You wake up in Warsaw

You wake up in Warsaw...

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I am very happy about this turn of events and begin learning polish.

O kurwa

wonder why i'm at the kremlin

This ain’t it chief

>amerimutt education

finally, progress...

Fuck this shithole, I'm going to Deutschland!

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Join the SS so I can assist in exterminating these rats to the last

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There was a joke in 19th-century Warsaw that goes like:

"A Frenchman and a Russian decided to visit Moscow and Paris respectively. They both got on the train in their home countries and fell asleep. They both woke up in Warsaw and they both thought they had already reached their final destination"

BASED

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Holy fuck BASED

There is no Warsaw since 1944

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sorry

no problem, but I wouldn't mind if you paid us some reparations

it's all german fault

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>That hand rubbing

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>oyyyyy scheißeeeeee

>You wake up in Toronto, Canada

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Arent you rebuild city center in 50's on soviet money and got UNESCO award for one of truest reconstruction of lost historic architecture?

rebuilt part is really small, rest of the city got completely commied.

move to UK to start prosperous career as plumber

I feel you

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Homes in the pic were destroyed in war or something or commies did that for te lulz?

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Its on Ural mountains,almost Siberia, no German warplanes reach it, it was destroyed completely for lulz by commies.