/brit/

:v

i dont care what any of you say i just want you to care about what i say

Hornblower on youtube in HD? Holy based!

youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9A7_N6mUk

swedish is cute like that
>bröd

gimmicks and slags find you repulsive

*schlurpp*
why's that user?

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chain gang would be better
you seen the state of the roads recently?

giz a smile ya moody cunt

just finished my kat slater tattoo lads

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You might be a nigger and other bad news

her smile is not for cishetero white males like you

Get tons of letters and balliffs because of the previous house owner

really a ball ache

GF hated me calling her breasts milkers.
But she's now calling them that.
What do lads.

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call her a nigger see if she picks that up too

Got a Snapchat for a girl selling acid, wish dealers still just texted.
Looks like I’m going to have to download Snapchat now

post pics

Fucking hate these rolls, lad. No offense. Did you ever see this? This is the menu for the 3rd class passengers the day before it sank.

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his name was brenton tarrant and he will NOT be forgotten

tee hee i do drugs btw

My gf has tiny milkers, don’t think it would be appropriate for me to call hers that

valuable info

I call the gf's belly my babymaker (and sometimes the whole of her too). She likes it.

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She's half-and-half mate.
Sucks for you lad. She has DDs.

meow

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My bad. I can imagine it would be very difficult to intergrate 100,000 Ethiopians to Israel

She has a huge arse and hips so it makes up for it although I do miss proper boobs

D Double E has been active for over 20 years, beginning his career in jungle and UK garage music.[3] RWD,[4][5][6] He was a member of the early grime collective N.A.S.T.Y Crew, until leaving after a dispute in 2004.[7] He then founded the group Newham Generals together with Monkstar and Footsie. The group remains active as a duo consisting of D Double E and Footsie.[8][9] He and the Newham Generals signed to Dizzee Rascal's Dirtee Stank label.[10]

As a solo artist D Double E's releases include "Street Fighter Riddim", "Bluku, Bluku", "Bad 2 Tha Bone", "Lovely Jubbly", and "Wolly".[8] In 2017 he released "How I Like It" on his Bluku Music label in preparation for his debut studio album.[1] "Better Than The Rest" featuring Wiley was released as a single in early 2018. The album was announced to be called Jackuum! which was originally set to drop in April but was then pushed back to early August and eventually ended up being released at the end of the month.[11] D Double also started his own label in 2018.

He is known for his legendary ad-libs such as “bud-a-bup-bup” and “it’s mwee, mwee” and is highly regarded in the Grime scene. Fellow MC Skepta once named him as the "greatest of all time", and Dizzee Rascal said he was one of the artists who inspired him to start MCing.[8]

so?

What is with these YouTube reaction vids?
Can someone explain the psychology of watching these

youtu.be/MfiptAw6P8c

Zoey (/Brit/) and Zoey (Rap) are two separate entities, please do not confuse

No one gives a shit about D double E mate

>he's one of the most highly respected people in grime

no he's not lol, he's just seen as a stepping stone and give authenticity to other up and coming artists.

>has mainstream recognition

once again, no he doesn't lol, the raves i've seen him in, he literally empties out a room, having a few million views on SBTV doesn't make him mainstream

>most raves he performs at he's probably the most famous guy in the room

not hard considering raves reject the mainstream, anyways point above is still relevant

>that being said when i seen him live he only performed his tunes and didn't actually spit bars which was quite disappointing

yeah this is the problem with him, he's tripping on his own self importance and thinks he's above drum and bass even though he insists on being in the scene. I can understand why he doesn't want to MC DnB because lets be honest, Gaz from down the pub can do that. D double E is above that (he's still not mainstream), but the problem is though it's just incredibly awkward when he thinks people pinging their nut off want to listen to grime.

She wouldn't appreciate me saying that word.
Is her ass fat, phat or muscly too? GF has proper nice proportions but she's putting on more weight.

recently taken to putting the 'chan up on the t.v. while i sit in bed, mouse and keyboard on a platter atop of me
thinking about becoming one of those 250kg lads that just sits in bed all day

People would rather watch people play games or watch videos instead of doing it themselves

Zoomer mental illness

>getting your grime knowledge from wiki

State of this NEEK

You tell us, seems to mostly be yanks making them

yep that was worth posting again

enjoying a 'fee while listing to the 'apo for the week

My Iraqi mate used to do this

It isn’t a zoomer phenom

Just retards

she didn’t appreciate you saying millers either did she

i’m afraid i hadn’t, you got the other classes for comparison purpose?

Look at all those carbs on the menu
Proof the NWO high carb diet is the slave diet

muscly thicc, she goes to the gym a lot, she really struggles to find jeans that fit her properly

the 'cée's put 'slaw in my 'wiches

good post

he's irrelevant

Are you white?

Funny saying nigger around white ex gfs

Would always try get them to say it

So let me hear those ideas:
"Nepresso - Indeed". I like it, but it lacks that je ne sais quoi. Other ideas?
"Nespresso - Obviously". We're almost there, anything else?
"Nespresso - Why not?". Nah, what else?
Wait a minute...

Yeah but milkers is different to racial slurs to your bi-racial girlfriend mate
Congrats mate

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finally got handsome so now i have the confidence to make a fb and have public profile pictures

>She's half-and-half mate.
grim grim GRIM

1st class, 2nd class will come after this

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Bleedin' zoomers just watching people play games, cor, when I was a lad we had no such thing!
Anyway what time's the footy on mate?

you've made better posts

>breakfast, dinner, tea AND supper
>no lunch

What the fuck am I reading

Yeah mate I'm white the gf is mixed.

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Mixed girls have a high rate of stinky pussies, I know this from experience

2nd class

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i’m sure she would love raceplay
did you know israel had to ban holocaust porn?

>This post is off-topic. and Spamming/flooding will come after this
or you could just fuck off

*lingers*

>try to participate in another general
>get annoyed at how slow it is
yeah /brit/ has spoiled me rotten

SEE! Look at all that fucking MEAT!
Before big Agribusiness got into telling us what to eat

She white culturally?

If not nigga shouldn’t offend her

Just skip the -er

2nd class menu on a different day.

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I can’t even go back to /sp/ anymore it’s so slow

Brit is the last bastion

3rd class menu (but in better quality).

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>did you know israel had to ban holocaust porn?
I wasn't aware of that mate.
She's culturally white, doesn't act like she's in the ghetto.
She doesn't care about me singing it in song lyrics but I don't like saying it.

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fuck off you cunt

>i'm allowed to use the n word because i've grown dreadlocks

lmao

phwoar look at the size of this breakfast
people knew how to live back then

>fresh bread and butter
PENG

you mean nigger? you're referring to the word nigger, right? nigger

crying again

>caviar & egg
>certified caviar
>best before: see separate marking
>weight
always knew skandis were just speaking funny english

Fair enough, sound lad you are x

I don’t have dreads lmaoo

My surname is literally from the Scottish slave owners who raped my distant relative

I say nigger

Rns

How about this one:
*masked executioner preparing to do his dark duty*
*families crying through glass*
*4 year old suzie is never going to see her daddy again*
*finger almost pressing a button*
*cold sweat down a tense temple*
Waaaaiiiiiiiit
He had stated that "retweets unequals endorsements", says a young man who came running holding a printed twitter bio.
The executioner, the almost-executee, young suzie, friends, family. Everyone laughs and hugs.

How do I start selling sniff to bankers?

I dated a mixed girl for 2 years who hated her black side, used to wear extra strong suncream all the time to avoid getting any darker poor girl.
Probably didn’t help that she was the only black girl in our whole school

>my ancestors were dicks to my other ancestors
that's a nice way to debunk sins of the father bullshit

im nordic

Wait Alan is Algerian?

*leans to the left*

this post could be exhibit A for an insanity plea, and not in a good way
what the actual fuck was that

>buy high quality sniff online
>dress smart and start hanging around expensive pubs
>profit

I just find it funny because it’s a complete misspelling, they clearly had no clue

>writing