Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you

>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you

wat do?

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wake up I guess

have consensual coitus

Those are clearly muffins, what the fuck is this supposed to be

Brownies would be more soothing

I had a dream where I woke up before she kissed me.

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Set em on the table I'll get to them when this round is over

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>Picks one up
you silly bitch these are muffins

What ethnicity is this qt?

Mm thanks.
You don't look swedish, where are you from?

Amerimutt med

I just want a qt med gf is that too much to ask for

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Do western people really do this?

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IM ALLERGIC *run away*

Looks Latina (or Italian/Greek?)

>Thank you, are they gluten-free?

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Do not accept them. They're nt a gift, they want to burden you with the obligation of giving back something in return or owing a favor to them. Their kindness is a lie.

"how about I impregnate you?"

Make polite, friendly conversation and eat some

>thank her for the cookies
>wait till she has a boyfriend
>cuck the boyfriend
you cant score if theres not a goalie

thank you very much, darling, but i'm on a diet

They look like muffins.
If someone offered me one I would take it out of politeness, take a bite, chew for a long time and never finish it.
I hate muffins.

Um....those are muffins

Talk to her like a normal person then run home and beat off furiously