ITT: We laugh at the French

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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No, fuck you.

France, more like Francis

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We still own half of Africa, you dont even own Ireland

Many countries can, but certainly not you. As if the english language had its future in the UK, what a joke

why would you want to be yoked to all those niggers though?

>France has its own economic commonwealth and EU membership
>Britain has a sports festival commonwealth and no EU membership

This is the future that awaits all our countries, though. Just replace “French” and “African” with “American/British/etc.” with “Hispanic/South Asian/etc.” Kind of depressing.

>Kind of depressing.
Not at all. Western powers have been buttfucking black and brown countries since time immemorial and continue to do so today. This is essentially divine justice.

Bite Grande Noire

>English - beloved lingua franca, spoken by all well educated people across the entire world
>French - spoken by niggers and the eternally butthurt

L O L

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>giving a shit about the spread of your language
Every French politician suffers from this delusion and it's costing us

except when we do it the world moves forward in some fashion whereas when they do it the world is gonna move backward. The people who are going to suffer the most from the fall of the west is everyone who comes afterwards. Why do nogs not get this? You're fucking miles down the rung if anyone succeeds the west is authoritarian chinks not you....

>>Kind of depressing.
>Not at all. Western powers have been buttfucking black and brown countries since time immemorial and continue to do so today. This is essentially divine justice.

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Grande bite noire*

thats right whitey we gonna start living in dysfunctional squalor again and there's nothing you can do to stop us!!!!!

why

So if I know French, how useful is it when traveling to Africa? I heard there are a lot of tribes there speaking local languages and there's no guarantee people will speak English/French/Afrikaans/Whatever

OH NO NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The future of England is Arab

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>traveling to Africa
why are wh*tes so stupid?

Usage. We say "une grande bite", not "une bite grande".

Live in one of those high muslim areas and it sucks however without the west the future of Korea is chinese you neo colonial

thank you petit Walloonoid

>except when we do it the world moves forward in some fashion
It culminated in two world wars and the world nearly ending at the hands of ICMBs multiple times, not to mention the third world is still a complete shithole and essentially slave colonies to corporations. I mean fuck, even your shithole colony NI next door is still a mess.

this desu

Shut up, you traveled to Africa and brought Africans back to your own country as slaves LMOA HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE LMOAOAAOAO now shut up

You're welcome. I'm a BRUSSELS bull though.

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Cringe

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I know and those two world wars literally pushed technology forward by leaps and bounds! We ended up in space because of those wars!! Meanwhile Africa fights enormous years long conflicts all the time and the result is precisely 0 innovation by any metric. Even our worst moments are better than their worst moments. The reason why large parts of the world are semi colonies is because they were shit in the first place not the other way around. Everyone is trying to fuck with everyone elses shit all the time and it's only shit areas that get totally fucked by it. The world will go backward without Europe at the helm. Luckily it seems us whites will be too extinct to have to suffer it

again i know i'm not denying it at all but when we go you go too.

French police are BASED
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why do sexpats think they're allowed to post here

you couldn't get any pussy in your own country so you went to "teach english" to asians. you're pathetic.

Brussel sounds like Japanese onomatopoeia when you shart

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jej being too shit to do anything meaningful good or bad doesn't mean you are better than anyone fool

>dude muh divine justice
Grow up and have sex

fpbp

>BRUSSELS
>bull
Imaginez pendant quelques secondes. Une communauté b*Lge classe moyenne complètement homogène. Un joli petit village sans crime, une communauté fort sympathique. Un dimanche ensoleillé, il fait bon vivre; imaginez la soudaine agitation dans ce village complètement b*Lge quand deux taureaux FRANÇAIS y arrivent. Les femmes b*Lges se sentiraient automatiquement plus attirées par ces taureaux FRANÇAIS vigoureux que par leurs pathétiques maris b*Lges. Toutes les femmes se mettraient à supplier, à se pelotonner pour que ces deux êtres suprêmes les fécondent... les nouveaux rois du village qui ont atteint ce statut uniquement avec leur extraordinaire charisme. Et ces taureaux ne s'arrêteraient pas tant que toutes les filles b*Lges de ce village ne portent leurs enfants.
Et les hommes? Les hommes b*Lges? Ils s'enfuiraient en Corée ou en Thaïlande après s'être rendus compte qu'il est futile d'essayer de reprendre leurs femmes, mais même les asiatiques ne voudront pas d'eux.
Pendant ce temps, dans le village, toutes les femmes b*Lges seront occupées à élever leurs enfants FRANÇAIS, et elles feront même la queue pour leur deuxième, ou peut-être leur troisième grossesse. Elles ne s'arrêteront pas avant la ménopause, car elles savent au fond que leur but dans la vie est de peupler le monde avec des enfants FRANÇAIS qui iront à leur tour détruire d'autres villages. C'est ce que j'appelle de la VRAIE colonisation.

Malaisant

It's useful in ex french colonies, in places where the kids actually had time to go to school

Even the 'beloved' part? yikes

>I know and those two world wars literally pushed technology forward by leaps and bounds! We ended up in space because of those wars!!
Jesus christ, you literally sound like a redditor. It also ended in the development of WMDs, which are still a threat to this day.

CHI

basé

School is for nerds lol, big dick Africans can have pussy whenever they want, they don't need no educationz and shet

*Blocks your future*

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Adjectives related to size generally go before the noun, also. The only exception I can think of is "un homme grand", because "un grand homme" usually refers to greatness of the mind/achievements.

Little kids in these countries usually love going to school because the alternative is working in the fields with a machete as your only tool.
Saw a kid with a nasty cut in Ivory Coast.

if you're thinking about Francophonie, it's not an economic commonwealth

Yes, that will make you an enlightened racist instead!

>Africa
>the continent of the future
Maybe after the Chinese have their way with it for a century or two.

Those wars precipitated the creation of every bit of technology you use today, retard.

>french architecture

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>used to be language of kings
>will become the language of kangz
ITT: seething anglo peasants
Commencez à apprendre le français, les cons.

>We still own half of Africa
>as if this a good thing
*claps*

And half of africa owns your moms pussy

don't be such an american

I can't stand the yellow clowns. They always play the victim after breaking everything and annoying everyone.

anglo artist.

>without the west the future of Korea is chinese you neo colonial
nah, you got that wrong

even with us their future is either chinese or whatever wants to go there. their birth rates make ours look like that of an african country. they are going to die out very very soon lmao

Underrated

kek

>back then
Alain Giullaume Rene Lefebvre
>today
Jean Pierre St. Martin
>future
N'ywolo Abdourahim Mamadou

twas an anglo artist who did that for shock value
some rightwing associations immediately complained in media about the bug anal plug tree, which was funny as a good number of old rightwing geezers suddenly realized what it was and discovered what anal plugs were
then some activist deflated it, which most likely greatly pleased the artist, as that act actually gave the thing more value for >muh freedom of expression and all that sort of shit

>Étant si ignorant

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>t. desperate brown hands typing in a Western country
Your immemorial is really just like 300 years btw

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>ICMBs
Take off the proxy. You are not worthy of our flag.

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>BULLXELLES

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It's a very common second language in former French colonies

half of Africa owns you

Budapest? More like Banterpest.

>he result is precisely 0 innovation by any metric
That's because the engineers and innovators usually go to the West

>Arab
There's actually few Arabs here. The Muslim population is mostly Pakis, Bangladeshis and Indians

absolument basé

>you
By that logic, "we" also claim national pride over Newton, Bede, Hobbes, etc. because those men lived before 1776

God, I still don’t even know how this was allowed. Wouldn’t one of his aids say “this will be a bad appearance for you?”

came here to post this

But franc CFA has nothing to do with Francophonie. You can call this economic grip some sort of commonwealth if you want, but it has nothing to do with the Francophonie organization.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM

Arent most English speakers Indian ? By the same language, does that make English an Indian language ?

>future
>african

Pick one

>all the best parts of Africa are old Anglo or German colonies
>the worst shitholes are old French or Belg*an colonies

really makes me think

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t. little africa

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based magyarposting

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So? The future of English is Nigerian.

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Wow!!
what an improve!!

>Nigerians
>Being able to speak English

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dayum

it's the Italian, actually