What are police like in your country?

What are police like in your country?

Here they're divided into 3 types

>Type 1: Uptight by the books spergs who treat law like some sort of biblical scrip and follow both good and idiotic law to the code, usually ex military.
>Type 2: Narcissistic power tripper who was bullied in high school and will pull sketchy shit to inflate their ego and abuse people. They're usually fat and are the kind that are seen on those videos executing people for not being able to follow their 94 step Ikea instruction commands.
>Type 3: Laid back good ol boy types. Let a bunch of minor shit slide and focus on big issues, only really go after people for infractions that endanger people. Are cops because they actually want to help people. The rarest of the three types. Bizarrely most commonly found in ultra liberal cities or ultra conservative small towns despite them being polar opposites.

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>Uptight by the books spergs who treat law like some sort of biblical scrip and follow both good and idiotic law to the code, usually ex military.

German Americans.

> Narcissistic power tripper who was bullied in high school and will pull sketchy shit to inflate their ego and abuse people.

WASP Americans.

>Laid back good ol boy types

Irish Americans.

Only 2 types
The Upstanding Officer type
They are probably the only reason that the Law enforcement hasn't collapsed yet
Doesn't take bribes , by the book and most importantly doesn't work well with LITERALLY anyone one and everyone from media to politicians everyone hates these type because they take law and order too seriously

Most of these types don't last long though
They either get Demoted , fired or killed in line of service


The second type is the most common one
It's these guys are corrupt , cheesy and purely disgusting creatures
They are worse than the criminals they are supposed to be protecting people from

This is a cop trying to make you think that the first two behaviors are acceptable and that the third behavior justifies the existence and DNA of people who become cops. The truth is you need to catch these people alive, torture them for a month for the crime of existing, kill their children and the women who made children for them, then throw their half dead body in the woods to be eaten by hungry animals.

Same thing needs to happen to anyone who needs/is ok with cops. Torture their DNA out of existence.

Not a cop and no rational human on earth would think type 2 deserves to exist. They're literally one of the worst types of people in this country.

Schoolyard bullies with guns. Never helpful, will beat you up or send the dogs on you if you don't instantly comply and will instantly shoot you dead if they feel threatened. Every single riot in the past 50 years has been a result of some dumbass cop doing something.

look like gay fetish men lmao, but probably wouldn't hesitate to shoot me dead for saying so

Dont care about your posts. Literally trying this "they are good lads" bullshit earns you 1 month of torture and killing of your family.

>Silent right-wing types who are forced to abide by leftist government doctrines and hate it, often sick of their jobs and many of them quit, few exercise police bruatlity. Many female cops abide by this archetype.
>Cucks who think they're gonna show the young scoundrels how the cops can be "cool". Almost trying to fit in with the youth as if living some lost childhood, thinks being the star of a 100k+ views youtube video is the highest prestige in his career (like dancing in the town square to techno music)
>UK-tier police drone who has no emotional attachment to his job, gets off on being a good boi to the state, cucked by leftist brainwashing into never questioning why 98% of the people he arrests are named mohammed, thinks nothing of the demographic shift happening around him, sees himself as a virtuous warrior who's above racism and horseshit like that

That's my experience in Malmö anyway. Aside from these archetypes there are instances of what you mention in the OP. There's always gonna be a mix of cool, laid back cops and shitty powertrip cops. Most are pretty decent.