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blade runner is boring #HateFilms

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TIG TIG TIG TIG TIG TIG

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Sniff sniff

SDP

Ukip

as if your one vote even matters

if you voted Leave, UKIP
if you voted Remain, CUK

>we don't have to put hard border on ireland if no deal
>why yes i think the world trade organisation is the best option why do you ask?

heidi allen is a qt desu

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Take the yellowpill

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Read that as alien lmao

just chinned someone who looked racist

ah yes the noble centaur

Brexit means brexit
Just get on wivvit
Wto
No deal no problem

Simples x

mad that british schools give out lunches
always packed lunches here and the tarqs would buy from the overpriced canteen

doesn't seem to be a pressing question

chin means that I put my thumb and finger to a person chin

going to the happy shopper/spar at lunch and nicking sweets is the patrician school lunch experience

you have to pay for school dinners unless you're povvo'd

they dont

Concerned about the lull in rorke-posting

Did he ever manage to get off the ropes?

Was happy in that thread, why did you link me back to a thread with Zoe instead of secretly joining ours

FOY

can still post from the ropes you twat

the poor kids at my school got free lunch from the cafeteria
my tax money goes to feeding poor niggers who parents can't feed dey keeds

U N L O C K

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Yeah.. well what about from the deck?

*upper cuts you*

you have a shitty website and your users are cucks, you fuck your sister, you fuck your mother. Your father fucked you in the ass and your brother beat you to a pulp Every single day.

this....may be my final post..tell rasheed i love him

still the school giving out hot meals, paid or not
only time the school would do that here was a fundraiser thing otherwise you were stuck with whatever sandwich your mum threw together

Fuck off roastie
White women in 2019 are a lost cause

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streamable.com/wtvz0

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r8 the new jeans

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Would do all manner of things to this bint.

wonder if this is the same poster

BASED

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spent 1hr 12m speaking to a girl socially today. then she messaged me saying she was waiting for me to ask her out for a drink. what's my next move here?

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D Double E has been active for over 20 years, beginning his career in jungle and UK garage music.[3] RWD,[4][5][6] He was a member of the early grime collective N.A.S.T.Y Crew, until leaving after a dispute in 2004.[7] He then founded the group Newham Generals together with Monkstar and Footsie. The group remains active as a duo consisting of D Double E and Footsie.[8][9] He and the Newham Generals signed to Dizzee Rascal's Dirtee Stank label.[10]

As a solo artist D Double E's releases include "Street Fighter Riddim", "Bluku, Bluku", "Bad 2 Tha Bone", "Lovely Jubbly", and "Wolly".[8] In 2017 he released "How I Like It" on his Bluku Music label in preparation for his debut studio album.[1] "Better Than The Rest" featuring Wiley was released as a single in early 2018. The album was announced to be called Jackuum! which was originally set to drop in April but was then pushed back to early August and eventually ended up being released at the end of the month.[11] D Double also started his own label in 2018.

He is known for his legendary ad-libs such as “bud-a-bup-bup” and “it’s mwee, mwee” and is highly regarded in the Grime scene. Fellow MC Skepta once named him as the "greatest of all time", and Dizzee Rascal said he was one of the artists who inspired him to start MCing.[8]

probably ask her out for a drink lad

ask to drink her wee

Ask her out you mug.

>He is known for his legendary ad-libs such as “bud-a-bup-bup” and “it’s mwee, mwee”

ah yes very impressive

it's so obvious he edits his own wiki

actually sad

why yes, I would like to be banned for Spamming/flooding in return for defending some literally who nigger nobody gives a shit about

buhhhhhh

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Listening to kraftwerk

I mean it's not even that gross if you cleaned it before. i don't get it

who's spamming

Holy fucking shite lads I cannot stop these panic attacks unless I pop a valium or something.
Its crippling me from doing anything.

pop a valium then

YEW DONT WANNA CUM AGAINST IIII, YOU'LL FLY HIGH LIKE BIRDS IN THE SKY

>panic attacks

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Can't keep doing it every time I feel a bit bad.
Plus I've got work in an hour and I keep turning up off my face on it.
I can't keep getting away with it.

haha do one of these but for AIDS please

Lads, why do trannies get free hormones and testosterone for not liking their bodies but I cant get HGH and testosterone when I hate my skinny body?

sounds like you're addicted

well if it were me i'd go see a doctor

>AIDS please

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just got back from toil
the gf is still at work, so it's just you and me /brit/

because youre a gamer

I might be a little, but I've had this problem for years now.
Every time I'm doing something new or that I'm not confident in I can't fucking control it.

go fart on her pillow lol

ha, that's great
*turns around and speaks to someone else*

actually thinking about it trannies generally seem quite keen on competitive video games and the like

Fucking chubby girls on tinder? Based.

Ah yes, the SA experience.

gamers dont lift weights though

back from work and I'm on the whiskey

cheers haha

ROOOOOOORKE LET ME IN

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chaika!

*pisses in your gob while you're speaking*
you were saying?

ex-gf is publicly mocking me now, lads.

>I dumped my ex because he licked my eyelids, massaged my earlobes and put his tiny penis in my belly button
thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7912264/dumped-ex-licked-eyelids-massaged-earlobes-tiny-penis-belly-button/

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tune

youtu.be/L9TJMrKpe0k

Like 90% of speed runners are grannies or gay

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oh really ? then what about when i carry my teammates haha
gamers rise up

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you'd think grannies wouldn't have the reflexes for speedrunning LOL

Prince Harry BTFO

screaming

>he doesn't know about the Skyrim Granny
youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA

Okay then watch what I say then
If you like champagne, swing my way then
All the galdem', what am I gainin'
What I, w'what am I gainin'

Okay then watch what I say then
If you like champagne, swing my way then
All the galdem', what am I gainin'
What I, w'what am I gainin'

Got a unique swag and I pull it off
Give me any bassline and I kill it off
When I soundcloud when I fan page
When a fan press play
Tempo up any way I drill it off
Boom C4 with the mike and it's going off
Pretty boy swag so flash yeah I'm showing off
Put me in a club any town any city man
Better beware the club blues blowing off

Boom ba ba bam it's Zanetti in the mix
Giving all the ravers a sick refix
Baseline just from an electrode twist
Whether you need sound my styles are wickedest
I love getting high fly like a G6
Too cool for school with a style that's crisp
City of Leeds top boy vocalist
And as for insomnia yeah that's sick

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wonder what her hair smelled like after that photo was taken

saved this for potential wank material

>muh tuition fees
oh get over it for fuck sakes it's a complete and utter nonissue

If I wasn’t born and raised in NI I couldn’t afford to go to uni, fees in England are crazy for non-tarqs

hello, i am on a quest through Jow Forums in search of a bf. will i find one here in /brit/?

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no
carry on x

>do the exact opposite of the thing most of the people that voted for you wanted just for a shot at power that you waste on a non-starting av vote
i think that killed my interest in politics for about five years