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>honorable
FOY

(to the tune of "telling lies" by david bowie, in a mcdonalds uniform)
selling fries

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>Horrifying moment a gymnast breaks both of her legs in a fall

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Internet throttling should be a war crime.

what does that image have to do with British culture you chinky fuck

The WORST general.

We're leaving on Friday lads

the worst country

and what does this have to do with British culture?

jesus, just saw this on the news but they cut it before the good bit

Brit on vacation here. Sorry lads, but the food is much, MUCH better! Yum!

Just said to the bully at work "shut the fuck up or I'll get my friends from /brit/ on you".

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What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 12th of April 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

el monstruo de la occidental

shawty imma only tell you this once you the illest
and for your lovin imma die hard like bruce willis

runts
>doesn’t own any clothing material with wool in it
>history confuses them
>doesn’t have any conception of traditions
>solely listens to electro negro music from the last fifteen years
>single mother household
>mixed race
>recent immigrant or recent immigrant ancestry
>consumes media nonstop

not a yank nor a yank appreciator
youre fault yank culture overtook yours (that is if your british)

Zero, one, two,
everything you said is with regards to you.

Slovenia is actually a gem of a country

Some poor fella lost his dog in Chicago a few months ago , but good old Karen has just shared a Facebook post on the odd chance it shows up in Watford

but they also wouldn't riot and chant slurs at each other. What you are seeing is a vastly reduced version

I dont wanna leave

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ms. ouchi

RORKE
IM REALLY SICK OF YOU
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3
NOOOOOOOW

Still got time to move, fatty

stranger things have happened

fuck off back there then

Daring Macron to veto the extension right now.

i'm a white rorke, I wish I could move there

>posting shit on /brit/ you saw on twitter
What a boring cunt

the 17.4 million have spoken

what is the opposite of a yarmulke

Why slag off Karen you cunt? She’s trying to make the world that much better a place

Sexually speaking, yes I'm a virgin

Go with God

would be pretty based

I hope he does

>People ITT think they know what British culture is but don't regularly and instinctively apply to concept of HONOUR to their own and others actions. They don't even understand it!

Go try and SAVE FACE like a pack of fucking chinese coolies you dirty NWO media neo-serfs

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>Farage running for EU parliament again

Does this scrounger have any shame at all?

A straw hat that a farmer would wear

Based.

lads, how does diarrhoea turn itself off when you sleep?

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Practically...Jovian one might say.

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why yes i am a cultured individual, how could you tell?

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say your haitches

>Farage
>Shame
pick 1

it does not, don't go to sleep user

He's standing to vote against all the shit the EU wants, he voted against Article 13 for example

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oh

uhh

It's obviously a gambit to accelerate No Deal.
>Either kick us out or deal with me for another 5 years

it's a metaphor for brexit haha am i doing this right

we have to go back

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You like music?

Only the London Philharmonic Orchestra one MIGHT class as culture. The rest is media.

Culture = primary goal is the bonding of people

Media = Primary goal is making profit

erggh

is there a pill to stop being not being a lazy useless cunt?

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cyanide

DS24

it works wonders mate

If we get more based speeches from him blowing the EU out then I'm alright with it

ew she's like 40

does diarrhoea stop if you poo everything out so theres nothing left to poo

Going to listen to some ASMR

yes, the REDpill haha
Jow Forums wwu
rise up whities

t. fucking retard
like 80% of classical music was done solely for commercial profit

even some of the all-time greats - famously all of Shostakovich's most loved compositions were done purely to make a quick buck and appease the soviet censors, and Shostakovich himself thought they were trash

ill have a butchers later karen love x

youtube.com/watch?v=ON1Oa3Hg-Ao

Name a more based moment in recent political history.

the '50 greatest pieces' album is by far the tackiest thing on that list since its just pop classics

just took this

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That's not possible
There will always be more poo

Not really desu, had times where it seemed to find a tiny bit more liquid poo in there somehow.

Take some imodium, helps a lot.

Just had a thought: Europeans are so superior to other cultures because they are an "Honour" based culture whereas all the rest are "Shame, face saving" cultures. Makes the foreigns seems like cringing and dishonest in comparison

no that's when you die

When you go before God you cannot say, "I was told by others to do this" or that virtue was not expedient at the time. That will not suffice. Howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone...remember that.

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adderall
ritalin

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no you end up shitting out your intestines so always best to leave a little poo in there

why not just remain sitting?

That's why I like to call it "Classishit Poosic"

is that steve merchant and ricky

Obviously not as visually effective a statement.

thats why i said MIGHT and not DEFINTIELY you double niggers. I don't know whats on the damn album but i do know that in classical and folk music there is a chance to glean some culture. Meanwhile modern albums are all for commercial profit

Would this be norf, souf or midul?

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based

>English """""comedy"""""
me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

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