I can't start my day without coffe

>I can't start my day without coffe

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Almost

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It's not that I can't, I CHOOSE to start it with coffee, sweetheart.

Hands starts shaking when you go a day without coffee :)

>I use soy memes to feel superior to others, even though I'm the soyest.

Hasn't happened to me though?

This. Soyjak memes are literal cringe, gosh.

>gosh
8O

Oonnenee mor cofffvebe and i'mm off tho workrk

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>I love sleeping and waking up at 2 PM on the weekends!

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>Haha what kind of insecure fuck judges a man by what he chooses to drink?

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Did OP hit a nerve?

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>Did OP hit a nerve?

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>>Did OP hit a nerve?

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>>>Did OP hit a nerve?

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>>>>Did OP hit a nerve?

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>Dude I need a smoke break!

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Coffee addiction sucks man.

>protein shakes!

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>I will have to move my kids from their current schools because cigarette packs have increased again

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I MADE POO, WIPED ASS WITH PAPER, THEN WASHED ASS IN SHOWER WITH COMFY WARM WATER PEE PEE POO POO HAHAHA