Wakey Wakey Wagey. You don't want to be late...

Wakey Wakey Wagey. You don't want to be late. Or do you want to make the boss angry and yell at you in front of the female employees again?

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NOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK

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Unironically fucking cringed so hard at this post. It wasn't even the type of cringe that you just slightly wince at. No, this is a whole new level of cringe to the point I needed to take a step back from my fucking keyboard and pace around for a few minutes contemplating on how abhorrent and downright embarrassing something like this is. Do you have any idea the level of retardation and pure contrarianism a person needs just to make such a bold fucking claim like that. Downright embarrassing, cringe, bluepilled, and horrifying at how bad this post is.

Now now Wagey. Less talking more driving. You don't want that nasty old traffic jam to fuck up your day.

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>you want to make the boss angry and yell at you in front of the female employees again
Think i work in a place that has female employees

This. Also getting yelled at in front of women will only make them want you more.

NOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO

My sides fucking damn you

literally nobody cares enough to yell at you for being a late to a wakecuck job.

I'm going to clue a lot of you in on a secret. You think a lot of people here are like you, living in your parent's house, never worked a day in your life. You think this board is full of NEETs whose only hope is crypto. You think everyone else relies on crypto to survive. It's just a meme. Most people here are employed, and a lot are successful at their careers. A lot of them have wives, girlfriends, and even kids. They are not kissless, hugless virgin incels. They are not gambling with more than they can afford to lose. This bear market doesn't hurt them like it does you. They will still go on with their normal lives.

There are a lot of people on this board who larp as NEETs. Its just a meme. I don't know how it became a meme, but I genuinely feel bad for the few real NEETs on here who think they are not alone.

I have to get back to work now. I hope you don't neck yourself, but I honestly felt bad for you guys. You really are alone in this world and on this board.

tl;dr: You'll never make it, financially or in life in general.

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>wagies

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t. wagey

>installed spy software at office
>login from home
>gets paid for 8 hours
>work 6 hours
>actual work is 30 minutes
>go home early
>log off at home with spy software

>doubles advocate
>not doubles avocado

So tired, just want to climb back into bed. Humans weren’t made to live like this.

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technically, yeah they were. In the old days you would have to hunt and forage. Going to work is your hunting and foraging.

>not putting in the time to get promoted to middle management and getting stock options

You are doing it wrong

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im left alone in my office to "work"

reality is i shot post on Jow Forums and read up on new crypto projects most of the time.

Remember that whale larp a couple months ago that said they would never let it go above $.29? Those were the days.