You will never be American

You will never be American

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I will never be American

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That's great.

Trust me buddy it ain’t worth it. I wish I was Russian or finnish. True masculine races.
But I’m doomed to be American :(

Thank god

lol look at this chink.. Go back to china.

You can thank your grandparents for that

FUCK YOU

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Why do all americans have weird faces?

you got trolled bro, accept it.

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You mean I'll never experience the life of a faceless nameless american living in a midwestern faceless nameless city? You mean I'll never experience the joy of driving to wallmart then target then get back home to watch tv for 10h straight?
That SUCKS

>I was mearly pretending to be retarded
Yeah, sure

gib Suomi gf

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hey, shut up

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Thank God

>ywn be a qt American girl

You will never live in a beautiful suburb

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yes and?

Are cats a popular pet in Vietnam? INB4 someone makes a joke about them eating cats.

wrong, I am american

But I am

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>tfw American, but have to live like a hunter-gatherer African to not lose my mind

I take omega 3, cut out all refined sugar I can, a daily multivitamin, a daily vitamin D, drink half-a-gallon of water a day, and try to do strenuous exercise everyday, eat within an 8 hour period to simulate a 16 hour fast, and go outside twice or thrice a week at noon and lie in the sun for 30 minutes.

This country is sort of evil.

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look at that china swede

>implying that's a nice suburb
where is the foliage?