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Play Up Pompey Edition

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alri

based


take the yanks from their homes, their hovels, their hell, put a bullet in them and their families.

playing in a poker tournament rn

>dad is a gambling addict who spends every extra dime on casinos and horse races
>my mom has been obsessed with winning the lotto for her entire life and literally half of what she talks about is winning lotto or scratch tickets, its her existence

>tell my brother "Yeah i've been telling her forever if they took all of the money they've gambled over the years and put it in a box, not some stocks or bonds just in a big box with 0% interest by now they'd have a lotto win in that box. just be smart with money."

>he keeps telling me thats impossible

i really hate these people they're so financially illiterate its crazy. also ive had periods of unemployment where they borrow money from me im not joking, like i'll be months deep unemployed and they'll borrow money from me for gambling or because my brother blew all his money at a bar or strip club. they always pay me back so i dont midn but then again roughly ~5000 out of the 8000 of my credit card debt im in is debt my brother racked up trying to impress a whore while he was unemployed, a girl that tried to killed himself over


literally cant wait to move out of this house lads

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reckon jannys sprained his finger

blog on

janny's gonna have a field day

rather peng ngl

If i dont have another portsmouth lad with me in this general then I'm not gonna make it

jannys will be seething

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my favourite thing about aoc is she's a woman, a coloured person, a homosexual, a socialist and also #1 on my stan list

Paki women are rightful property of the white british man

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aoc is gay? soybean moment

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i like her tits

Damn, if only more than 1% of paki women looked like that

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>stan list

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dunno probably she's probably bi i guess

so, what is it this time?
I expect you people to pay me full price

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why is the thread dying?

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He's a liar