Be American

>be American
>get shot
>police shows up and accidentally shoots you
>get sent to the local McHospital™
>thrown out of the ER because too poor for insurance
>die

>be Chink
>say something mildly critical of the communist party
>mortgage frozen, evicted and have to move to rundown fishing shack
>wife leaves you for a man with higher social credits
>"C-China numba one...." you mutter to yourself as you freeze in your new home

>be Pajeet
>get off bus after another successful gang rape with the lads
>go to designated shitting street to take a dump
>meet mob of angry nationalistic Hindus on the way
>they kill you for not praising cows and SMITE characters hard enough

>be European
>get to live in the most beautiful cities in the world
>get to live in the safest areas of the world
>get to enjoy the greatest culture in the world
>everybody else constantly SEETHING at your evident superiority

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>McHospital™
*shoots self*

McPolice™, open up motherfucker!

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OK :)
Fren,I'll open the door!

Great post, lusobro. Could you do a br version pls?

>Portugal
>superior to anyone

‘No’

>Break the McLaw
>Pay the McPrice

How many truck of peace have you had to endure recently?

>>get to live in the most beautiful cities in the world
wow old buildings so beautiful

>be Brazilian
>own two-storied favela shack
>thank God for enjoying such opulent privileges
>leave house to go to the bar with friends
>robbed by local gang of vicious trannies
>pickpocketed by local street children
>"b-bolsonaro vai mudar isso gente..."

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what about a Chile/argie version?

Thanks, you defined my life's plan now

>truck of peace
That's so 2017, user.

Europeans are subhuman and the vast majority of the continent is an undeveloped wasteland, though.

N°5 please

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>this flag
>this post

Polish fella goofing on somebody...
How does a Polack take a shower?
He Pisses in the wind.

Come back when your shithole has a higher GDP, Alberto.

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based and accuratepilled

Europe is nice, but I would never want to live there long term. You all pay way too much in tax and make too little money

>>be European
We're striving for a situation that is a healthy blend of the first three scenarios.

For pajeet, you only get lynched if you are a muslim or maybe a christian >3

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>be European
>kill each other for hundreds of years
>have to form a shitty union just to stop yourselves

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That would be YOUR MOM

>muh shekels

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Not my fault you’re a South American county in Europe

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In the USA Burger King is king.

Nobody over 25 goes to McDonald's.

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BASED
New european empire when?
youtube.com/watch?v=un9oy0LbNRI

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>tfw not born european

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>White people have no empathy and care little when their people get brutally murdered
And you wonder why the rest of the world is surpassing you in every category?

>God Emperor
that maymay is so passé

youtu.be/kkmHmMa4C0o

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it's called culture

t. Butthurt anglo
Macron is just a puppet in hands of Jean Cristophe Bonaparte.
The Fourth French and First European Empire is coming.
Vive le Québec libre et vive la France

Based Vietnamese

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>moortugal calling anybody else shitty

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