is tinder a meme? do average looking guys actually get laid from this? I've pretty much /madeit/ thanks to 2017 run but idk what to do now. I am still a virgin and NEET with literally zero social connections. I dont want to fuck a prostitute though.
should I say in my bio how much money I have? I feel like that is the only thing that really "separates" me from the rest of the other dudes on there since I cant really compete with looks. does that shit actually help? fugg. please help anons.
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Don’t state it you sperg. You have to buy nice things and make sure to put them in your profile pictures. E.g. buy a nice car and have it in the back of one photo. Buy a nice watch and have it in all of your photos. Buy nice clothes. Maybe buy a tailored suit.
You can’t just outright state it. That way you will only end up with gold diggers and those women are going to suck you dry as fast as they can.
Don't tell them you have money, you'll only attract the bad ones. Just start with the uglies and work your way up. Confidence is the most important thing. If you spoil them with your money they will only want more which will result in you resenting them.
You buy a boat and a captain hat, tinder is dead, try bumble.
The language of roasties is travel, waterfronts, watercraft, dogs, other roasties.
You will have only marginal success with showing these things off through a professional photographer if you are a manlet.
Flush yourself down the toilet, pajeet.
really? how long do chicks actually look at the profile? are you sure that they would look long enough to notice? i woiuld imagine most people spend less than 0.3 seconds looking at a profile; swipe, swipe, nope, swipe, nope etc.
>implying a pajeet would have had the balls to keep on hodling a 10x into a 100x and not cash out as soon as he made $20
Online dating has exacerbated the dynamic between males and females. Women are the "choosers", and can be picky. Shoving hundreds of cocks in their face through Tinder has made even the ugliest land whale have standards. I feel bad for this generation of dudes putting up with this shit. None of these girls should ever become wife or girlfriend material either. good luck user.
Get ready to watch your money disappear, faggot. Some girls are professionals at extracting money from guys. If you’re a virgin you’re the easiest prey for them. They’re going to fuck you like a porn Star, you will fall in love, and they will make you think it’s real. All the while they will milk you for every penny you have and leave you as soon as your money is gone and repeat the same process to the next guy.
Yeah, dudes don't really understand the roastie mind. In the time it takes you to determine if you want to fuck some thot, she has already determined the the branding of your various clothes and accessories, as well as sized up if she can stand being under your sweaty, fat disgusting body while you pump away for twelve seconds.
I used to get laid regularly from it but not long after I felt like a scumbag and stopped.
OP tinder is the best my man I have fucked the hottest girls because of that app. Never have caught an std or anything I always wrap it hah. Best part about tinder is you can place yourself in California lmao
I am average looking and only got 5 matches in 1 week, how old are you user? Tinder doesn't work for me
I lost my virginity to a tinder match at the age of 28 in November last year.
Gained confidence from that experience, dated more and slept with two more women in the past 6 months. All in all, from my experience, I daresay that Tinder works.
I am sincere...
What did you do on the first meetup? Did you go on a date or was it purely hookup
Im 18. Actually used to look like a chad but after becoming NEET stopped eating good food and literally ate cereal and pizza for the past 6-8 months now I am skinny-fat, swollen face, shit hair etc.
This are my matches
I've fucked maybe 4 or 5 girls off it. Only one of them would be considered attractive by most Anons standards.
I’m 21 btw
oh nice. mostly average looking. i wonder how you are actually meant to get laid. it all just seems a bit weird. meet random stranger on tinder and then agree to meet up? isnt that a bit dangerous? also, do chicks really risk that? surely there are a tonne of rapists and shit on there
The first meetup was after a month and half of constant chat and phone calls. The woman I matched with was staying in my town for a few days and during that time we didn't meet (ofc) so as I said constant chat and calls. At some point the calls were only sex oriented, constantly talking about sex and doing it on the phone lul which was a bit strange in the beginning but enjoyable after all. So one weekend I went to her town, I booked a hotel room for two days/nights and basically we haven't left the hotel during that time. It was fucking all along. Unfortunately things didn't work out between us but yeah that's how I lost my virginity to a tinder match.
shit that sounds hot in the end but a lot a lot of effort to get there. got a pic of her?
Je kan nederlandse meisjes niet echt vergelijken denk ik zo.
>Wil je mij ook aaien
>Wil je mij ook aaien?
Cringe
Tinder is shit now all 5/10 maybe the odd 6-7, bumble has the solid 7-9 check pic for example, I've smashed around 4-500 girls, from the 2 years I've been using it, only hit 6 and above. Fuck my life, I sound like a fuck boy.
Move to an area that has a high % of foreigners OP. Tons of women from outside the US use tinder as a way of working on their English so you can use it to practice your small talk and work on confidence. Take some pics with them and use them on your profile and you should be good. You do have to lookout for ones that are trying to marry their way into the states but they’re usially pretty obvious and easy to avoid
how do you deal with feeling so empty inside?
WRONG
Take up a hobby where you'll meet girls irl. Frequent a Yoga gym, go kayaking or some shit.
Traveling the world can give you the confidence and experience that attracts women. If you've made it, take a backpacking trip in some exotic location.
Tinder girls are trash tier. Don't waste your time.
I suck on these... See pic
>should I say in my bio how much money I have?
Thats the dumbest thing I heard on Jow Forums in a while and that means something
Yes I'm average looking and have gotten laid on tinder and bumble. You have to be funny or interesting with every single comment you make, and even then most of the time you will get ghosted before meeting up. Dont take it personally, you probly do it to others as well for no reason
okay fuck this. im downloading bumble. is this thing used a lot in the UK or mainly USA?
I used to have a lot of nudes of her as she was sending me lots and I would send dick pics in return lul but I no longer have those(not the dick picks kek). Sorry frend, she was a bit chubby but cute. What I liked the most is that she would get crazy wet, I miss her for that reason only. The rest and especially her personality was whack. I wouldn't count on Tinder to find something decent.
Do you have to tell the girls if you have HSV? Probably not irght? I just assume anyone on tinder already has it and is just asymptomatic
Yes but after they're gone and you're alone.
How do you cope?
how good looking are you OP? Also what kind of thing do you put in your profile and how long do you have to talk to these chicks before they are willing to meet up and fuck?
well a normie kind of thinking "well don't regret it ended, be happy it happened" could be beneficial and also thinking that "the best is about to come" could be also helpful. Apart from that I have nothing else...
KYS diseased cunt
if you want to fuck a girl uglier than you sure.
whoops didnt mean to put OP in there. Questions are meant for &&
I'm okay looking,normally just a few hours, I only put the words ask me in my profile. Also I get tested every 6 months and where a condom every time.
post your face with the eyes blocked out
Women can only suck you dry in that context if you're a little bitch
okay thanks for the answers fren. i am downloading bumble now. probably gunna try for a few weeks. if no success i may have to resort to prostitute fml
I've seen Jow Forums track down a person, just by shoes, fucking shoes of u think I'm posting a face pic, u must be out your mind.
Tinder doesn't really work for at least 80% of men.
Just think about it, women have access to the most jacked Chads available in their area. Why would they swipe right on the average phaggot?
To make it, you have to stand out with high quality DSLR photos, pics of you being social, etc.
You don't want to show off your money as you'll just attract gold diggers. Think Chad. He shows off his social proof, not his money, to get women.
You have to have good face and display value to make it in tinder. Sexual market is the most brutal market, especially superficial apps like tinder
No mate don't do That, never pay for sex, the only advice I would give and I've said this before, make sure it's 50/50 on drinks, food u can pay if you have to eat, but if you buy her a drink and she drinks it, tell her she is getting the next one.
Just a little picture of some of my matches. Also see pic....
u right, u right...
I have been fucking mad pussy off there but tbqh I am one handsome devil
This
Pretty much this. I realized that the girls were being used by random dudes just like me and it made me want to stop.
That being said, it's a useful app for situations like yours OP. If you're single and wealthy, you might as well look for companionship on Tinder. Plus it's kind of fun.
>4-500 girls in 2 years.
>avg of 1.5 girls a day.
nice try faggot. im surprised your dick hasnt fallen off yet.
Either you are full of shit, or you are full of shit.
They can sue you you know that right?
Autist. Als je er geen 150 binnen 2 weken hebt dan faal je.
>Wil je mij ook aaien?
Do you want to pet me?
Okay, took me a while but I the guys instagram I used to go to high school with... I look pretty similar to pic related but with less of a jawline and lighter hair. Similar ears but mine don’t stick out so much (still stick out a bit). Do you think I can get laid/get matches?
mate are you retarded? Just install the fucking app and see
holy fuq
I’ve fucked about 5 girls from tinder, they all look worse in person and are all juggling/fucking 5-10 other dudes at a time. You have to say all the right things and basically be her court jester monkey banging his symbols together entertaining her better than the 20+ other dudes messaging her. I’m a good looking dude and my success rate is only about a 10-20% message to fuck ratio. I actually caught onetitus for a tinder sloot completely out of the blue about a month and a half ago, she was 22, somewhat cute, had a similar hobby as me (art), and had the dirtiest mouth of any girl I’ve ever fucked (she fucked like a pornstar). Sadly she ended up ghosting on me which really stung my ego, lesson learned don’t treat women the way you would want to be treated and make yourself too available or give them too many compliments. Probably dodged a bullet seeing as she would receive 3-4 snaps from thirsty dudes every time we hung out and smoked weed daily and had to be on depression meds. Fuck me after my last ex burned me I swore off ever wanting a relationship and then this bitch had me hooked, will someone just invent a pill that kills sex drive and need for female companionship?
I did... been swiping for 15 minutes now and no matches. this shit sucks
>biz - business & finance
These girls are fucking strangers off the internet. Seriously, realistically consider the chances of getting lucky by meeting a girl in person, considering most of them already fuck strangers for internet points. Get some good clothes and a haircut, pick up a book or two on socialization and you will be doing much better. That's my advice take it or leave it, you are welcome.
gibs khazar milkies
According to reddit, 100% of all females get laid by the top 1% males constantly, while the other 99% will soon be hunted for sport
this is business and finance retard. I have /madeit/ but am still a fucking virgin loser. Whats the point of this board if we cant help eachother move forward in life after money.
guys please help. why am i getting no matches.
>Don't tell them you have money, you'll only attract the bad ones.
as easy as this, kek
Okay maybe I was a little bit over the top Lol, but somewhere between 250-300 is true, no lies trust me.
this too, kek
Bumble definitely has hotter bitches but 90 percent of them are fake accounts or bots
Dude who said he fucked 400 chicks in a year is a larping faggot. I get like 20 matches a month and I'm 9/10 and my friend whos a model gets similar results.
to trade more and become a good trader. if you trade for money you already lost
yep
Do you guys know what the actual rate of HSV infection is? HPV?
If you have more than 5 parnters you've definitely fucked someone with Herpes or HPV and probably have it yourself. If I had to guess I'd say greater than 90% of the girls on tinder have at least one and probably both.
>as easy as this, kek
okay fuck this. what should my bio be?
>I dont have a job; Made a serious amount of cash from buying bitcoin early.
>is too weak to separate sex from love
>wants to kill sex drive with a pill instead of manning up
you won't make it
okay ive been swiping right for an hour now... still no matches. where all of you just larping in this thread?
Lol I had a match after only 10-15 swipes... you mist be clapped.
Find Jesus Christ first.
If you're good looking, or even average - you're simply building the birds nest for your future family.
But first I cannot stress how important it is that you humble yourself before our Christian God.
You will be a blessed man, if you do.
Do not listen to me and you will follow the feet of a wicked woman to her disease filled bed of sin.
>ProjectLifeguard.net
what guy runs around taking selfies of himself
I get so much attention in person, every girl I meet in person I can tell is attracted to me. Almost every girl thats around my age or even alot older. Not even joking, I meet girls and know they're keen and I let them suck me off while I watch rick and morty
I use that shit and just get 2-4/10's, my profile and pictures are bad though
this shits for melinial guys who run around on snapchap and sociel media taking pictures of themselves in hipster clothes and vintage camera's
AHHHH fugg. how many photos did you upload?
i cant socialise. i am maximum autismo. how can you just get a woman to suck you off lol. only time ive touched puss is at a houseparty i once went to and everyone was drunk af.
if you're brand new to it, it will take time for you to pop up on someone's app, be patient (unless you're an uggo then thats on you)
kek, this dude is a confirmed pajeet
>nice typing.... bro.....
Idk lad, I live up north, hopefully females in the 18-22 age range use it here.
okay not going to lie. pic related is me.
Am i too ugly for this?
plox answer.
kek
It's easy
You spend 4-5 years doing heavy weight training on and and off and be 6 ft 2 with black hair and brown eyes, but eventually you get to a point when nomies can sense your enormous value and are pretty ok with just sucking your dick and letting you blow all over their faces. Even though I never take them on dates or are really nice to them that much. Make you lose faith when you spent until 19 on the other side of the fence. Poor guys taking these girls out on dates and treating them like princess's
But I need to talk to them cause I go full retard when i try to talk to the ones I want, I can only get girls that I'm not intrested in.
Tinder is all about a good profile pic. That’s it. Don’t do something obnoxiously stupid like posing with a Lambo or boasting about your wealth. Just fix yourself up with a new haircut and some new clothes (spend a few days studying up on men’s fashion) and get contacts if you wear glasses. Then take a shitload of selfies and pick the one that looks best. You’ll get matches. Then just create a low key way to get together: coffee, lunch, etc, and give her an excuse to come back to your place.
Tinder is all about a good profile pic. That’s it. Don’t do something obnoxiously stupid like posing with a Lambo or boasting about your wealth. Just fix yourself up with a new haircut and some new clothes (spend a few days studying up on men’s fashion) and get contacts if you wear glasses. Then take a shitload of selfies and pick the one that looks best. You’ll get matches. Then just create a low key way to get together: coffee, lunch, etc, and give her an excuse to come back to your place.
Your pics must be really shit my dude, people generally get a visibility boost when they first use tinder on a new profile so it must be something to do with your profile.
Tinder is 80% visual, if your pics aren't up to scratch you're not gonna be getting good results.
Have you been hitting the gym with all this free time you have?
>COPE
honestly just gas yourself. you got an uncureable disease rotten dick. it's over for you.
You're not bad looking, so that's not an issue.
This guy's advice is okay, just wouldn't recommend selfies, just get your friends to take a picture for you here and there when you're out. Always better if it looks like someone else is taking the picture, selfies for men are a bit lame.
Girls also love pictures with pets if you can pull it off and not look like a faggot posing with your cat or dog or whatever.
U look 16 grow facial hair
Please tell me mr.alpha Slayer king chad how do you avoid onetitus when you actually like someone?
>Tinder AIDS
my friend got HIV from tinder thots.
check this out my man.
lookism.net
I cant. Im half asian. I can only grow like 50 or so hairs on my chin lol. it looks like thinned out pubes.
okay thanks man. i dont have any friends though. i think i will just use a timer on the camera to make it look like someone else took the pic.