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Did someone say bear arms???

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My feelings for my consumer products and capitalist creature comforts are greater than my feelings for some anonymous junkie who most likely would be happier within the cool embrace of death anyway

Just got mogged by a tree with a smiley face carved into it

Me? I'm what's known as a non-shagger

give me one reason why we shouldn't ban all guns, including paintball

>how DARE you want to defend yourself and your property from a burglar!!! Human rights!!!
Haha yeah what now? Sorry I was just uhhh
*goes to talk to someone else*

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English needs a difference word and/or spelling for this, just makes me think of actual bears arms

it's lunch time but feel sick

business idea: all dogs are microchipped with a pedometer that tracks how much they've moved everyday depending on their breed. If any dog is under exercised, it gets taken by the RSPCA.

there's trees in west hull with things carved into them, it's cute

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oh can we not have this argument again

orwellian but i like it

this but with NEETs

what are the rspca gonna do with all those dogs though?

Cute

How about I carve some owls out of your leg?

just meditated
now for a poo
later, a wank

Positively British idea

new trade deal with China

what if the owner meets the minimal walkies counter but also wanks them off behind closed doors?

feed them for only £2 a day!

just got installed with a paedometer lads

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

tryna buy some art at auction, watching the livestream haha

auctions.roseberys.co.uk/m/view-auctions/live-sale/id/444

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What does it do.

>gif
fuck off

Report them to RSPCA:SVU

you read too much of the guardian if you think normal people arent on the side of burglars getting no quarter

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God I wish that were me

Unironically this

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"people" love the idea of capital punishment but people are idiots

*pees on your leg*

Haha that cat is defying gravity.

Let better people adopt.

Still bad and should be stopped but unfortunately much harder to track.

true, all it takes is to have something stolen to think chopping off hands isn't such a bad idea

Beeps when it comes across posts made by nonces
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Oh this doesn't look good

>DONT BE A FASCIST GUN NUT
>BTW DEMOCRACY IS WRONG AND WE SHOULD ENFORCE DRACONIAN SELF-DEFENCE LAWS DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE MIGHT WANT

Boobies

Don't know if I have much interest in these women to be honest, all the time and bother spent getting a fuck together with someone with whom I have zero connection would probably outweigh the pleasure.

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GRR GRUG'S CAVE BE INVADED BY GREG
GRUG SMASH!

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I'm no nonce.

the same people who are proponents of capital punishment are the same people who think the state is too big and powerful

*notices the beeping is contained to just your post*
hmmmm

beep when i commit a thought crime

you're going to naturally be against the idea of killing people until a pack of niggers breaks into your home

>GRR GRUG'S CAVE BE INVADED BY GREG
>GRUG SMASH!

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*pronounces "Craig" as "Cregg"*

>boob gap
Very dire.

>the gun grabbing nut thinks "greg" is a caveman name
state

Would

what film

Finna fucking eat a pizza from the crust side first dabba swag that

Ah yes, life in America.
Not sure how that's relevant to the civilised world though.

Joke's on you. I'm a fascist.

That's on the third page of "The Handbook to Noncery"
*Beep beep beep*
Nah it isn't

cregg you're being a chode

every woman has a boob gap without a bra you dunce

Water Lilies

For a primitive man having your things stolen could be a death sentence to his entire family

once defended my home with just a rubber band finger gun

So then lads, who did it better?

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I think you misunderstood my post

based french

>the artillerist is called "greg"
Explains a lot, you must have bullied so now you want to get your own back on the world right?

*ignores the beheading of a British soldier in the middle of the street by a pack of niggers*

i forgot the UK had no niggers or pakis

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/04/03/londons-murder-rate-higher-than-new-york-citys/480860002/

imagine living in a country with no guns and your biggest city still has more people getting killed, what the fuck is going on over there

notified ASIO
hopefully next time you'll think twice about defending home and hearth

*Beep beep beep*

>every woman has a boob gap without a bra you dunce
Always howl when someone tries to act like a shagger but outs themselves as a virgin freak like this

happenings

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yeah that's the joke

the accoustic version is horrid

this is the only case where the cover is better than the original

>no-no ur greg
what the fuck is wrong with this lad's brain

The duality of man

acoustic

man

not man

gonad

Will the man be kicking the ball whilst wearing different coloured clothing?

Traps are so sexy holy shit

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Aussie Hyde and British Jekyll, as it were

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not having man chatting shit about blackpool, yeah?

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Bender.

Incredible

Name one woman whose boobs, without wearing a bra, have no gap

nah that fringe is hiding something grim