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>all of that double pay

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Why would I need two phones if I’m not a dealer?

Coworker just had a daughter and named her Brynnley

These people need to die

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Clothed sex is underrated, there's a real magic lost when you both just hop naked on the bed

I really like Julian as a name but it’s a bit out of style

shall name my first born son egbert

Until you cum on your trousers

Shall name my first daughter [aborted]

based and eggpilled

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why would you not be a dealer

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unfortunate, but then CFNM is the real beauty

alri

VERY good point.

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*ahem* excuse me, are you alluding to the fact that you are in fact a dealer?

Getting on the 10:28 Northern service to Preston lads

The only Julian I know is a really cool guy but it’s kind of a spic name here

Is Nolan dumb? I think we’ve settle on Charlotte for our daughter but I really like Lydia and she likes Madeline so we’ve settled on one

dog just caught me wanking

finally a decent post from you yeh CFNM is next level. best part about summer is stripping down to just your boxers in the middle of the park while you with a group of girls

think I’ll jack off to jade kush as nobody has given me suggestions

one of the nice refurbed 333s or one of the old bangers?

What's cfnm

>and this is our daughter, One

yeah i deal
i deal illegal fire arms (on a gta v rp server)

Bit late...

My theme music: The Halo 3 Theme
My weapon: Turkish Kilij
My target: YOU

I bet you thought this was very funny

Reckon those gta rp servers must be interesting

It's almost always 142's on this line
Every so often it's a 150 and a 156 once in a blue moon

if I tell you the c is "clothed" can you figure out the rest?

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That's Northern Rail for you

>the halo 3 theme
Holy BASED

Clothed Fornicating, Not Masturbating?

Clothed female nude male

Nobody here ever answers anyone and I am putting a stop to it

>It's almost always 142's on this line
>Every so often it's a 150 and a 156 once in a blue moon

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Because I have a mate who was and got caught, they even raided his house while his mum was in.
Can’t be dealing with that, he avoided jail but got something like 200 hours community service, he also got kicked out of uni.

>still no jakenbake or pokimane stream
THIS SHIT IS RUNING MY DAY

What a nice lad

clothed fornication something somethng

Pretty sure I answered him before you did.

>preston
gutted

actual morons

Don't care

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kept getting admins called on me

5:30 in the morning: the niggers have begun blasting their coontunes

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Ah right
The best is when it's cold getting in bed clothed, slowly stripping, and fucking under the covers

Who wants a free spotify premium account?

oh sorry i dont keep up with the all the lingo on the internet ill subscribe to the newsletter

Why do so many yanks have surnames as Christian names? Taylor, Jackson, Carter etc

roger that

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Fellas

Not me dad pays for a family one x

thumbnail looks like apu biting the thumb

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wherzat to?

Never been hatted in my life. quite proud of that fact

Bit like the Chon then

all me haha am i doing this right

...

Why lad

All my accounts

What do you mean? Taylor and Carter are profession names and Jackson is a regular surname

Worst part of casual sex is right after you're done and you're both all tired and sweaty while planning your exit. Then you wonder whether the time spent was really worth it.

kek

>he doesn't spend the night and then banter with her in the following morning/fuck her again
lol ok lad

>on my signing on day
no neet toil!

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!!!

The impression I have of a typical yank name will be something like Taylor Williamson, or Jackson Andrews etc. Seems in American media there are a lot of English surnames used as forenames

Yeah it does
Janner ex told me what this means but can never remember what it means

based baronbob

Dinner waiting for me at home

Lovely

>!!!

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pretty sure it's almost always worth it unless you're more of a wanker than a shagger

EES RABBISH

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Most nights of the week are toil, so this is in the minority of cases. That is a comfy situation though yes.

so THAT'S what's in that box

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Missguided pride is a hattable offence.

I'll just give you a warning this time though pal.

I’m usually too drunk to perform on the night so always stay over so I can fuck her properly in the morning.

>go home with a girl
>too drunk to fuck on the night
>too hungover to fuck in the morning
utterly dire

Isn’t the interior really boring

Peng day today

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Ah, yes

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Scromiting

Two things Australians and ergo the Australian media hates:
Cyclists and Vegans

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I’ve had that a few times, I always make sure I drink at least 2 pints of water before bed now. Can’t fuck when I have a headache

Oh you meant as first names, yeah Taylor is common but Jackson isn’t and I’m not sure how that started, trend that never dies I suppose

For some reason Brits think my name sounds black...

Yeah it's literally like a stone and that's it

"wheres that to"
where is it