/brit/

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Deano loves going to Dubai

Azula.

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When's your next yearly checkup lads?

would you say you are a fucking machine?

Ever spread open a girls pussy and just stuck your nose in?

Must be something wrong with you lad, getting laid isn’t that difficult especially these days.

Mental that I have no personality beyond this image.

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sick of bloody eczema
im sorry for using language like that but im not happy

>Guns go BANG and that is NOT ok.

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who's the frog who never shagged? is it the one who traveled in the UK recently?

The Grand Deano
The Deano National

my nose is petite and cute, i don't see how the mechanics would work

that's disgusting

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which brand of deodorant do you lads use

I just popped a xan, ¥50,000 in japan

London has thousands upon thousands of residential streets with ordinary looking Victorian houses starting from a minimum of £1m

Quite sad that not even doctors or finance people can live in London anymore. Who does? Who lives in these places? Do they all own businesses or something?

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Na as a rule of thumb I don’t really like the smell of vaginas (some definitely smell better than others though)

you aren't funny though

sure or nivea, whatever is on offer at tesco

What's licking a girl's batty like?

bought a knockoff chinese version of one of those yellow meme cargo belts lads

cost £6 instead of £135 and looks just as good

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old spice

>ofw we got one of them juice boxes at lunch break and jumped on them making a Big Bang gun sound in the cafeteria

Year 11 mind

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australian women cry out for hardworking working class lads from the homeland

just staying at home, but I can't go better since that's enough

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>Begging visit to Merkel

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Was bullied and ridiculed for my D-ring belt for 10 years and now they're suddenly in fashion

raze down all normies

Bags of salty milk

compared to cock, vile

Built for sniff n’go, not deep wiffs
I don’t like it either unless I’m horny

>Who lives in these places? Do they all own businesses or something?
they are all boomers who bought their houses in the 1970s when housing was dirt cheap before Thatcher fucked the entire housing market with her gay Right To Buy shit

nose is too big, most girls can't handle it

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that one

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Admire this Roth Steyr 1907 semi auto /brit/. It's an interesting throwback to the early days of semi auto firearms

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bit bent

Dove For Women

it smells nicer

Are you still doing the Avatar memes, what's up with that?

Dove for men smells absurdly good tho......

Unironicly me
Got a proud Norman nose

Statically two child workers died or sustained serious injuries from making that item of clothing mate

Get him janny

the blue dove for men smells pretty nice

none

firearm wanker loves his firearms
>ooh ahh it's got a double feed clutch with a 1.7 rifling index and a four gram trigger, perfect for geese and other interlocutors

i don't mask my natural musk

it's weird which countries are good at making firearms.

me too

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Noooo

finance director just said that james cracknell competed in the boat race yesterday

what was that about?

What did you have for dinner?

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Really want an azula gf

errgh

PLEASE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

we used to do it but leave them half full jej

dear oh dear

How can she waterbend?

>tee hee i'm french btw :v
hehe all in good fun

Chicken tagliatelle for toil luncheon lads

Je vous donnerais un baiser esquimau si je pouvais

GANGGANG IN DIS BIH

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I mean erggh

first willy spam
now cartoon spam
this is brexit manifest

Let me guess only shower once a week too pierre

they arent made to order
they just make 200,000 or whatever and then sell as many as they can

they would have made the belt/died irregardless of my actions

Fuck off Bogan your dipshit countryman just ruined gun rights for the New Zealanders with his retardation

This isn’t canon

Cambridge beat Oxford

imagine the smell

fuck off murderer

yo

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Christ

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>forced to apologise to tranny patient
>forced to apologise to patient for tranny nurse

Being a lawyer for the NHS must be incredibly depressing

erggh

The beeb combining their two favourite subjects - trannies and grime music.

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Please refrain from posting my wife's nudes.

First for J HUS

Honestly it’s easier than ever to just make your own gun at home
The average povo citizen can easily get the necessary production tools together to make a quality rifle

erggh

Right to buy was for council housing which i dont care about

We haven't even reached peak trannymania

going trans at 50+ is based

>rifle
dont think so
rifling barrels is really hard

HASTA LA BABAY (Somalian voice)

Still had a knock on effect on the rest of the housing stock though

i'd prefer to use my resources to craft a motorised dildo personally

why stop at a rifle? the plans for the lutys submachine gun are easily found online. Better ban metalworking now!

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you mean your own voice haha