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failures in life edition

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good post

that's more like it

very nice.

why is michael cera so based

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what's it like for lefties to use the mouse with their right hand

feels 100% natural. never used a mouse with my left hand.

they can't meme very well
:^)

based and rightpilled

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my bed frame is going to snap at any moment and i don't know how to fix it

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Going to get a hawaiian pizza with extra cheese for lunch.

how bad is it

put some cinder blocks under it tubby

Kind of want to move to LA and live in Koreatown

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actually got positive feedback on a post that I expected to have "kys" replies

the opposite side of my bed raised up pretty high
where the fuck do i get cinder blocks

kiss yourself

What about moving to Korea?

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what is the difference between a regular college and a community one?

The new Jurassic Park is straight dookie

community colleges have no entrance requirements and they only offer 2 year degrees.

both are a waste of time

Average net income after graduation.

Nah, I would always be an outsider, here you can actually hang with Koreans because they integrate into society, its easier to move 2 states away than it is to learn Korean, get a degree and try to integrate into Korean society.
Plus something like 50% of Koreans/Asians here outer marry.

Community college costs a significantly less amount of money.
Its like paying 3k a year instead of 20k
What most people do is 2 years at a community college then they transfer to a 4 year because its cheaper.

How is it going guys?

I wanted to ask you if time clauses with when is written in present time even if main clause is in past, but then i realised that sentence that confused me
> i was surprised too when i read that.
has time clause in past actually because verb "to read" is the same for all tenses.

so they do 6 years of college?

anyone else has the suspicion that there are certain posters (not talking about the ones here) on Jow Forums who are actually retarded

porn disgusts me

never

tons of them

no. if the university acknowledges their CC credits they only have to do 4 years total. typically CC's have agreements with the local state university to accept their students credits.

Pretty good. I see your studies are going well.

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I just had an enormous interview and I think I won't get the interview because I was nervous as fucking shit

not sure why i haven't done my taxes yet considering i was almost dangerbroke when i got my W-2

time will tell, bud. wishing you luck.

shit i gotta go meet my accountant. brb

Gfs shirt pulled up while she was sleeping and exposed her bare chest
It was extremely lewd

Thanks. Interviews are my biggest weakness. I have no idea how people can go through them without shitting their nerves out

I was memeing but that was actually a very intelligent response friendo.

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I feel up my gf's butt and clitty while she sleeps.

1: where are the pics
2: an innocent "act" can't be lewd

Girls do the same thing
They squeeze your butt and touch your junk
Girlfriend somestimes flicks my nipples for some weird reason that she has yet to explain

I will never leave North America

Just saw an old white man and a young black man discuss what he wants to do when he graduates

theres a fat whale in my pottery class
dislike her tbqh

Yeah, thanks to /int it is really going well.
Soon i will be so good in this that start career of stand-up comic in Saturday Night Alive. I hope so.
I'm going to like young Jim Carrey.

do you ever want anime to be real?

no
then it would be shit

I'm not a christian

ma'am I am tonight

I feel like I'm a light sleeper and would notice that, but I'm not so sure.

Higgerbiggernigger

Hell yeah, bud lol
I look forward to seeing you in the pictures.

want my gf to be fugged by a black man

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I wanted Pokemon to be real as a kid because it seemed like the comfiest world.

buying some 2c-b

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my head hurts

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pokemon mentioned

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Should I buy airpods?

No

Depends on the anime.

Why not? Is the sound bad?

Let us know how it went.

would you live in American Samoa if you were offered $3000/mo and were not required to work?

Koreatown is pretty nice, lots of places to eat and chill with your bros. You'll definitely need a car because the Metro is trash, walking may also be a bit dangerous.

I'm coming home

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R8 my list I’m traveling with gf. Green is been to, yellow is have been but not together.
Where to next?

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you been to Monaco?
how was it?

I’ve been to Italy and France but not Monaco. She’s been to France. We’re thinking of just dropping by France and spending most of the time in Italy/Monaco.

for the money yes its bad compared to other options

does it have decent internet

Italy/France/Monaco has some nice romantic locations that you could go to together.
Sweden/Finland/Norway would be my second choice, very relaxing and lots of interesting culture. Spent my honeymoon in Norway myself and I'd definitely recommend it.

why

103958866
fuck off

just set up a prank for my co worker

dudes chill

When are they releasing it?

I have to come kiss Canadians, slap Mexican asses and to make Americans pay for the wall

Would never think of Norway as a romantic place. I wanted to go because I wanted to visit those oil snow Jews. Recommendations on where to stay?

Goddamn, it feels like I'm listening to this album for the first time again. So aggressive.

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gfs dont seem worth it to me
i know its cope but i find it hard to care

Just saw an AMHF couple

good for you

I’m a virgin freak who’s never had a gf and a half Asian girl asked me out today
Guess I’m gonna have an irregular gf

When we went there we stayed in a hotel in the fjords, specifically Aurlandsfjord. The real highlight of my trip there was the nature though, and not everyone is into that.

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i'm like the only on Jow Forums who says "lole" instead of "lol"

No you're not lole

whoah, bud. nice. congrats!

/b/ tier expression

>tfw no mexican gf
>tfw no mexican gf
>tfw no mexican gf
>tfw no mexican gf
>tfw no mexican gf
>tfw no mexican gf

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I just hope she doesn’t cancel on me because more than half of the girls I was supposed to go out with so far did haha

Before 2019: Never went on a date or even asked a girl out
In 2019: Asked out 12 girls, was rejected by 4, 5 cancelled, 3 accepted
At least it’s better than literally all of the rest of my life haha

accidentally overpayed by a couple bucks
oops oh well

1 date ended with neither of us really into the other
1 date ended with me not wanting a second date and ghosting her after she didn’t get the hint (aka me not kissing her when she leaned in)
1 date ended with us being into each other but she was a crazy bitch