In Western casinos, slot machines generate 66-75% of net revenue

>in Western casinos, slot machines generate 66-75% of net revenue
>in Asian casinos, slot machines generate only 45% of net revenue
Why are wh*Toids averse to games of strategy? Is it because of their puny brains?

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Then why is Celadon Game Corner nothing but slots?

I want a qt Macaunese casino worker gf who comes back to our apartment after a long day of servicing gamblers and gives me a kiss and I can taste the dick on her breath but I don't say anything

obese working class mall-sharters play slots
this is not an exaggeration, these are the same people that fall for the lottery

>Visit casinos all over the world.
>Nothing but boomers throwing away their pensions on slot machines.

There's nothing cool, sexy, or glamorous about casinos. James Bond films lied to me.

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My uncle unironically gets thrown out of casinos for winning to much in blackjack

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>Asian
>Don't like "slot machine"
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asians are the biggest fish in poker, always makes me happy having 2 or 3 chinese dudes at the table

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Checks out

Mahjong is the thinking man’s gambling game

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interestingly, every american casino i've seen had large group of east asian women playing cards and most everyone else playing slots despite slots being total crap (but i guess low stakes)

there aren't casinos in big asian countries
none in korea
macau only place in china
japan only pachinko and slots

>no casinos in china
ok sure

>none in Korea
retarded English teacher

Then why is Russia nothing but sluts??

have you ever left your state or your room?
literally the same kind of people play slot machines or gamble in general everywhere around the world.

i can relate to that.
i once got thrown out of mcdonalds for bringing my own cup.

It's an outdated stereotype from the 60s.

Slot machine payout is regulated here (percentage returned) the Asian casinos may just be allowed to pay out less.

>most everyone else playing slots despite slots being total crap (but i guess low stakes)
I actually win at them. There are algorithms you can game. They have to payback a high percentage of money taken in from slots.

boomers and families with a bunch of loud kids
moms pushing strollers
where are all the high class extravagant ladies wearing diamond necklaces and gentlemen in tuxedos displaying their male superiority by wearing tall stove-pipe top hats?

I heard that the best algorithm is to double your bet after every loss. You may lose a few in a row but you will eventually win big since your chances of winning keep increasing.

t. math statistics major

does he get to keep the money?

I expected I'd see sultry cocktail waitresses with pageboys walking around dispensing drinks as Frank Sinatra plays poker with some Texas oil baron with a ten gallon hat and there's a dense cloud of smoke in the air.

And then I woke up and realized this isn't 1965.

Nah after the 70s the casinos became corporatized Disneyland-style family venues.

It's a pachinko parlor.