If all your posts you ever made on Jow Forums were sent to family and friends (and made clear that they were yours)...

If all your posts you ever made on Jow Forums were sent to family and friends (and made clear that they were yours) what would happen? How would they react?

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nothing i'm kind with everybody

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I make it extremely clear in real life I despise Jews and faggots so they'd learn nothing new except an expansive vocabulary of hate.

My mommy would ground me and I'd lose all good boy points.

Will she still make you chicken tendies? If so I think your fine desu.

Daddy would ground daddy's girl and deduct a pretty princess point for every time I have ever posted on this website. I wouldn't even have enough left to get the new little witch figurines.

they would either think i have multiple personalities or that it wasnt actually me

literally nothing, I only shitpost nonsense

owo

ahahahah this is the most honest answer and the best. You get a gold star and a life time of chicken tendies.

>sees over billion posts of anti chink/gook copypasta
Hiroshi, what is the meaning of these endless wall of text?

Nooo noo chicken tendies without good boy points

this

They probably wouldn't bother going through them.
I've been posting for over 10 years.
That's a lot of shit to go through.

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They'd never speak a single word with me I think.
>having friends
lmao

pretty much would alternate of posts saying "based" and "have sex"

Incel

Get the fuck off my board you faggot. This man is a KEK veteran, and has seen some shit in his life. Give him some respect.

Not much they already know I am mentally ill, degenerate, and gay.

Ngl he's crindge and fought for the wrong side,9gag should've jpeg bombed his convoy

Definitely, now he is over here infesting our beautiful land like a beaner.

they'd probably ignore the 15 years and several thousand pages worth of inconsistent rants, ravings, memes, shitposts, false flags, samefags, legitimate discussions, etc-- and each and every one of these things completely out of context as a one-sided conversation-- that were just sent to them.

You're not a girl.

Holy shit, I think this is the best explanation of what some retards do. Mind if I just take a snippet of you saying fags and post it on my tumblr page and complain about Jow Forums?

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Mom would think I’m gay. Well, more than she does now anyway. I’m not though.

Nothing because they don't know english

My dad would call me based, because most of the time I go to /lgbt/ to attack trannies, Jow Forums to attack incels, and then come here to shitpost

NO MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED.

kek, this.

my family and girlfriend already all hate black people so i'd be fine

have posted some weird images though idk about that

my gf would probably fuck me more due to her approval of contrarian views

this

mom already thinks i'm an autist, so if anything, my posts would confirm that

I'd probably be fine. Weirdly enough I don't act more retarded because of my anonymity.

they would realize I was messing around because my posts constantly contradict with each other and look like they were made by different people.
I post whatever that can spark the flamewar.

Probably get disowned or something

They can't read English so everything will remain fine

I'd get put in jail most definitely

I'd get disowned for being a fag

It's a roleplaying website, mom.

Sue your family for being such a bigots then

none of them speak english so i should be fine

>Entire family gets sent endless walls of Korean hate texts
>Everyone looks at you with pride and smiles

I'm not sure if it works like that in here.