Hello, Jow Forums.
Welcome to my shop.
What may I get you?
Hello, Jow Forums
ye a pack of Marlboro red and some beef jerkey please
Is that Indian or Pakistani?
hi, how much for tonight?
i spot an creme egg, give us three uv those
fanks rasheed
Do you sell pork?
>under 25
do a 360 and walk away
One Brexit please.
*makes eye contact, does not reply and walks briskly to the dairy aisle*
Hey dude. One curry chutney with extra poop on it please.
Coming right up, sir.
Looks like an East Indian or bengali
>an creme egg
top yourself you utter mong
ap kaise hain?
Yes, can I have some tobacco? I forgot my ID at home though, I hope this won't be a problem. And I'd also like to ask for credit if that's okay
DENIED
tobacco, the Noid No Sale, brand
Oh, so you still have it in stock?
Why displaying those disgusting mentol things, and hide the lollipops?
give me a knoife
Show license.
Dr pepper please
10 gram amber leaf, porn pass and some coleslaw boss
can i get uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FREEZE MOTHER BITCHES
one copy of rush hour please
1 juul pod pls :)
I only have my porn licence on me I fear...
A case of beer, a bottle of vodka and some chips and two cigarettes
One noose please
That means youd walk straight back in retard
Kya haal chal bheji
Salam mon frère, mets moi deux Phillip Momo, des RAW et des toncars.
Merci, allez bon courage. A la prochaine sarbi
>cadbury creme eggs
would literally kill for one of these right now
I bet you would
Do you have any black pudding?