What should France call its next aircraft carrier?

Le Surrender :DDDDDD

Le baguette
Honhonhon

STRONG MANDINGO BULL

"USA's Cuckwhore"

muhammad.

France is now filled with atabs and aftucans

>t. 20 % muslim lmao

Richelieu

Kylian Mbappè

What about your next aircraft carrier?
Child Killer?
Civilian Bomber?
Cynical Colonist?

Mohammed

Robespierre

It's flattering that you think we have or ever will have ACCs

>next ACC
Well let's see, we could go with DeGaulle, a massive anti-American faggot who ruined our relations

or we could go with another French dipshit who, despite having 90%+ the same foreign policy goals as the USA, oppose everything we do because you're arrogant dipshits.

Robespierre did nothing wrong you Jew. Same thing with Simon De Montfort, Tiberius, and Titus.

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Not with that attitude.

*dabs*

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Denis Diderot

Of course he did nothing wrong, that's why I am suggesting him
Its maiden battle should be attacking the UK and all other m*narchist states

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Ew, no.
We already had a ship named Napoleon. It was the "first true steam battleship", apparently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_battleship_Napoléon
Not that it should prevent the French navy from naming the new aircraft carrier after Nappy, of course. I've lost count of how many Enterprises the US Navy has had. And I actually think it would be pretty fucking rad.

"I've already given up"

the Zidane would actually be nice but its kinda inappropriate

Half of the answers here belong on pl*Bbit

20% for living in that close proximity to Muslims is pretty impressive, honestly.

Faguo

God save me I have to agree with a secular revolutionary jew

We are on the same side brother. Death to monarchists, death to priests, death to all who oppose the republic

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The French can build theirs without a ramp. Why can't the British?

basé et libertépilulé
Did you know that the French navy also names its surveillance frigates after the months of the revolutionary calendar?

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Le gros pédé

Vercingetorix is badass as fuck

Nostradamus

That would hurt the lefties. They say that saying that French people are issued from Gauls is racist, as it doesn't include black people.

Sumo Chirac

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Jacques Chirac is a real possibility, seeing how popular he is now, and given that he will probably die during the construction of the ship.

Call it Thomas-Alexandre Dumas then

lmao, typical american seething at things he doesn't understand.

You don't name a military ship after a writer, this would hurt the soldiers.
The most likely outcome is that they will choose another WWII or WWI general.

XD

Probably gonna be Foch

He was the father of that famous author, a half-black Haitian general who fought under Napoleon.

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Alexandre_Dumas
Not a very well-known soldier so I don't blame you.

They could choose him then, especially since it will please the overseas departments.

Drapeau Blanc

Thomas Anderson I (One)

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NapoopaN Bonar aparte the sea.

Charlie Hebdo

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Based, couldn't guess this poster was good

Roctor

Philippe Pétain

Cathelineau

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>5th Republic naming a ship after a Catholic royalist leader
Not happening tbph. We have ships named after the republican calendar, ffs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floréal-class_frigate

based

>atabs and aftucans

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Sun King

"Le Roi Soleil"
Actually a good name

Also not happening. We did have a ship named Richelieu in WW2, pretty based.

How about "Alice"

Edith Piaf

Jeanne d'Arc

Gamelin

>the red sun rises over Algeria
>a few dowzing militiamen rise from their slumber and waddle down to the beach
>suddenly, out of the morning fog, a steel colossus begins to takes form
>helicopters begin whirring overhead, blasting from their speakers:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JE NE REGRETS RIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>the empire has returned

Vercingetorix

Astérix

aw cmon that thing cant even launch harriers now

Any of the following is acceptable:
>François Kellermann
>Michel Ney
>Jean Lannes
>André Masséna
>Louis-Nicolas Davout
>Jean-de-Dieu Soult
>Louis Latouche-Tréville
But of course it'll be Chirac or Giscard d'Estaing, whichever dies first

Pierre Terrail, seigneur de Bayard

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Actually, I was thinking we should name it Turenne.

do you know what they plan to do with it, once they get it? do they want to have one carrier permanently stationed overseas, like the yanks do, while rotating the other one in and out? or is it for european territorial defense?

Not him, but they intend to replace CDG with it;

wtf the CDG isn't even that old, right? Wasn't it the most advanced carrier in the world, up until the USS Ford? seems very early to dismiss it

White Flag :))))

My sides

They'll use the CDG up to 2040

oh ok lol that makes sense
I thought they already had their new carrier in the making

they just started but the construction is supposed to end in 2028

Marshal Philippe Pétain

good post kek

>Marshal

naturellement, mon pénisse ouainisse bien sûr :)

honhon ! :D

c'est mon ouaaaaaainisse pénisse! :) honhon

ECF: Comment la France devrait-elle appeler son prochain porte-avions ? - ma réponse est, bien sûr, mon pénisse ouainisse :D

honhonhon!

Jacques Necker

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Based mountain Jews causing revolutions since the 18th century

Qu'est ce que ce sémite essaye de dire par là ?

>brits build two shity carriers WITH FUCKING RAMP
>fill news articles and brag about it for a decade

>france builds a real carrier with no fucking ramps
>doesn't brag about it at all just a normal day in france

Based France
The carrier should be called 'victory at hastings'

Escargot

le non perfide

Pompidou would be funny.
It'll probably be VGE or Chirac. Mitterand would be a huge fuck you

Antoinette

>Murat
After that fancy motherfucker from the napoleon wars, but at the same after some turkish sultan, appeasing the muslims
Nobody will be sure and noone will complain

t. Navy with most of the Carrier named after president that served in US Navy.

le grand bum bum boatu

Omar m'a tuer