A Message from Meds to Northern Europeans

You hate us. We hate you. There is no compromise between your species and our people.

How can two mortal enemies live under the same roof? We can't. We must separate. A MED Union for us, a Nordic Union for you.

My only demand is that each year you will send us 900 billion dollars as reparations for what you did to the South and the euro . This is our reparations. If you do this, we will respect your right to existence. But only if you pay us the tax.

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I will give you a tip but you must dress up like a girl

Cringe thread

>You hate us. We hate you.
Only Italians are butthurt by the retarded south vs north meme. I think southern Italy is comfy and Iberians are some of my favourite posters. Also, since when the fuck did you turkshits put yourself on the same level as southern Europeans? Nobody thinks about Turkey when we say med.

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Southern Europe is comfy* not just Italy specifically

North Euro pigskin genocide when?

Agreed, us meds need to stick together

>you hate us
What?

why would me and my brothers care what you and your monkey brethren think about us? Pathetic.

I didn't hate you before
But i sure as hell hate you now for even proposing a "nordic union" which ain't even nordic
Fuck the EU

Based thread fellow med bro

>Northern Europe
>that map

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that map is objectively correct, it even highlights the nordic and baltic countries for mongs like you who don't know what northern europe actually is

what do you mean by nordic union isnt nordic?

No part of Russia is Northern Europe, and especially not that weird butthole + Petersburg
I'm fine with Britain and Ireland

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as a gesture of peace, we will gift you England and Germany

We're already med, filthy snownigger.

Excuse me but don't associate Ireland with n*rdoids

this, nobody wants to deal with potatoniggers

My fellow Americans

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Yep, I'm thinking OP is based.

Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Isle of Man Bretagne and the Basque form their own union

Cornwall is honorary Med

don't fall for the jock lie, scotland is more germanic than celtic

you are a nordicuck vlad, just accept it already

Norway is celtic, don't try to to associate with us fucking pigdog n*Rdoid

tell that to his face

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turkey isnt med its arab fuck off

UK is still in the EU, traitor

>Blue Woad face paint
>13th century Scotland
Still makes me cringe.

who cares? it was a great movie

>eu
what sort of faggot cares about this at all?

It's unwatchable if you have even a vague interest in medieval Scottish history.

william wallace was half norman

same with robert the bruce

that movie is so cringe

also longshanks was norman

>A large share of its coastline lies on the Med side
God no wonder we're retarded, we got all that Irish blood in us.