/brit/

he looks irish

Give them whatever money you have them in your wallet and insist they take it

London is FINISHED Manchester is the future!

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eat sometinhg

Someone is about to off themselves on top of the uni of Essex apparently.

>PrimeJailbait.com

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i do but it all gets stored on my upper body and legs and never on my waist

*surreptitiously googles "prime-jailbait.com"*

Tell him to do a flip

manny on the mappp

looks like it oculd be james mcavoy or some random paki

alri

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isn't jail bait girls over 18 that just look quite young

cheers lads, prime material this

jailbait would imply girls just below the legal age

yes thank you data

Think that's the opposite lad

does anyone speak scotch and can do a translate?

twitter.com/meganmcguinessx/status/1115121944284676098?s=19

My teeth feel super smooth, and really clean!

Who is this? Thomas Mcdonnell?

no clue what riddy means must be posh cunt patter

your typical /brit/ shagger

no its under 18 but not lewd enough to be cp
its not jailbait if they’re legal

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It says Scotland must be destroyed. Wholeheartedly agree myself.

Honestly wish I could domesticate or tame any animal. Just want to pet a bear or a rhino or a big cat.

I shag

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UNIT

He posts here?

oh shit then im def not gonna post that pic lol better find it quick and delete it

I don't look like that and I'm the ur-shagger.

LMFAO

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I wank

If I get a job in the civil service will it provide me with the meaning and purpose I so desperately crave in life?

you never had it did you
liars go to hell

what hospital

what can you exchange babies for, a Playstation?

Imagine how many marriages have been ruined by paternity tests because of this.

no but it might imbue you with an unwarranted sense of power over other people

noted drop in fast track posts in recent years. come to think of it less uni as well. seems like brit is getting older and we're all toilsmen. we have no replacement population. should do a recruitment drive . where do bairns hang out online? newgrounds?

If you're talking about fast track don't bother, it is almost universally loathed unless you're a sociopath.

refuse to believe this

LMAOOOO WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS EYEEEEEEEEE

Fortnite

i've got like 100 folders and i don't rename pictures when i save them like autistic people do. anyways, she has to be over 18 for the nude one it was always posted.

>muscular frame
lmao

why is the north so peng lads?

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>where do bairns hang out online?
wrongun

Oi lad look at this and tel me what u think the visuals r sick too

youtu.be/L9TJMrKpe0k

fucking hell, that's pretty peng

soul

what happened to that german weirdo who would always come here and post about brexit

lol

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Sickos in here wanting to groom people into posting on /brit/

Ban them

looks boring

bazza
get the chat logs

state

they all act like that

without new people brit dies with us.

jesus fucking christ what is wrong with gays

good

Corrr what a rippling stallion

#ThinkingAboutYourDad

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haha imagine sticking your willy up henry's bottom

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This is the lad saving people's images and reupping them btw

What do we know about him?

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been watching jakenbake x pokimane on twitch for 7 hours so far now, awesome.

fucking hate drinking wine, can never get a good sleep on it and wake up feeling all vile and clammy and now i'm sweaty as fuck

weird things that only you do?

whenever im ina strangers bathroom i rub their toothbrush on my bellend

i know i want to cuddle him

no. No job will unless you are very driven and know what you want to do. i.e a very small percentage of people

You disgusting fucking bastard hope you get caught and gutted like a fish you fucking scruffy cunt

nigga so yellow he look like a reaction image

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kek that is not me

Hahah, they weren't even Man City fans either.

even grandma's?

stop speaking like a negro you cretin

1. he cute
2. he has jaundice

Fuck up Dave

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feel the same but with fried chicken

cannot begin to fathom what cretin is active in an online depression community

just go up and talk to her bro

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Nigga be like a golden lel

Why is it so despised? In any case I've got a m8 who already works in the civil service who reckons I can get a £40k job easily, I'm a bit dubious but there we go

Mewing and nofap would have this mess sorted in a week

Lad needs a new shaver, the state of those baby hairs

Just give out positive vibes bro

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thats what /brit/ is once it goes past 11pm and the normdrones are in bed