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Central Asian qts edition

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Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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How are Tajik qts? Are they Soviet pilled?

first for :
>tfw no 1st world gf

Did someone say central Asians? I NEED a Kazakh gf.

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Kyrgyz are cute too

Tajikistan is a fucked up country so who knows what they're like. It's illegal to have a beard in Tajikistan because they're so afraid of the Taliban coming over from Afghanistan and fucking everything up. And they did when Tajikistan had a civil war a few years after the Soviet Union collapsed.

Aya is peak perfection of any girl ever

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Really? Shit. But Tajiks speak Russian tho. The Taliban don’t

I always thought she looked a little too r*ssian, I prefer Kazakh women who have more of an Asian look desu

You watch your mouth leaf

Tajiks speak a dialect of Persian. The government is really trying to limit the Russian language there. It's illegal to give kids Russian names in Tajikistan so you'll never see a Tajik qt named Nataliya or Olga anything like that. There's even been a move to try to get the country to switch from Cyrillic to the Arabic script. I think a lot of them still speak Russian as a second language, but the government really prefers that they speak Persian all the time.

Either way the country still keeps pretty close ties with Russia. There's a major Russian military force based in Tajikistan just in case any Islamists try to come over from Afghanistan.

Tiny head when compared to her body ratio 2bh

Goddamn I would kill to have those milkers nourishing me

I'm pretty sure this girl who was on 90 Day Fiance is Kazakh. There's also another clip where it heavily implies that he met her on interpals lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=Sh7j8VSHSvw

I watched the story about Anfisa. Idk what to think of it.

All the central Asian countries are trying to distance themselves from Russia some especially with language. They're all getting rid of cyrillic and they encourage their own languages more

>tfw no Kazakh bf

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Yeah, Kazakhstan recently switched from Cyrillic to Latin script for their language.

There whole story is weird plus she looks terrible and so young compared to him

And that's a good thing, fuck cyrillic

I'm still convinced none of these girls except for flips have any interest in leafs.

I didn't watch this one. I watched Anfisa and that one about an American woman going to Kenya.

the stories were quite sad. there's even a flip story and it's just sad.

There's been two flips on 90 Day Fiance that were pretty shitty. One was 19 and married a 58 year old guy who's YOUNGEST daughter is older than her and basically tried to control who whole life. The other sad flip was apparently a homeless single mom and had to go for some cringey middle aged black guy having a midlife crisis to get out.

I don't want to watch it. the description alone is already sad.
My fren keeps telling me to watch it though.
What could she mean by it? :')

btw, you seem to be a fan of the show. has there been any nice story?

It is a bit sad but this show is pretty great desu

>What could she mean by it? :')
Hmmmm how about you come on over and I'll give you that K1 visa baby ;)

It's a girl. I know her from school we really are friends :')

seems like it. that's why I don't want to watch it.

I say watch it still since it's worth it

will do it for the quads.
but I will just become more sad.

Possible but you'll laugh more at the stupidity of some people

The only one I ca think of that wasn't totally shit was some American guy who married a thai (lol) and she was homesick so he moved back to Thailand with her. He wasn't a boomer either him and the thai were both mid 20s.

Also the next season of 90 Day Fiance is looking to be a disaster. They're going to have the first gay couple and an American woman who converted to Islam for a Syrian refugee.

Holy shot seriously? I can just hear my dad screaming ranting when he sees my mom watching this lmao

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>an American woman who converted to Islam for a Syrian refugee.
Imagine doing this but unironically

>click on kazakh girl's profile
>she's actually a r*ssian
JUST

I did it ironically

Converting to another religion for another person is one of the beta things you can do no matter what the circumstances are

But your entire family converted to the church of my Benis

at least the issue isn't about money.

Is the average flip a gold digger?

How dare you?

I want to say no, but I wouldn't be sure. :(

Daily reminder there's nothing interesting or special about seeing nudes of a random person/person you know nothing about.
The best thing is to get nudes months after initial conversations so the impact is much bigger

faggot

Mouth breather

Cuck

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Cuck

Cuckal doodle doo

>Turkish guy sending a flirt in my inbox and constantly viewing me
Is this because literally every girl blocked Turkey or what

Yeah man, Turks get lonely

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I'm based

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No you’re not

you're a fucking faggot, not based. Eat a dick you britcuck.

>let me tell you about your language

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Yes I am

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how do you guys feel about Kazakhs? Is there any animosity?

No, why?
Well, northern kazakhs are more white, more westernised and more open-minded people. Southern kazakhs are basically black muslim rednecks which even the northern ones despise.

There are lots of kazakhs in Russia, I can definitely say they're the best nation in Central Asia.

>No, why?
I am just curious. Some Poles still don't like Russians so I thought maybe Russians might not like some neighbors too.
Doesn't seem to be the case though. :)

Poles don't like Russians since 15-16th century so it's okay

>Southern kazakhs are basically black muslim rednecks
Met a lot of Kazakhs but never met one really ideological about Islam

Then they were northern, as I said

No some were from Almaty

Almaty is the former capital of Kazakhstan, country's most populated city. There are few southern rednecks or even none at all.

I meant mostly village people.

None of you are real men, I just took a piss on this fwb of mine, and she liked it. Reminder if you are allowed to piss on a girl only then you have succeeded masculinity. Downside is that if she pisses on you back you're back to a discord tranny.

How do I get a Kazakh girl to message back? What do they like?

>Tfw she starts to give short answers that cut off any further conversation when before she would always talk in a way that the conversation could continue

Sigh, why does this always happen lads.

>give short answers that cut off any further conversation when before she would always talk in a way that the conversation could continue
;_; happened to me too
sad

fucking sucks desu. I swear, whenever I make a good connection with a girl from this site something or the other happens and it ends up failing.

we're all going to make it, fren

Your sexual market value is not high enough

>How can I find you in social networks? I won't friend you, just want to take a look.
What did she mean by this?

wants to check you out some more.
or see if there's competition.

That's her first message.

then that means you're dealing with a crazy person.
abort mission.
but if you're into that.. :D

I told her the truth that I cannot be found there, and she ignored me. Oh well, dodged a bullet.

Why tf euro girls are so much of themselves m8 they only talk about them " i want to know other cultures" . My ass , as soon as i talk something about myself they stop messaging

they only want Chad for that, Juan. Using this site makes me want to give up on women.

Please how do I get a Kazakh gf? I can probably even visit Kazakhstan because they don't require a visa for Canadians.

meh, i use it only for conversations with foreign women, got plenty of dates where i live, but the site gets boring when all they respond is yes/no

A few of them are interesting but those are rare, even the interesting ones will start giving you lame replies or eventually ghost you.

tfw no georgian gf to produce wine with

I'll even settle for a Mongol gf or some of the related ethnic groups in Siberia because they look similar to the more Asian looking Kazakhs.

Tfw no Randy's mum to produce milk with

That’s very interesting. Maybe they are based tho

I don’t think I can eat Papa Johns pizza anymore

NEED to inseminate the schizo qt's fertile womb and take away her fear of pregnancy

quite like papa johns actually, better than dominos and pizza hut

Papa Johns makes me shit foul poop

maybe you have bowel disease my dude

I don’t think so, I had my butt scoped a few years ago

There's time to get one in those few years.
t. have crohn's disease and get myself scoped every two years

I think it was just Papa Johns desu

Yeah that's what happens when you eat food made by nogs, spics and high school kids

Aren't you the idiot that hates poland?
Kazakh qts will do the same thing your last one did. They aren't apologetic. It seems like you have 0 game period.

>Tfw that pic with all the Jow Forums people with me on it from 4 years ago is still in the mega
Holy wew

Well since you're apparently such a chad what do I do to stop them from leaving? I don't like escalating sexually unless the girl initiates it desu because it makes me feel no better than a paki asking for bobs and vagene.

Is there someone who doesn't hate Poland ?

that would be me