>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you
wat do?
>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you
wat do?
wake up I guess
have consensual coitus
Those are clearly muffins, what the fuck is this supposed to be
Brownies would be more soothing
I had a dream where I woke up before she kissed me.
Set em on the table I'll get to them when this round is over
>Picks one up
you silly bitch these are muffins
What ethnicity is this qt?
Mm thanks.
You don't look swedish, where are you from?
Amerimutt med
I just want a qt med gf is that too much to ask for
Do western people really do this?
IM ALLERGIC *run away*
Looks Latina (or Italian/Greek?)
>Thank you, are they gluten-free?
Do not accept them. They're nt a gift, they want to burden you with the obligation of giving back something in return or owing a favor to them. Their kindness is a lie.
"how about I impregnate you?"
Make polite, friendly conversation and eat some
>thank her for the cookies
>wait till she has a boyfriend
>cuck the boyfriend
you cant score if theres not a goalie
thank you very much, darling, but i'm on a diet
They look like muffins.
If someone offered me one I would take it out of politeness, take a bite, chew for a long time and never finish it.
I hate muffins.
Um....those are muffins
Talk to her like a normal person then run home and beat off furiously