Why is France so perfect?

Why is France so perfect?

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Why are you posting smaller France?

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why is it missing the southern netherlands?

I'd KILL for this

Is this what peak french performance looks like?

>not posting the real map

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Yeah. And it would be France today if Napoleon didn't get too excited.

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This

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youtube.com/watch?v=r9_NOdt33q0&feature=youtu.be

The only white guy here is ethnic German on the right

Yes. And it lasted less than what it takes you to munch and swallow a guacamole burrito, amerifren.

>peak french performance

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what, la Manche?
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_de_la_Mancha

He means Guernsey and Jersey.

Yeah, that’s part of the UK, France’s borders are the pic in the OP, I thought that was common knowledge you know. I’m at a loss for what is being insinuated here.

Rude, I was just asking.

Because it holds Alsace-Lorraine, eternally annoying the kaiserboos and the wehraboos

They were Norman and would be expected to be part of France.

I don’t understand...France’s borders are and always have been like the pic in the OP?? This is quite confusing.

Don't think too hard, I think it was just a light joke.

but really though
>tfw this was more or less what Napoleon could have gotten after losing in Russia(Frankfurt proposals)
>tfw he rejected it because he gambled on winning a few more victories to get some bridgeheads across the Rhine and because he didn’t want to potentially go back on his coronation promise to preserve the borders of the Republic by some changes during negotiations etc.
>tfw the British representative misinterpreted the position of Britain and would have accepted the proposal, making it very difficult for Britain to walk back on it and rev up Europe for war again as it was tired of fighting
ugh...what could have been...

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>France's expeditions to Ireland were continuous disasters
>tfw could have been freed a century earlier

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Why are Guernsey and Jersey part of the UK? They have a lot of cultural links with France

thats like asking why gibraltar and bits of cyprus are part of the UK.. cheeky banta innit

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t. atar

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