/smg/ - Stock Market General

Shoe shine blues man is sad you let the thread die edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
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>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

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Educational sites:
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Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Data:
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money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

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CNBC Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sCQfTNOC5aE
techinasia.com/chinese-net-giant-baidu-faces-boycott-thailand
seekingalpha.com/article/4188552-baidu-sambas-brazil
youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Reminder to SELL when you hear John and Jane Q Public talking about the stock market.

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>when you buy AMD for earnings

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>sell KR right before earnings
>jumps $4

>sell BAC right after earnings, having learned my lesson
>jumps another 75 cents

>actually learned lesson
>hold shares for 8 weeks after a breakout before selling
>will hold AMD through earnings
>AMD is now assuredly dropping to $13 a share

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INTC

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>HMNY
>ALT
I’m so fucked

I'm more worried about this for NVDA but I could just be stupid.

Okay trading day today. Made a quick flip on LHS for 5% gain. It'll probably moon tomorrow just to spite me. TRST and HEXO did fine. Looks like I might be able to scoop more discount TBP warrants tomorrow morning. A wild seller appeared late in the trading session looking to unload for cheap.

You went against the board's recommendations as well, yes?

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Futuros Mooning

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GOOG

Lol why, so it can be delisted? That's the only alternative for this joke

I'm relatively new to robinhood, I've been lurking the past 2 /smg/ threads and would like some tips for starting out. I bought 75 shares of SGOCO and made a couple bucks, but what do I need to do long term? I can't make partial purchases of stocks and I'm not gonna drop a *bunch* of money on a big one.

Should I go all in on KMB tommorow? Also, how are Visa and LMT looking for the near future?

sure kmb is based

I wanted to buy $1k worth of calls today for the ER tomorrow but I got on to late at 4:01 and missed my chance?

Uh that wasnt supposed to be a question mark was supposed to be a :(

most of your $$$ should be in a low fee index (SPY or VOO, they're mostly identical)

take 10% or so of your money and play it in things like your SGOCO type things.

>he fell for the crash meme

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idk, just buy shares

When the FUCK is LCI happening?

How do you feel about V and defense contractors right now dividend aristocrat user?

It's going lower for awhile. Looks like it wont recover until late August.

V is great but theres never entry points so I dont own it

BA is good, I dont know anything about the sector

Thank you based google for taking us over the hurdle for the next golden bull

>mfw there is another healthcare scandal in chinkland harming chink babbies
>mfw the chinks will absolutely do anything for money
>mfw the chinks have no souls nor conscience is not a meme at all but the absolute truth

They may be doing all these bullshit because they genuinely hate their race just like me

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What's better.
This place or reddit/wallstreetbets/ ?

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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I can feel it

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base all your decisions from quotes and ideas from old outdated ideals
without using information to hone your decisions
nice

stay out of normie stocks and you'll limit your exposure if that's what you feel the most beta lies

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Try selling half. Then whatever happens you can feel like you made half the right play.

Position trading > swing trading > gambling at the casino > day trading

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What do you nigs think about the whole Fox / Comcast / Disney story?

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jesus christ why do you always post these horrible pictures ;-; what the fuck is wrong with you

she could just hop out

This, Jane Levy is the official waifu of /smg/

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No worries, I'll counter that bearish sadist with cute and happy 2D gals.

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That's just an ugly Emma Stone

>not getting off to guro
What are you, gay or something?

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>fox
Shit
>Comcast
Shit
>Disney
Based

You monsters have guro imprinted into my brain now

Wrong

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Putting them side by side makes her even uglier. Sad

It's a long pay, you autist

Maybe, but P/B is already lower than 0.77
I was going to sell more $10 puts if the price got better, but I think the theta and IV are just fucking the bears sufficiently that the ones I already sold won't go back to being unprofitable.
I think there's just about 0 chance it'll hit $10, but if it does, P/B will be fucking insane.

What's wrong with that?

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Emily Jean is amazing

>>>/esg/

/esg/ is the most powerful general in the world

I'm trapped in an eternal limbo.

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duke was a hell of a guy desu senpai
my favorites are his ballads he did w trane
youtube.com/watch?v=sCQfTNOC5aE

such a shame all those guys either killed themselves on booze or dope or were otherwise starved out of existence. the later stuff (like mingus, dolphy, later trane/davis etc) were REALLY getting somewhere in terms of making something totally unique.

Bought a thousand shares of ATI this morning

Don't you fucking abuse Roll like that you animal.

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Wtf board is /esg/ on?
I have never heard of Emily Jean before

Explain.
I like to help people find meaning in their life if this is a depression thing.

Emily Jean is amazing

incorrect its that bloomberg violin playing chick, or the sunrun mommyCEO

>bloomberg violin playing chick
Lindsey Stirling?
Fuck she's hot. I'd love to pop a few kids in her.

No. It's definitely Wendy.
T H I C C

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Who calls it position trading?

I still have no fucking clue who that is

idk i dont watch any of that shit really ever.
i remember theres some decent hapas on the CNBC and bloomberg asia editions

So are the markets just ignoring that the Iran tweet happened?
What's the latest on Fiat-Chrysler and Ferrari?

I never understood the frog/emma stone meme. Is it her cheeks? The squinty eyes? I don't get it.

I demand pics!

Sideways stocks is traders limbo, not depressed just slightly nervous/bored.

she could sit on my face if her office chair is having problems desu senpaitachi

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>slightly nervous/bored.
the nervousness is what you should be paying attention to imo. literally ALL bonds went south today. by a lot. normally i watch the junk bonds, but those were "stable" (w some obvious selling), but what spooked me is how much the investment grade corporate bonds dipped. normally those track the market pretty well, but todays rally was not only entirely ignored, it was violently ignored. very weird. never seen em do that since i started watching bonds all fucking day

this was UUUU also heres the bloomberg bitch if i remember correctly. vonnie quinn

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SUN RUN MOMMY!!

does she have bikini pics, or are we gonna have to take matters into our own hands?

pic related came up when I google searched her... WTF...I love Paganini now!?

She's achievable hot

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>Sideways stocks is traders limbo, not depressed just slightly nervous/bored.
I see.
Yeah, I think I've been mistakenly pumping my risk exposure lately since the indices have hit a period of calm... But considering how TLT just nosedived (and GOOG killed it), I'm thinking the indices are due for a pump.

>she could sit on my face if her office chair is having problems desu senpaitachi
Once told a tinder thot that I wanted to wear her like a hat. She really wanted to come over after I said it. I guess chicks that know what's up are actually pretty into that

Mommy is pure, I would never want to see mommy like that

>Disney
>based
I now hate Comfy and hope he dies from ass cancer.
Fuck that SJW tier propagandist company.

im getting the worst justing of my trading career on comcast $35 calls. no expiry until 8/31 but im down 30% and it sucks. go up comcast.

violin chicks are ime, the best of the best in terms of musician chicks.
high discipline/skill level (dextrous w hands), generally lower self esteem. runner up imo is chicks who play sax, with tenor/bari players being the ones that suck the meanest cock. brass players are alright in this respect, but are usually gross

in absolute last place are singers. divas of the highest orders, high maintenance, low skill level/discipline, no increased dexterity, usually w serious princess complexes. fucking NEVER will i get w a singer, EVER again

>Once told a tinder thot that I wanted to wear her like a hat. She really wanted to come over after I said it. I guess chicks that know what's up are actually pretty into that
the secret to all of my longterm relationships has been being excellent at giving chicks head desu. hell ive had year+ relationships w chicks that fucking HATED me from the get go lol

Disney is only pretending to be SJW, obviously.
I've always said that when liberal democracy falls, Disney will rise to be a sovereign fascist corporate state. I'm buying shares to be part of the hierarchy, I'll be sure to burn little "red pilled" faggots like you

is it time to buy the FUN dip?

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Seems like they got a lot of debt desu,
like a very LARGE amount of debt

you shouldnt take these bigwig corporate types as being leftists desu. even the silicon valley twats. they signal as leftists because leftists are the better consumers, and the majority w the younger generations, but i assure you absolutely NONE of them (w the exception of maybe elon (and this may explain some of his incompetence)) are actual liberals.

they more closely resemble anarcho-capitalists (or the idea of an ancap) than anything else in the known world.

and speaking from experience (at least the few music execs ive gotten to talk to) the management at disney is pretty good guys imo. bleeding heart liberals they are not. the fact that they can make more money making SJW power fantasies is pretty much the only reason they appear that way. if the demographics flipped overnight, you can bet their programming would too

never take people in entertainment at face value. character =/= actor

>the secret to all of my longterm relationships has been being excellent at giving chicks head desu. hell ive had year+ relationships w chicks that fucking HATED me from the get go lol
I thought chicks would be really into that, but just haven't had enough experience to really see for myself.
I noticed the backroom casting couch guy always seems to go down on a chick if he's trying to get something extra, but that's porn so it's probably 95% faggot LARPing.
I've already turned this into egregious blogposting but any pro tips?

just a number on a page

>I've already turned this into egregious blogposting but any pro tips?
no joke, play wind instruments

i play flute
fast tongue
strong tongue
long tongue

as to actual technique, it differs girl to girl, so theres no real standard. just gotta feel out the signs. and never forget to look before you lick lol

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hes kinda got a point tho
whats their credit rating?
cuz if its a ok, then they can just keep issuing more bonds, pay NONE of the principal, pay the interest to the HODLers, and then when it comes to maturity, roll out more bonds, use some of them to pay the principal to the old HODLers, and rinse repeat

yes, buy SEAS too

daily reminder to sell IQ. IQ is a cult stock with a very high net lost that is going to last for years.

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That number of analysts.

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If all this Bitcoin momentum holds until the market opens tomorrow, RIOT is going to see another great green day.

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>just a number on a page
This isn't crypto user.

There's no reason to want ownership in a company that can go bankrupt. Check out Apple, Bear Stearns, HMNY, AT&T, DRYS. Those "numbers on a page" are the reasons for the squiggley lines.

I took the bait, maybe somebody learned something here though.
I'll take the bait on /smg/.

>estimate at -2.3 EPS this quarter
holy shit
goddamn im glad i only swung those stocks for like a day and a half when they were hyping.

when i kept hearing "netflix of china, goy, BUY" over and over, i honestly figured it was gonna just be an outright scam.

that is kinda fishy desu
why is it like that? just because its chinese?

Very little information to go on so good analysts didn't project much.

(IQ)baidu has a very bad reputation in Brazil and Thailand. good luck getting iqiyi to expend globally.

techinasia.com/chinese-net-giant-baidu-faces-boycott-thailand

seekingalpha.com/article/4188552-baidu-sambas-brazil

What an epiphany you have helped me reach

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checked
but
>Bear Stearns
thats actually an excellent example of "just numbers on a page" being taken to the extreme. and the illusion held out till the last possible second
youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0

yea its gotta be hard to figure out what to go on w the chinese numbers being LITERALLY just numbers on a page, w no way of knowing if theyre accurate. and obviously no accountability to foreign shareholders who cant even legally own the securities except through proxy

>no joke, play wind instruments
I played sax for 10 years, famalam lol done.
>as to actual technique, it differs girl to girl, so theres no real standard. just gotta feel out the signs. and never forget to look before you lick lol
I'm not looking to go down on random thots off tinder kek I never actually met up with that chick. It was just something that I took note of.
I still get the point though.
Thanks, dude

Vix futures back down to the ground

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Its more like the IPO is brand spanking new and they just don't have the numbers to project even.

yeah i took half off today on the pop. still got a few tho because of how bonds were acting today.

oh
i knew they were new over here, but i didnt know they were new in china too

I haven't had enough dalliances with Jazz and Classical girls to test this out. I use to date a rock guitarist nee drummer.

I once got taken home by a cello girl - fell in love but haven't asked her out because of bad timing.

>you shouldnt take these bigwig corporate types as being leftists desu. even the silicon valley twats. they signal as leftists because leftists are the better consumers, and the majority w the younger generations, but i assure you absolutely NONE of them (w the exception of maybe elon (and this may explain some of his incompetence)) are actual liberals.
This. NVIXM was popular around there fore a reason. It was pretty much Ayn Rand 2.0 with a sprinkling of sex cult if the rumors are correct (and I mean the Rand rumors)

Was the Vix futures up b/c of the Trump Tweet?

>Was the Vix futures up b/c of the Trump Tweet?

No, it didnt move nor did any of the other markets react

Comcast goes back up after fox board meeting making Disney purchase official , 7/27 .

Who else has a feel for AMD earnings ?

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Oh,
>nikkei/ratsu poster
I didn't check the id and thought you were just a random shitposter, my bad

Check out how much debt AAPL, FB, and GOOG have. Those are the tech companies with more tame P/E ratios too.
Also check out JPM, C, PNC -- the largest banks. Probably also a lot of debt.
Debt (current liabilities) doesn't mean much unless it's coupled with proportionally very little cash (current assets) -- (as demonstrated by TSLA and HMNY who have very little cash for runway, and TSLA in particular has a lot of debt already which makes the thought of running up even more debt for extra runway very worrisome) -- this can be measured by the "quick ratio" or "current ratio"