/brit/

blog on

talk to the hand rorke!

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gaining traction, keep it up

doesn't sound good my lad

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I have a very loud voice though, can’t help it

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piss bum NIGGA

No mines the opposite, she replies nearly instantly and expects me to call her everyday. Pretty annoying tbf have other shit o be doing than glued to my phone all day.

Thanks Ricardo x

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the gf

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ahh yes I have no friends so i come to brit to talk about my imaginary gf because then people will like me

Been dating a girl for 5 weeks and we still haven’t shagged
Doing my head in a bit lads, think she’s either hiding something or a virgin

SERIOUSLY debating getting an odorless bathbomb or installing a soda filter and plopping it in the toilet so that when I go for an poo when I flush the murky water remains and fizzes up in the toilbowl and the bubbles trap the odor of the poo so when they pop the odor is lifted upwards into my nostrils so that I may have a good puff of my own pooscent

>Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street

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playin chess with the lads

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this but nearly 3 months (unironically)

where's 190

Jow Forums is normie now lad, especially the more accessible boards like Jow Forums

there were a bunch of 15-year olds at the gym today it really annoyed me they made a lot of noise

Gone for good hopefully

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4channel has always been normie central
reddit has always been subnormie central
Jow Forums is freak central

ha

posting about himself without his trip the utter fucking gimp

Hope your joking lad, I’m walking away if we don’t shag soon

gimmick idea: begin each thread with several generic posts then refer people back to them later in the thread with a self-(you)

Why Brits leave the EU, much laughs will be had upon the Germans and French

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the runts...

Why the fuck haven't you initiated sexual contact yet then you sperg

Thank esti

got rejected for my job interview
I know “blog on” and all that but it’s really got me in a shit mood today

is this racist?

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haven't washed my willy in days
the smell lads

ah yes tim puts both his address and a google map link to his address in all of his tweets now

always imagined 'normies' have better things to be doing than posting here at 14:10 on a weekday.

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yes
chinks aren't fluffy

its so that the americans know where to land their planes

no it's chocolate

not enough
brown should be “smelly”

I have, she said she wasn’t ready yet despite it being 5 weeks now. Never had this problem before, in fact most of my ex’s I had shagged a few times first before making it official.

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don't tell me people said it was...

190 will be here later I hope. Adds a lot to this general.

Link to Tim’s twitter?

this but anyone speaking foreign on this island

I literally only post here at toil

against what, dark chocolate?
so black people actually class themselves as milk chocolate and dark chocolate? because if they don't then assuming they do is very racist indeed

this is a good litmus test

i miss him more and more every day

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He's done that for ages

As the other user said I only post here at toil. This is a great way of wasting time until 5:00

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Weight loss, better haircut and different glasses/clothes and he'd look less ridiculous.

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thanks captain obvious, gonna flog me some hotels next?

Looks nice and puffy

how do I achieve this look

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just be yourself

looks like a communist intellectual

Start lifting

probably exercise i expect

lose your soul

he's finished

anyone can get Jow Forums in theory

but in practice not everyone can spare the time/money to sleep well, eat vast quantities of healthy food, spend 1.5 hours going to the gym 3-5 times a week and pay for a gym membership and so on

if you want to get seriously, actually ripped you either need to be fairly rich/privileged or have no life

my thesis therefore is that going to the gym is classist and racist and should be banned

oatmeal is such a stupid thing to eat
takes forever to cook

for the love of diversity rorke give it a bloody rest

*walks towards you with a cosh in hand*

>communist intellectual

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/brit/ more like /dead/ lmao

literally 2 minutes in a microwave

slavoj zizek seems quite based and i like his critiques of things, but i am not clever enough to understand what he is actually FOR

its all very well him pointing out dumb shit we shouldnt be doing, but what does he think we should do?

The dumbest leftist is smarter than the most intelligent righty

I only go 4 hours a week an I’m doing alright. Only costs £17 a month and a ton of sardines is only 45p

nonsense
I used to work in removals and I got pretty muscular from that alone

gyms are full of wogs on what i assume is bennies buying protein powder by the wagonload though

*aggressive sniffing*

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working more than 20 hours a week should be illegal

yes you can get pretty muscular
but you cant get to 8% bodyfat hollywood ripped without basically dedicating a significant amount of your life to it

exactly
those wogs have literally nothing else to do in their life

time is owned by white people

My gym doesn’t have many, mines just full of gym thots doing meme excecises that they think will make thier arse bigger.

mad how all politics can really be simplified into whether you're on Team Red, Team Blue or Team Yellow

white people are owned by the superior jewish race

c-c-c-c-combo

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FUCK this job would have been perfect for me and I got rejected
so upset

I'm straight, and I find this hilarious

Yeah but you can still get in better shape than like 97% of the population after only a couple of years of lifting

there’s always another gay club hiring mate