1. Your cunt
2. You wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. You walk out to your kitchen to see this man standing there. He says “Hey user, I thought I’d make us some breakfast after last night. Boy that was fun.” What do you do?
1. Your cunt
>bacon for breakfast
i'm not a nigger so no thanks
Give his bumhole a tickle and a slap
1. Norgay
2. pic related
>tf
>tp
>>bacon for breakfast
>i'm not a nigger so no thanks
Feel guilty since I just cheated on my bf
I'm vegan, sorry.
How did you get one?
Legit, e-dating in a fucking chat room.
>”Yeah we had a pretty wild time playing Sekiro, huh? Can’t believe how difficult it is.”
I still got room for sausage
when did int become /hm/
...not that im complaining or anything
You're gonna take it like a man
This thread makes me sad that I will never get hairy daddy bf
Eat breakfast and then suck his cock under the table while he finishes his meal desu~
I'm vegetarian, but I wouldn't mind waking up to see him in the kitchen making pancakes, especially if he lost the shirt or was wearing only an apron...
Cum tastes like pancake batter...imo
Do wh*toids love to get cancer?
I would not have sex with that unattractive a face. Rather some belly than that face. I also don't like short hair, but it's not a deal breaker.
1. flag
2. fall on my knees and eat that bulge
Probably depends on how much water he's been drinking and what he's been eating.
homosexuality is weird to me, someone please explain
so there are guys who are switches? they probably like the type of guys posted ITT
and twinks are liked by guys who mostly top?
and twinks are mostly bottoms?
>eating a pig for breakfast
What's wrong with you anglos?
Some twinks are tops and some hunks are bottoms
What i see on Jow Forums gay threads most of the time is twinks only, are they the most popular?
The cliche is that twinks are bottoms and buff guys are tops, but that doesn't generally mean much in reality.
Why do you need stereotypes to explain the world to you? Different people have different taste.
Impolitely decline, bacon is haram.
ITT: ugly guys
ah okay
because homosexuality is somuch more complicated than heterosexuality
Straight guys probably are attracted to a wide rang of women, short, tall, old, young, small tits, big tits, wide hips, narrow hips, etc.
and it seems like homo guys all have this type that they only like
Then post good looking ones, bitch
Then you're not going to like the next course
there are gays who are into tall, short, buff guys, skinny guys, blond etc
i'm not incel
then post your bf
Twinks are popular because they are unique in the sense that they are young; there is no such thing as an old twink. Hunks have a much longer shelf life however and age does not play as much of a difference.
this
hope he cums in the batter
>crackling bacon
sorry I'm on a diet also I'm not american bye gay person
What is it like to kiss another man...?
I wouldn't know. I've only ever cuddled with and hugged other guys