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weeb edition

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comfiest state is usa is? why?

twitter.com/AriRabinHavt/status/1114995317521428480?s=20

california because it is the land of the caliph

Eastern Washington
why? because reasons

California

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based. fun thing while ago in /x/ a time traveler said Bernie gonna win 2020.

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ok shes actually a solid 7/10
good job, fren

an easy 8.6 desu

More like 7 11

>2028 was won by Johnson
Who, Gary Johnson LOL
What is a Leppo?????

attractiveness is subjective
we are both right

more like 7.62
also bush did 7 11

lole

...

jesus. fuck off with that and stay there please

>jesus. fuck off with that and stay there please

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so its now 5 am

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was expected

Yo sukka, are you a BIG BALLER or what?

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Gonna eat “Boston Garlic Shrimp” (JACKED) Doritos now

>tfw 6'2" bottom
it isn't fair bros

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING
haha lookin good today /cum/ what’s up ?

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Go to sleep

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pic related mood

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Forgot your proxy bud

that's not ale. it's the swedish faggot.

don't call sven a faggot u big meanie :(

They’re one person
I just busted him

you're a proxy though.

>sven, ale, and fk are all the same person

>Forgot your proxy bud

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twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1114195386460065793
NOT THE LITTLE BOYS TOO, JOE

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How...

They were having wild discussions over who are my alt accounts and whatnot on the discord LOL
Rent-Free is all I have to say

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>joe biden anime girls

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it's common knowledge, bud. we aren't retarded.

can you guys not

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Um stay seething
I’m posting on the chan while the GFs toes (currently rough and dry because of the peeling mask) are stroking my elbow

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>i'm sorry to take so long guys but everybody knows i like kids better than people
What did Joe Biden mean by this???

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Can we make this image a new gimmick?

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>Ariana Grande reportedly demands to be carried around like a baby

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no thanks

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just be yourself

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who the fuck this negro is?

>1553412909301~2.jpg

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Based

Nelly

hi guys

Hey

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tips on getting bf?

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Don't be gay, get a gf instead

Where do you cunts download/pirate your movies and TV shows from? Having trouble finding a series I wanna watch.
just b urself bro

no i want boy
but myself is not outgoing so i rarely meet any good candidates

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17365tv.com

try your local sex club or bath house
just spread ur hole and let the hiv flow into it haha

People calling me a proxy is the ultimate flattery and only shows how jealous that poster truly is

try

stop watching tv and movies

almost 6 am and I haven't slept anything yet

LOL

or maybe it's that you sometimes enter a thread and the posters counter doesn't go up, kinda like you were using a proxy or something...

ew no
i want a wholesome cute boy to cuddle and kiss with, not a nympho fag

p dumb of u

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Just drink some of that famous Belgian beer until your drunk enough to talk to the cute boys

well its unlikely to meet one on Jow Forums. go out more, to festivals, concerts, and whatnot

>reportedly
why do brain dead idiots like you trust in fake celeb media clickbaits?

I want to touch boobs

didn't brush my teeth today

#meToo

dang haha u got me it's a shitpost based on a news article

>but myself is not outgoing
Well then you better work on that huh. You can change yourself to be a better person, but if you're unwilling to do so then you're probably going to be forever alone.

yellow fever greek replied to my post
not gonna reply back

LMAO GOT THAY FUCKER GOOD

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have $0 on me
have $40 at home

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90%+ of japanese flags on /cum/ are proxies

they shall surely be put to death;
their blood shall be upon them

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my body aches and i feel like vomiting.
i am stupid.

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Stop

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you started it dumbass. leave our general.

no u