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reckon it will fit lads?

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should i open another bottle or nah?

>pokemon

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It would be extremely painful

yeah

always find it vile seeing these manyvids girls who try to insert the biggest dildos they can, don't get it.

the scran hath arrived

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hope you get fucking killed mate so sick of you

open 2

Did it come with the thumbnail?

fackin norwvun mankeys

youtube.com/watch?v=-E68dTBT8V8

vilo

>curry sauce
good lad

might adopt a baby moose lads

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youtu.be/Nws4T_VeFPM

Now watch me dab

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louis, you need help. if you do not i'm going to call 999 and ask them to come here

Non white immigrants should be killed

choofin' soothen fehris

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pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=192&t=1567570&i=6400

hehe, always browse this when looking for grotty food pics to post here XDDD

hope I have a poo in the next 2 days

>have a pretty high chance of getting a job working with my future mother in law

>she made me call her yesterday if i had questions about the job
>told me "its a pretty nice area theres a lot of nice restaurants around there."
>she also told me the office is pretty small, not many people there
>chances are she'll end up talking to me a quite bit if she likes me, already more likely to talk to me since i know her daughter
>chances are ill be able to go to some of those nice restaurants on lunch break with her and take my future wifes mom on small lunch dates fairly regularly

this is 100% within the realm of possibility within the comings weeks and months.

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I discovered chips from a chippy SHOULD be covered in mayo and bbq sauce, it’s kino

>chippy
its chipper you mong

You know what, I think she's convinced me to stop being a racist and start wanting to shag pakis

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the northern powerhouse
youtu.be/cM40EWG-ZTw

hate it when they fake vomiting in movies

*ahem*
fish and chip shop

I get my images from twitter

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>chipper

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prefer gravy chips to curry chips lads

the fish and hot chip shop

get her shagged

"how was work today, mom?"

"i went to lunch with that boy you know. hes so great! you should give him a call."

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Oh my fucking god this has to be the most fantastical and spasticated retard cringe story arc I’ve ever heard you’ve been posting about sending your girlfriends mother an email all week have you really nothing else to talk about you utter troglodyte freak?

She's lebanese

don't care

Shan't be having children
Shan't be race mixing

>BBQ sauce

fuck of infantile yankophile

youtube.com/watch?v=r8n2GY23z4E

>Rasheed when he hears this playing in the car park.

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that's what I said, a paki

sad

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I can't believe it, lads. I've just been dabbed on.

They're called chip shops simple as

opened another bottle lads
already regret it

why are your here?

hahahahaha get it mosque shooting joke. Seriously? Defiling this song with jokes about a massacre?

bottle of what

some brits sailed over a few decades ago so i get a lifetime pass

fish and chips, as sold by chippies / chippers / chip shops is a Jewish invention

Please, in future, refer to them as Goyim Meal Venders

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setting the appropriate morning alarms lads :(
youtube.com/watch?v=7oLFqXJgVTQ

fetishising usually involves some kind of supremacist thoughts

take cucks, their beautiful goddess is violated by a filthy negro, it's so shameful and humiliating
and you, wanting to ram your superior white shaft up a filthy paki snatch, tainting her bloodline

love psychology me

>you’ve been posting about sending your girlfriends mother

correction just for the record, thats my future girlfriends mother not my current girlfriends mother

based

I never have had fish in chips

What is it like? Would you buy me some please?

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Only stupid people get ill

claret

Good luck

not having children is arguably as bad as race mixing

i am partial to the short form 'hot chip shop' (thereby neglecting 'fish and..')

Rasheed on the ropes.

I mean at this time. go to sleep

bland junk food

who the fuck has a deep fat fryer?

What are you meant to do with two litres of used oil too?

i'll send you some in the post mate. whats your addy?

genuinely have not been ill in years wish i would be sick and die

>Would you buy me some please?
no get your own you finn piece of shit

everyone calm down.

hello bender

Rorke! It's me let me in!

toil looms large in mind and body
sleep is for the toilfree

/our girl/ is on

youtube.com/watch?v=RBeLGQYC6Mk

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don't think I will ever be happy

>he's not watching line of duty
i can tell you're a virgin

(to the irish gym lad)

We have lots of drugs like that here in Brazil that are sold as supplements. They're all basically steroids in disguise that pass loopholes in the law.

Usually they not the actual anabolic substance, but a chemical substance that breaks down in your body into the active anabolic steroid, or like with MK677, they're precursors or stimulants that increase the release of certain hormones in the body.

I don't trust them but I wish I could and if I had the money and knowledge I'd ride the bicycle. Pic related is what I managed without supplements (too poor to afford even whey brotein and creatine), only shit diet and exercise for 4 months.

I'm always end up giving up lifting because I get frustrated over people who in 4 months get bodies like yours. Anything you can recommend?

t. 26yo virgin

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a good fish and chips tastes great. especially home-made.

typical chipper slop is junk food.

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No it isn't

how about you shut up

I live an hour away from the origins of the Jewish made fish and chip shop. The slang term we use is chippy thus making it the unofficial official term

question my faith again
Plz help

if she really cared, she would have bitten his dick full force and potentially give her life for feminism, so that this man could never rape again. what a fucking whore

phoar lads

hercules used steroids

Yer gay

sorry, i dont watch television programmes as im not a braindead prole

Rorke help me! Open to border please!

not british culture fuck off back to Jow Forums you ugly little freak

watched bodyguard and it was alright but not really interested in cop shite