You may only enter if your cunt has a strong military or a victorious history.
Powerful Countries Club
Ayden Thompson
Wyatt Cooper
nigger
William Fisher
Feels great to be free
Matthew Nguyen
*walks in
Lincoln Walker
Come right in Sir. The VIP tables are on the second floor and the champagne is on the house. Please enjoy your stay.
Chase Bell
could brazil even defeat paraguay?
Kayden Rogers
Paraguayan War!
Alexander Phillips
Please right this way Sir. Just know that we will not tolerate another scuffle with Paraguay like last time.
Christopher Russell
literally who
Juan Mitchell
literally the imperial chad who killed 60% of paraguayan men.
Ethan Miller
Care to step aside, sir? I'm waited inside.
Easton Cooper
no, fuck off fish
Jayden Williams
Oh I'm sorry, you thought I was talking to you, punchy? No... I was talking to your boss.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Fuck you guys, its not like I wanted to enter or something
Carson Nelson
Come with us argie, you also helped to kill the paraguayans, even though you had no earl d'Eu.
Brandon Martinez
ok, will let you enter just for the arrogance
Gabriel Torres
Salutations
James Stewart
And punchy? The Argentinian is with me, let him through...
*walks in and orders a double shot of Salmari*
I got you buddy.
Lincoln Martinez
Sorry sir no entry.
Connor Turner
But I will anyway.
Aaron Foster
That's what Byzantines said, look what happened to them
Ryan Allen
Apologies sir, he's new and doesn't recognize you. Would you like to be directed to our 'Former Empire' section, or the 'Genocide Denier' Suite?
Easton Brooks
sup bro
Levi Cooper
Sorry sir, I am having trouble finding your name.
Lincoln Morales
Jace Moore
iss rite on top, whyte boi
Logan Evans
Please move along sir, you're in the way of a real patron
Come right in.
Ayden Thompson
I'm in the vip right? RIGHT?
Grayson Diaz
Hmmm. I see you were once listed as a VIP, but you haven't paid your membership fee in quite some time. Care to explain that sir?
Easton Cox
Oh don't worry bout that. I'll pay it next time, I promise
Chase Cook
I'm afraid we can't take that chance. I may be persuaded to let you in if you could retake a couple cities that once belonged to you.
Austin Scott
Well hello there
Jackson Rodriguez
Hey wtf is going on here where's the Jordanian
Christian Phillips
I'll see what I can do but those old places are now filled with roaches so it isn't in my best interest to retake them sadly
Michael Hernandez
A pleasure to see you again, sir. Let me direct you to our most exclusive membership area.
Never heard of him.
Jaxon Wood
"Wh-What do you mean I'm not allowed in!? I have both my participation medals right here! But we-we went up Vimy Ridge as Albertans and Nova Scotians, and we came down as Canadians!
Colton Ramirez
Kek
Aaron Jackson
Never heard of it.
Dylan Perry
>Look trough window and see finland
>Laugh to myself and tell my 9yo army to give the place 1 star reviews on yelp
Cooper Wood
Step aside, here comes the world destroyer.
Juan Brooks
I assure you, only one Finn was allowed inside.
Connor Hernandez
That's one too many, brah.
Owen Allen
We were told Mr. Häyhä's credentials checked out.
Charles Hernandez
Hey bros
Jose Cooper
Don't recognize you. Name?
Juan Green
Bro. If you want your club to have any credibility, you better not let in people from a country that has never won a war, aight?
Ill take my business elsewhere. I heard the UAE is hosting an EDM party with Instagram bitches and cocaine for musically gifted countries. Peace.
Ayden Carter
Ask my dad
Lucas Johnson
keking hard bre
Jose Long
Sorry sir, nepotism won't get you in.
Evan Bell
Hello my good man, VIP tables still on the second floor?
Christopher Cruz
Ahem
Xavier Hall
Amerifat with the Bantz
Angel Morales
hahahaah
Aiden Smith
DADDY DADDY LET ME IN
James Clark
>*drives in*
Nathan Harris
Nicholas Parker
Merhaba, we wuz Göktürks n shiet
Xavier Price
Why did they put you in charge of the security then? You have awful lot casualities in every single war you've been to and are proven to be very shitty at combat after all, Yank :^) Not to mention Vietnam, Afghanistan, Korean...Oof
Brandon Parker
shalom
Kevin Bennett
can i come in? I'm not like the people of my country...
Nolan Diaz
Latvia's military history isn't that good, get out of this thread