You wake up in Mississippi

The poorest state in America.
Filled with african americans and rednecks.

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Meh I was there once nothing bad happened

Get a po boy

You didn't get shot by an african american or a redneck?.

...Then I wire in some money and go home, safely.
Try downtown California somewhere.
Then you have to watch your ass.

Sounds fun

Fuck some southern belle qts.
Everyone loves NORF men because of GoT now.

Get some catfish, and a Magnolia pecan beer.

rednecks generally don't shoot people

If you tresspass on their property they will use a shotgun.
Not saying they are not right in doing that but still.

rent a car and drive home

But still nothing.
Any gun-owner in the USA would do the same thing.

Same HDI as Estonia. I would have a good time.

>wtf how did i get here?
>shit i have class!
>get on a plane to pdx

Anyone who doesn't go straight to Biloxi to gamble and drink is a lame

Where is Biloxi?.
On thr Gulf Coast?.

Yeah, anything worth your time in MS is on the gulf coast. Gulf Shores AL is worth a visit too, I went there for new year and it was cash.

"It was cash"?.

I've never seen the word "cash" used that way.
What does that mean?.
Is that some kind of new slang term zoomers use?.

It's still better developed than Wallonia.

Nuke Belgium.

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this I'd shoot you too if you came onto my property, I didn't know you, and I thought you had malicious intent

YOU however should be shot as you are jewish

Pretty dated slang term actually. Seriously though, Gulf Shores was great even though there was a storm over the gulf the whole time.

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It didn't ruin your vacation experience the fact that there was a storm there the whole time you stayed there?.

>gulf shores was great
why the fuck would you go here? just go a little more east and go to destin or something

that being said, fuck off flyover tourist scum everyone here on the beach hates you and wants you to die

Nah, it stayed over the gulf most of the time and left the shore cloudy but we still had a great time and got drunk on the beach a lot.
>Destin
You mean redneck Miami

I stopped in Mississippi once while on a long drive and there were so many fucking mosquitos, it was awful
Mississippi is what everyone thinks Alabama is like

The South along with New England were my favourite part of the US, nicest people, nicest scenery, etc.