown manlet subhumans to kill just one VLACH BVLL?

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trips confirm i am right and replies to this post are merely desperate cope

II or III I guess
The irony of this meme is palatable.

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for what purpose

im on II

Romanians were loyal to the sultanate for like 400 years. When Russia invaded at Pruth River, Romanian principles could have sided with Russia but instead stayed loyal to their Sultan and joined the Ottoman army lmaoo

to see if you have chink eyes

>principles
Princes*

Underrated meme
Here's a (You) for the effort.

where have you been bro

I don't
there's barely any natives in siberia despite what you've been told
much more refugees from -stan countries who look balkan

Very busy man, but I was going crazy not putting slavic animals in their place online. Need to make up for lost time

Go back to the void, disgusting saphuman.

Someone translate this pitiful slavic wildlife's feral screeches into a human language please

Based Enverbey.

School or work?

Astonishing how a person can be a worse poster than Ikibey on his peak autism days

Is THIS the average Bulgar??

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This is why i miss you bro
No homo

>the Albaboon thief is out of the jail

Kek

I didn't say anything.
The screeches must be coming from your mother's bedroom, churka goblin.

He is 'albanian', an Albaboon as we call them in the this place.

I'm well aware of this particular baboon's provenance.

why you hate albanians

Mainly school
Missed you too bro

Pretty sure he's the subhuman half serveshit from cr*te.

I'm gonna start running tomorrow.

from whom?

>he fell for the meme

why do you hate serbians

The doctor does not hate the parasite but knows it must be eliminated nonetheless.

What meme?
>inb4 user starts gymshilling

youtube.com/watch?v=y5kLxQGbRYg

Make sure you sprint, distance running is kinda bogus

I'll start with some jogging because I'm very out of shape, but once I can run like 500m I'll start working on my speed rather than distance.

i hate albanians too but i want to see if people hate them for the same reasons as me

Slow, low IQ, insanely nationalistic despite a pathetic history, proud of slaughtering civilians in Bosnia and elsewhere and look at war criminals as great leaders. The fact that they're dying out so quickly is a blessing to humanity.

servess are like Greeks except without any of the military victories in history and much poorer.

Envergay is like the average albamonkey we see on the street: an ungrateful imbecile who hates Greeks because of whatever his surroundings taught him

It's even more ironic since he's 1/4th Greek himself
And no, I'm not that faggot serbgreek and I doubt he has posted since forever but he oddly seems to live rent free inside your Albaboon head

greeks are subhuman by behavior rather than by nature. Someone can save you (would require a lot of work) whereas serves will never not be subhuman.

An albanian is like an onion...

I don't want to disturb or annoy someone and trust me I wouldn't interject if it wasn't absolutely urgent. So I have something big to announce but before I proceed with that I'm gonna ask your permission so nothing goes out of the order.

>low iq
>violent
>aggressive
>barbaric and lacking manners
>smelly
>brown
>short
>visually revolting
>audibly revolting
>just as revolting on the inside
>any room they've recently been in becomes revolting
>basically an assault on the senses
>thieves
>nationalistic despite being third generation immigrants in literally any other country.
>probably eat their young

Share the news.

ahem
My dick is hard atm

based

Ejaculate.

stand by, i repeat, stand by, enverbei's mom is on the way

Post pics

>Open balk
>See 40 kg Albo diaspora posting

Mpye

Are you going to /MENA/

He was Macedonian.

r/technicallytrue

>Tfw i am considered as rich in Albania

>xryshaygh.com/enimerosi/view/mono-h-chrush-augh-thumhthhke-kai-timhse-tous-uperaspistes-ths-grammhs-meta

giati den paei kai h nd?

>tfw I'd be worshiped as a God because of my Aryan features if I went to Albania

albanians are aryan illyrians fucking gayreek subhuman

Will you have any hair left by the time you reach Albania?

Balding slavic manlet BTFO