/brit/

hello sweetie x it will be a dry martini and a date on next friday night for me (:

Stfu TEFL boy. You gotta go dance and sing for little Nyugen in 2 hours faggot

Permission to breathe my queen?

want a large farm with woodlands and a river me

view from my mate's balcony lads

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quite miss the "goodnight, I love you" text the ex used to send me every night without fail haha

my dream as well. i'd like a vegetable garden and a cat too

What's a "discord"

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Send your gran one, it'll make her week.

>Shitcago

Remember to piss on your garden for that nitrogen boost. Stop flushing money down the toilet.

One of the villains from MLP I think.

my virgin freak grandson just send me a text "good night, i love you"

blog on yank

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do this occasionally
neighborhood is too busy around spring and summer for this to be feasible though

catyank...
yea...he's based...AND handsome!!

right. what'll it be, boys?

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Piss isn’t worth money. Unless you’re that homeless guys that talks to himself in the alley downtown where I live. He pays $10 a quart for premium quality urine. Have no idea what he does with it but there are jugs everywhere.

white genocide on the rocks
and a rorke on the ropes

I'm pretty certain it is something like teamspeak

my cat has been acting a bit sick lately or a little off. so i let her go outside and chase off a family of ducks earlier she enjoyed it.

goodnight, I love you

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hahaha

Holy fuck I can’t stand you Brit cunts. You are all so fucking insufferable. Literally I’d get along better with autistic Germans and snooty French than you lot.

Use a bottle

Its worth the money you save not buying nitrogen fertiliser at a shop

I am a hobbit in my head

Thanks lol

waheyy

My husband whacked a few of you across the head in the war.

you can hangout with us in /nor'easter/ need regular posters

Piss also has uric acid in it. You’ll throw the PH levels off in your soil.

Poop is better for fertilizing the soil than pee.

Alri Gran how's it going haha

marca.com/futbol/sevilla/2019/04/07/5caa402422601d3a318b4576.html

>joaquin caparros has lukemia

fuuuuck nooooooo, hes actually based as fuck. one of the coolest people in spanish football

( v_v)

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i just made a good post in there go respond to it

Probably could've shagged two MILFs if I'd made the effort. Big miss on my part.

Idiot bastard yanks killed /brit/

post in here niggers

can i be english

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Need a Latino gf

what are you a sea monster lol

interesting how she went from being a bartender to a congresswoman

might cop this
$45

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pooey pee bum

Hello.

'ate being fat

why dont they support treeza like they did hilldawg?
youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

weres the rest of it

Watching the most recent episode of Question Time on Iplayer. Paki on the panel would get it tbqh lads

love culture me
love london

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I bet Emma Watson’s anus smells like dookie.

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no they're mine

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for some reason I really like slim young guys in crop tops. it's a shame they went out of style for guys

On the Saturday after the election, I turned on Saturday Night Live and watched Kate McKinnon open the show with her impression of me one more time. She sat at a grand piano and played "Hallelujah," the hauntingly beautiful song by Leonard Cohen, who had died a few days before. As she sang, it seemed like she was fighting back tears. Listening, so was I. – Hillary Clinton, What Happened (page 31)

lol

No you're supposed to pretend to like it haha
*shits on your plate*
what you don't like it?

oxford bender

New

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What did you do this fine sunday

need to get on meds for the old ‘xiety

hi

luv culture me

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youtu.be/Pw5OEYHJPYU

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I always get the feeling I'm about to die in some horrible way or that there's something out there coming for me after drinking heavily.

barbican is peng

idea: invest in the East African Federation

Fuck off threadsplitting cunt.

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my favourite thing about aoc is how rorke has an aneurysm just by the mere thought of her existence

Might start smoking again

BASED. hope they don't let south sudan in though

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Brits secretly love yanks the same way one would a rebellious child who disobeyed you yet carved a successful path for themselves nonetheless

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>slim young guys
NONCE
NONCE
NONCE

Fuck off

>2019
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

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had morning sex
shit/shower/shave
separated the laundry and washed the sheets
got a little high
made lunch
planned the week's dinners with the gf
cleaned the apt floors
got a little high
currently reading

lol butthurt Muhammad

lads whats better:
>the barbican
>southbank centre
>tate modern

might stop smoking

Got a portrait of Washington above my bed

Srsly though smoking is so enjoyable

this thread may be to your interests

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my favourite thing about aoc is she's a woman, a coloured person, a homosexual, a socialist and also #1 on my stan list.

cant believe some of you actually think this why would we love a country full of mexicans and germans think about it mate

tate modern by far, the other two are horrid

morning blowjob from exgf
eggy soldiers for breakfast
did some coding in a cafe
ate some bananabread
bought a bottle of sparkling sake
went home, drank the sake and fell asleep
woke up and am now watching a 2 hour critique of the new doctor who season on youtube

Jesus

Keeley hawes is peng