I am lactose intolerant

Milk is fine but milk + chocolate make my shit my organs

Can you eat non fresh cheese?

I am not.

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I only have issues with milk especially in the morning with an empty stomach

based pubg poster

Drinks milk/eats food with milk in it.

10 minutes
>stomach cramps
20 minutes
>gas and violent farting plus cramps
30 minutes
>explosive diarrhoea and cramps
60 minutes
>same as above

Can continue for 5-6 hours.

It must be tough being lactose intolerant in europe

then you're not white sorry sweatie

Now let me tell you about milk. You're not white if you can't drink milk. I thought I couldn't drink milk, and was not white. Milk made me get massive farts. I thought, fuck milk, who wants to drink cow tit juice? That's some beastiality shit right there, right? But after moving in with gf there'd always be milk in the fridge. I didn't know she was a filthy milk drinker before, but nevermind. It's not the sort of thing one just starts talking about randomly. So there it was. Milk. In the fridge. I thought, what the hell, how bad could it be. Start adding a bit of milk to my coffe. That's the only thing that could make milk palatable to me. Coffee. Oh I would get gassy. Gf would protest. She'd say, no more milk for you! She tried dutch ovening me. That understandably made me very angry. I had to sleep on the couch a couple of nights even. Horrible. I persisted. Days passed, and I could even drink raw milk! And the farts were gone. I now love milk. Love it. Great, great product. I am one hundred percent for milk now. Only non white people do not drink milk. I once did not drink milk, but now I drink it. Turns out I just didn't drink enough milk before.

Height?

I'm nigger intolerant.

Nobita, chill

BRAKU PEPRU GO HOMU

Lithuanians are THIS based?!

Kek'd

heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
caaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
can lactose intolerant piople stilll uhhm,mm
eat cummm????

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192-193 cm.

Interesting. I had a milk theory but it's busted now.

I am not but I'm not good with spicy stuff..
I still eat lots of spicy shit anyways even though I probably shouldn't.

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Yeah they can don't worry.
That kind of milk doesn't contain lactose.

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Pathetic. That's what it is. You will never know the joy of drinking freshly made cappuccino or caffe latte

What happens if you drink milk? Do you shart your pants or something?

>what happens

This

What the fuck lol how can you even live like that

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By avoiding all food/drink with milk in it.

But coffee, ice cream and milkshakes are so fucking tasty.
Must feel awful.

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They can drink soy milk tho
This disease/syndrome is literally soyboy tier

I drink coffee every day. Black.
For the rest, nothing I miss really.

i don't even know if im lactose tolerant or intolerant, i only know that milk tastes like fucking shit and i will never drink.

don't let one data point discourage your scientific pursuits
he might be a freak that needs to be submitted for study, and your milk theory a noble prize winning candidate

I would rather be a minority than lactose intolerant. Cheese and quark are the only high protein food you can eat that digests slowly and ready for consumption when you open it

>For the rest, nothing I miss really.

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Same my friend. About 8 years ago I ate cake that wasn't lactose free by accident and ended up in the hospital after I started shitting blood for several hours. Fuck my life.

I don't even know if I'm lactose intollerant, I just drink cappuccino in the morning and eat cheese

Soy milk is fine I prefer rice milk flavor wise tho.
Lol soy swedes like clockwork
>Black coffee

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the fuck? That doesn't sound like lactose intolerance, it's either casin allergy or some kind of IBD

Lmao swedes are so weak even milk kills them

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Nope, my lactose intolerance lead to an inflamed lower intestine which caused the bleeding.
All thanks to the milk giving me diarrhoea
I'm Finnish/Norwegian.

The fuck? Didn't you drink milk as a baby? Are you a real swede or a migrant?

Honorary turk!

That’s not how lactose intolerance works lol

imagine being an enzymelet

Intolerance works like this:
You produce lactase( an enzyme that breaks down lacstose) as a baby and as you grow up you gradually stop(like every other animal)
People who can handle it have a gene that lets them keep producing it to adulthood.

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The university won't fund me any more, though.

sounds cool tbqh apart from the cramps

It's a good way of skipping work, I can tell you that.

from time to time I like to have a large dump, so relaxing

greece with negro genes

I am not.

Indeed.

It's Nobita,NIGERU!!!

whiter than you yorgos