/brit/

wrong 'un

who is this supposed to be btw

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Off to a great start lads

I HATE anglo-canadians
quebecois >>> paki pole lickers

i could go buy cigs right now
20 marlboro red
imagine
could be having one in less than 30 mins from now

dont say you’ve never done it cus you’d be fibbing

thinking about pulling my teeth out with pliers

basedpilled

ahhh FUCK...
*clang*
SHIT

only funny pics
for me memes are about humour
Jow Forums is about humour
can't help getting sucked into the politics shite but that's not why i come here

steady on mate
get a dentist is my advice

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Everyone on Jow Forums pretends to have this opinion as they think it makes them high brow and cultured or some shit.
Real Quebecois are trashy rural rednecks. The cities are boring and full of immigrants, militant SJWs.

Delete this m8 Emma would hate such a pic.

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*CRASH*
AHH FUCK IT...
*twang*
ah FUCK it’s cunted now, I’ve fucked it lads

everything alright down there!?

i come to /brit/ to read about canadian culture

Broke your grandfathers banjo?

*CLANK*
FUCK! give us a hand, will ya? has anyone seen my wrench?
*CRASH*
who’s nicked my FUCKING WRENCH?

I'm a very important man around these parts. Any questions? Fuck off sunshine.

i play the guitalele

Well if you think about it, should be the best place on this site do so, from a practical perspective

scalameriya

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Alri Dickey Betts.

SHIT!
*CRASH*
could someone do us a favour and ring Macron, tell him I’ve cunted it and I’ll need a bit longer to sort out this whole debacle, cheers

I know your feel, OP. From experience the only cure is time. Depending on the type of love distance and other people can help the healing process but unfortunately not even that can help in certain situations that scar can reopen... Funnily enough I've found that this stuff happens to both men and women but it's a little more severe in guys... Women are more pragmatic when it comes to these things. Good luck

>love bites, love bleeds
>love lives, love dies

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Going to aldi lads what do you want me to bring back?

expecting a call from the hr lady any minute now

Macron? Would make more sense to ask Juncker.

do they do percy pigs at aldi?
if not ill ave a packet of haribos supermix cheers love

haribo sourmix and a fruitshoot

*plop*
HNNNNNNNNNG
*brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaapppp*
pooooooO-OOOOOOHHHHHH AAA
*blfffrflflplplfpflfplfpl plop plop plopplop*
*SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*

despise the stupid cunting frogposter

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ah yeah that’s the erm
*CRUNCH*
FUCK! yeah, him, that’s the one, tell him I’m trying to sort it out but it’ll need a couple more days yet
*BANG*
ahh FUCK ITTT

you alright in there m8?

*TINK TINK TINK*
I think got it, now just for the....ARRRGGHH
*ERK ERK ERK*
And there it is, simple as. Pure DIY as well. Who need Einstein and Newton when you have YouTube?

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could you waft that up to my nose please

you see this shit

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*WALLOP*
Oh fuck
*BAM*
My fucking bollocks AHHHHH
*WAPPOWWW*
Emma whack my knackers one more time
*WHAM*

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procrastinating again lads
my life is a mess

ahh that’s a brilliant job lad, thanks for sorting that out, yer a lifesaver so you are
what a star x

:(

would ya give a lift teh killester

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rorke on the rocks

rtx 2070 arrives tomorrow lads

What about it?

is he ok?

Haha, just watched this episode.
Silly fat bastards.

gamer

I feel... Sonic's presence in the wind

why he do that?

fucking great food for 3rd class

just had a very surreal positive out of body experience
feel like I have evolved for a new stage in my life

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yeah
tomorrow I can rise up

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fucks sake, lad

'tis i
frogdave

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have you noticed how people in third world countries always have wooden desks? mental isn't it

thought you swiss love your food

>the (singular)

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my desk is a pillow

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krautchan detected

Do they? I don't know.

granite here you jelly be honest

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what up youtube youtubeeee

looks like shit

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>Turkish criminal is allowed to stay in the UK after judge rules his GANG membership shows he is 'socially and culturally integrated' in Britain

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hungry
finna eat

n*****

60% humidity

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post a pic of your desk i dare you

Yeah, I'm a shagger. What's it to you?

im warning you rorke

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Maybe if the cunt next door actually closed her fucking door I wouldn't have to listen to her sneeze. But nope, gotta have the door open because of muh retarded Asian superstitions!

just got back from the gym lads
feeling poo and wanky

nigger?

here we are then

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pic of my great granddad on his bday the other day bless him

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If you would not put your peener in that you are a homosexual.