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inb4 either of those absolute essays in the last thread get reposted here even though they weren't worth posting the first time

Lads its Leftypol here. I just wanted to apologise for trying to oppose expanding gun rights in the debate yesterday. I see now that i'm just a bootlicker for centralised power who likes the status quo even if it means people suffer. I'm sorry. I also forfeit my right to claim that i have positive feeling about Britain and the British people considering I don't even know what British culture is and because of my ignorance assumed there was no such thing. I have no excuse, i guess i was just led astray by living in London, listening to the Guardian, and voting Labour. I shall move to Somalia forthwith and never return

Hideous kike

dave is a fucking joyless spaz

creasing imagining him sweating and mumbling his poorly-thought out dissertations on why he was "born in le wrong generation" to a bored girl at a party

A shit Pergout 206, haven’t driven in over a year though. Only live 10mins walk from toil now.

idea: english libertarian party that aims to scrap many of the stupid nanny state policies with a pintman platform

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*sips*

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fucking hell thats grown up of leftypol for once!

I’d vote for it

*walks towards you*

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dave shags
You? Well.. you.. leftypol..
You don’t

get in

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Typical weak lefty
Stick to your side you poof

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nothing penger than visibile tan-lines whilst wearing another swimsuit/bikini

that's when people normally have dinner

Imagine making a meal of that ass

she picking out a gravesite

Imagine not dating a girl just because she has a tattoo, over 50% of young women have tattoos now.

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libtards up the wall

>people
not quite

youtu.be/BXgV-IQgtSM?list=PLtiZDRhVuHtc_nI2-okLRW8gIiYNUaMcZ

>Ya thought ya were stingin' detestable paedophiles on the internet!
>Well you're not stingin' 'im! We're stingin' YOU! Go on PC Dave, throw in t'back of da wagon
>Undah nonce protection code chapter six, line nine, lyric eight we're detainin' you on suspicion of sayin' mean things to a nonce
>You 'ad 'im in fookin tears mate the things ya said.
>Yer goin' away for a long time.

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based

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imagine lecturing her about how your mate adobowale's electronic dog shit noises with accompanying rap by lil wankstain is the next generation of authentic British culture instead. Bet they love that.......

Barry looks like the kinda man who would like a bit of reggae reggae sauce from time to time

two people's birthdays on the same day here at toil
there is an absolute FEAST in the kitchen and I have already made many questionable choices

w-wait, a nonce hunter got busted for noncing?
lmaooo

t. has never been to an artstudent party
i pity you

old volvo something or other

speak english you mong

mega based

Wonder what the nonce hunter's numerous criminal convictions were

whos dave
sounds like quite the lad iyam (if you ask me)

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the 14 (fourteen) Daves (multiple)

He got nicked for stinging nonces.

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no but i've done plenty of shaggin at normal people parties instead. oh i am laffing if you think art ho's are where its at

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grr!! me shag!!

erggh

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was worth posting the first time but not another mate, you missed the boat

he’s known as dave invictus
He’s literally never lost an argument here
Some paki is jealous of him

Dressed in an Ann Summers' Father Christmas outfit, at that. Got the exact reaction they were going for.

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>art student party
the mere notion fills me with disgust

americans LITERALLY cannot drive normal cars

like LITERALLY?

Just don’t understand how far old trannies think they’ll ever have a normal relationship

>He’s literally never lost an argument here

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reminder to attack police men and women everywhere as they are apparatus of mrs mays regime

>basically it's like the natural successor to a harvest festival or dancing around the maypole but instead of celebrating either of those things we play pounding electronic noise with a nog shouting over it at over 1 billion decibels and do a bunch of ket and have a proper spaz out in a warehouse. Proper British culture innit?

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tfw neither can i

the fucking state of that
leftypol calls that a woman with no irony

paki bloke in a dress

Very important poll.
VOTE NOW !!!

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Nobody likes you

may send a screencap of this into gchq

bold statement

Wot about me

druggy transvestite

>no namefag invasion (moni,190, Schizo etc)

>Wow......so deep. my gash is frothing.

*Tune in next thread for the continued adventures of "my mate is making British culture in his basement m8"*

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London paki sweating profusely

>modern culture sucks
>whats that? make any effort at all to step outside of my pop-culture comfort zone and actually experience contemporary underground cultures?
>nah mate, sounds gay, ill stick to my "6 normies sitting in a room listening to arctic monkeys" parties instead thanks
*writes another essay on brit bemoaning the current state of britain*

It’s a fetish mate, you can tell by the fact that they always dress like 18 year old girls rather than 50 year old women.

The one I keep seeing round town is fucking hilarious. He must be about 60, massive bald spot and all. Yet he dresses in a really short skirt and crop top, if he doesn’t make people think trannies are just mentally ill blokes I don’t know what will.

are you this needy IRL?

vpn off, Dave

have you signed lads?

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where’s the namefag option
where’s the yanks option

It's from 2016

No haha (yeah if u peng)

>subculture = urbanmonkey music
idiots
theres plenty of sophisticated culture going about in britain
the sound art and avantgarde fashion scenes are both blossoming at the moment, for example

Homosexuality is the manifestation of intense perversion and antisocial attitudes

Yeah haha (no)

Tell us more

ok but what about for us heterosexuals?

Sounds pretty bent

native British animals are soy as fuck
so glad North American chadmals are replacing them
Same with Asian invasives

where’s the aussie hat man when you need him

Fortnite is British culture

wtf I thought Gordon Ramsay was based

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post peng please

why?

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hate it when people I know tell me that I'm so smart and intelligent
STOP IT
STOP COMPLIMENTING ME
STOP GIVING ME ATTENTION
STOP SAYING I'M SMART JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A COUNCIL ESTATE RUNT WHO THINKS ANYONE WHO USES A WORD LONGER THAN 3 SYLLABLES IS SMART

its only cringe when people are being overexcited and making the soyface about dumb childish bullshit like getting a nintendo switch or seeing a Soylent van

nothing wrong with a man being overemotional when holding his own offspring

swears and stuff